Forté Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 *breaking out of what's left of the pile* "You doused ale with ale. Now that's talent right there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Chuckling at zynk. trying to impress us with a pig sticker and some glitter ain't gonna cut it around here How childish. I'm not here to impress you meager fools... I'm here to drink. In less than the blink of an eye the top of the nearest ale tanker is sliced clean off. After dipping his empty mug into the dark Fenrisian ale, in his regular sitting/lounging position Zynk effortlessly cradles the blade over his shoulder whilst tasting the fine brew Go on with your barking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Crazywolf Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Barking? Naw, not quite. Skill building and a bit of poking fun at a visitor? Yes. I do feel that your multi tooll is nice, but I prefer axes overall. Nothing quite like a multi function weapon to being a smile to my face. It can open a door or an opponent's head after all. Now, how in the warp did you pull that out of thin air? Also, why did you kil a perfectly good tankard with it? I know we have a good supply of them, but still, now Forte has to get his own. At least I brought ale for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthstar Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Bahaha Childish eh? I'm not the one playing around with toys. Does that thing come in a man's size? downing another tankard full after slashing himself free from arez's ropes, nrth props his feet up in a corner of the hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaptermasterDemon7 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 -smirks at Zynk- u call the a sword? watch this -unsehats scimtars, throws them into the air, the collide and form a double ended scimtar staff and slices Zynks mug in two with a quick slice- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisWolf Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 *gets another keg and hooks it up to his backpack drinking rig, sits down and takes some long drinks and watches ChaptermasterDemon7 throwing batons around. Or are those swords?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLoneWolf Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 *Lucian laughs and chuckles as he watches the whole thing from somewhere very far away on a hololith....* ;) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 "Get myself a new tankard!!! Don't think so." *shoves his head in the keg and drains it* "Who needs a tankard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 any one want to go hunt some xenos or heretics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 any one want to go hunt some xenos or heretics? "Love too but we have to wait :lol:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Feeling someone is watching from far away, Zynk nonchalantly eyes the broken mug, then watches as forte ever so rudely trains the tankard. The Night Angel frowns at the prospect of being delayed with regards to drinking ale. Like I said before, when you pups are allowed to go to war you're welcome to come with my boys. Only the rank smell of Blood claws can overcome the disgusting odor of the Orks. They'll gag to death ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 "Maybe if your lot spent less time preaning themselves, they may be better at fighting!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 any one want to go hunt some xenos or heretics? "Love too but we have to wait :(" Why do you have to wait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisWolf Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I thought we predominantly smell of ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthstar Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Ale, it's how I keep my hair in place. Shower? Who said that? Why waste water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 "water's only good for turning into ale!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 "water's only good for turning into ale!!" frozen water crystals are good for hunting animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 "My senses and wits are what I use for hunting" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 "My senses and wits are what I use for hunting" true.but if theres a pack or herd of animals, sense won't tell you that.the prints in the snow will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 "Which Id spot with my sight" *smacks Arez round the back of the head* "Fool" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacksad Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 *stumbles in, madly drunk like usual* kids these days... *spends a few seconds trying to focus his eyes, but decides against it when seeing the debris of broken alecasks* why'zu fightin' eachother newayz?... Russdamnit, I sound like an orc again don't I? must be sobering up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 *punches forte hard enough to break a few parts of his face.* Blacksad we spar to hone our skills so we don't fall in battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthstar Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I think someone called it Bloodclaw philosophy. But let's be honest... I just like hitting things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arez Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 what like this? *uppercuts Nrth sending him flying across the room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacksad Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 iz good fer you little arez... iz good fer you... I drink to hone down my skills so I don't embarras my tjapterbrotherz :D *proceeds to empty one of the few barrels still in one piece, remarkably, without stumbling, nor spilling even a single drop* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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