WarriorFish Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Attention comrades, With immediate effect, Elmo is hereby promoted to Commissar with all associated privileges and responsibilities. Take up the Commissar's hat and overcoat, holster your bolt pistol and prepare for death or glory - your soldiers expect no less of you Commissar Raise your salute to Kierdale as he soon retires to Moderati Cedo. Though he will no longer be actively responsible for the day to day running of the barracks he will retain an advisory role so heed his wise words as such. WarriorFish Regimental Command Commissar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolemai Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Will the hat and overcoat be magnetised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Depends on how many cybernetic augmentations he has :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaM_TW Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Perhaps not, but I bet the boltpistol is! Swappable for a melta, for sure... Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Methinks I am getting a bit of a reputation because of my magnet addiction... Thanks for the kind words Guardsmen and I will aim to uphold the word of the Emperor fairly but firmly. Now where did I put my storm coat and riding crop ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Did you say "riding crop" ;) Congrats :tu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 That's how we roll in the commissariat; the first question is the severity of the offence - does it warrant the carrot or the stick? In this case the carrot fires bolts :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 But the sick is much more fun ;) Why are you pointing that bolt pistol at me? Not like I'm a heretic or anything...oh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congratulations Elmo, may your magnets never falter! :P The Greater Good will benefit greatly from this...infiltration... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 All commissars are screened for loyalty to the B&C above all things, but that's a good point - just to be on the safe side maybe we should have a final test. Something like proving he has no ties to this so called "greater good" and those affiliated with it... Coffee, would you like to stand next in front of this wall and tell me if Elmo is holding his bolt pistol straight..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolemai Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Perhaps he should show his loyalty by magnetising all eight Baneblade configurations for the Big Guns event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 To be a true Commissar, you must be prepared to enact the Emperors Justice with no qualms or favouritism. What was that Coffee, a last cigarette, certainly. I am not an unfair man... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 The Baneblade will certainly be making an appearance in the next few weeks. Just need to get the hellhounds done first. This will be proof of my loyalty. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Big Guns Never Tire will be a fine way for everyone to show what they've learnt from the tutorial ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cod Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congratulations Elmo! I'm sure you will command with benevolence and never have to utter the words "Respect my Authorita!" May your new duties not hinder the progress of your Guard Army Excellent tutorial too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilofix Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congrats Elmo! Time for me to get a thicker helmet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesI Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congrats Elmo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicodemus Doloroso Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congrats, Elmo, you'll make a fine addition to the commissariat! And another shout out to Kierdale -- sorry to see you go, you did yoeman's work, and I hope to still see a fair bit of you posting around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmo Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Thanks guys And Nico, congrats on your promotion too. It is sad to see Kierdale hanging up his cap and returning his bolt pistol to the Department Munitorum. I wonder if he will be allowed to keep the electrolash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congratulations, brother. It is indeed sad to see a fellow Mod step down but as with many things - where's there's an end, there's also a beginning. Keep the troops parade ground ready and you won't go far wrong. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Kier has officially stepped down now, the electrolash has been presented to him as a parting gift so he may gaze upon it and remember fondly the lashings he has delivered. It may also prove useful in his Cedo role. All Guardsmen are ordered to form up for the gun salute! Note that this is a Guard artillery company firing the salute, so it is expected to last 5 hours. If you have any words of thanks for Kier's service to the Throne now is the time to present them I will miss the Mordian shaped figure that stalked the trenches with me dispensing order and justice, and it will now be Elmo's job to stop me running away with event plans I'm looking forward to seeing the increased model output by Kier in exchange though If anyone is overcome by emotion I will be available to give power hugs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sviar Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congratulations to Elmo and Nico, dusting of a ceremonial Musket and salutes(old Sviar relic). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain sox Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congrats! A promotion well deserved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knife&fork Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Congrats and good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incinerator950 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Will his Commisar cloak be in cookie camo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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