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WarriorFish Venerable Brother

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Acting Commander Lt Wild,

 

If you want to make anything more than acting commander you would do well to remember the chain of command. You are to follow your orders; not question them. All is proceeding according to a careful laid out plan by High Command, eventualities have been accommodated and all pieces put in their appropriate places.

 

Doubt is for heretics and xenos there is no place in His Guard. Trust that though His commissariat all have been accounted for. If you can not find your place on the battlefield you will find it on the execution line and a suitable replacement will be found. I hear Lt Lionel Johnson has no trouble following orders...

 

In His service,

Lord Commissar WarriorFish

 

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Lord Commissar WarriorFish,

 

I have just received orders from Imperial High Command under the Lords of Terra that you have the honour of being relocated to carry out the Emperor's holy work on Catachan. 

I am assured that you will oversee this honourable task with the greatest of enthusiasm and skill.

Please be advised that transport to Catachan has been scheduled upon the Black Templar cruiser Singidunum at 0600 Terran time tomorrow.
 

 

In His service,
Acting Marshall Maverik under Sigismund, Dorn and the Emperor himself.
 

Thought for the day: Only on Catachan does a Commissar's duty end.


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WarriorFish Venerable Brother

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It seems you speak without understanding, I'll let my Catachan soldiers show you out. Didn't you know? This commissar first strode into battle beside noble soldiers of Catachan back in 2nd Ed and counts them among the most reliable and able of friends msn-wink.gif

Let me just call the Emperor up. I have an ornate Golden Phone on a direct line for just such occasions.

Hang on it's ringing.

Ok, he just laughed and told me to call back when something important happened, cheeky chappy that he is. Seems like your words have no authority here, what a pity! Guess you'll all have to wait then tongue.png

SW1 Venerable Brother

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Haven't you heard, how the commissar got those swanky Catachan Devil skin boots?

 

Some of the lads decided to treat the Commissar to a new pair of boots and managed to capture a big old Devil. It was pretty grumpy so they stuck it in a reinforced holding pen. Once it had settled down the lads told the Commissar his boots were ready and walked him into the pen. There was a right ruckus for 15 minutes then a knock on the door and out popped the commissar with a big piece of skin. With a grin he asked who was the best at curing the skin into leather and then passed out. Took him a month to recover but when he did his boots were ready for him.

 

The commanding officer told the lads to shift the dead devil and it turned out he'd only gone and stunned it. Well you know how grumpy they can be especially when the realise a bit of them is missing. Let's just say there wasn't much left for the commissar to put a bullet into. He did it anyway just to remind everyone what happens when you mess with the best. ;)

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Haven't you heard, how the commissar got those swanky Catachan Devil skin boots?

Some of the lads decided to treat the Commissar to a new pair of boots and managed to capture a big old Devil. It was pretty grumpy so they stuck it in a reinforced holding pen. Once it had settled down the lads told the Commissar his boots were ready and walked him into the pen. There was a right ruckus for 15 minutes then a knock on the door and out popped the commissar with a big piece of skin. With a grin he asked who was the best at curing the skin into leather and then passed out. Took him a month to recover but when he did his boots were ready for him.

The commanding officer told the lads to shift the dead devil and it turned out he'd only gone and stunned it. Well you know how grumpy they can be especially when the realise a bit of them is missing. Let's just say there wasn't much left for the commissar to put a bullet into. He did it anyway just to remind everyone what happens when you mess with the best. msn-wink.gif

That story is as far fetched as the number of wenches a space wolf has slept with after downing 20 pints of mead :P

SW1 Venerable Brother

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Haven't you heard, how the commissar got those swanky Catachan Devil skin boots?

Some of the lads decided to treat the Commissar to a new pair of boots and managed to capture a big old Devil. It was pretty grumpy so they stuck it in a reinforced holding pen. Once it had settled down the lads told the Commissar his boots were ready and walked him into the pen. There was a right ruckus for 15 minutes then a knock on the door and out popped the commissar with a big piece of skin. With a grin he asked who was the best at curing the skin into leather and then passed out. Took him a month to recover but when he did his boots were ready for him.

The commanding officer told the lads to shift the dead devil and it turned out he'd only gone and stunned it. Well you know how grumpy they can be especially when the realise a bit of them is missing. Let's just say there wasn't much left for the commissar to put a bullet into. He did it anyway just to remind everyone what happens when you mess with the best. msn-wink.gif

That story is as far fetched as the number of wenches a space wolf has slept with after downing 20 pints of mead :P

Ahh ... You use "space wolf" when you actually mean Vlyka Fenryka.

The answer would be none as the wenching is left to men rather than gene enhanced super soldiers. If you said number of elks they can eat or bears they can wrestle maybe more on the right track. ;)

You'll also find in the great halls it's not mead they drink ... A true member of the Rout would know they drink Mjod. Meads the the less powerful stuff they give to outsiders not capable of drinking the good stuff. ;)

By the way ... a Catachan never ever jokes about Mr Fish. We've learned it only ends up in a court marshal!!!

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All will become clear soon.

 

It is the way of the Imperial Guard to keep the flow of information limited.

 

Without giving too much away it is safe to say that no one will be unable to enter this last challenge due to the lack of the correct models in their painting queue ;).

 

On that note, the commissariat is retiring for luncheon and no further information will be forthcoming until the correct time...

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