You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Firepower]

When you are the one to usher in the 100th page of this glorious, if often rambling collection of nonsensical banter.

 

http://img.pcdn.vresp.com/media/c/b/6/cb6c228283/52167bf951/eebd422942/library/100%20Cake.jpg

 

Mmmm...caaaaandles.

Edited March 24, 2016 by Firepower

[Eberious]

Dam you, dam you to the eye of terror!!!

[AndrewChristlieb]

When a trip to the eye of terror sounds like a fantastic opportunity to lube your chainsword with the blood of heretics.

[ThatOneMarshal]

You know that your black Templar when you have to stop visiting this sub forum because it keeps drawing you away from your other armies due to the high amount of awsome content and PLOGS.

[johnyocum]

You know that you're a Black Templar when a friend's son starts his own Crusade, and you trade him an assembled and base-coated LRC for an unassembled one, after gifting him some Marines, to help his Crusade grow effectively.  You also know you're a Black Templar when you give up a few extra models from other sources to help said young player gain other models to grow his Crusade.

[Kastor Krieg]

You know that you're a Black Templar when a friend's son starts his own Crusade, and you trade him an assembled and base-coated LRC for an unassembled one, after gifting him some Marines, to help his Crusade grow effectively.  You also know you're a Black Templar when you give up a few extra models from other sources to help said young player gain other models to grow his Crusade.

Well, he's your Neophyte now. Good luck :D

[Kastor Krieg]

Not sure if I haven't posted this yet, but here goes ;)

When you play ARMA3, setup a mortar firebase and suddenly get a flashback of this image.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/21/d1bc8613-3a4a-4b8d-8031-96090112940c.jpg

[Bjorn Firewalker]

Not sure if I haven't posted this yet, but here goes

 

When you play ARMA3, setup a mortar firebase and suddenly get a flashback of this image.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/21/d1bc8613-3a4a-4b8d-8031-96090112940c.jpg

Someone with 'Codex: Black Templars' should write rules for the Holy Mortar Bomb of Antioch, and someone with good modeling skills should design and build a Predator variant with turret-mounted Stormshard mortars to fire the Holy Mortar Bomb. (Sadly, I'm not one of those people.)

[johnyocum]

I've been teaching him as best as I can, Kastor, and his father gives him a convenient 'punching bag' by playing Necrons.

[Kastor Krieg]

When you realize that you've become a Templar because since you were a kid this faceplate shape has always meant standing up against the evil, vile and destructive in the most badass way and NOTHING being able to stop you from victory and teaching your Neophytes.

Now I need a Dreadnought capable of transforming into a Land Raider Crusader.

http://pre06.deviantart.net/011b/th/pre/f/2015/195/b/f/g1_optimus_prime_journal_skin_by_warrior2lover38-d91bdsn.png

[Slave to Darkness]

You know your a Templar when the frst thing you learn on B&C is how to change font size and colour when you type Zeal.

[librisrouge]

You know your a Templar when the frst thing you learn on B&C is how to change font size and colour when you type Zeal.

Fixed that for you.

[Slave to Darkness]

:lol:

[T-Rock]

You know you're a Templar when you need two fives to deny the Tyranid witch from zapping 15 marines with a non-savable attack... and you roll two fives. Suck it bugs!

[Acebaur]

 

You know your a Templar when the frst thing you learn on B&C is how to change font size and colour when you type ZEAL

Fixed that for you.

 

 

Silly human,  fixed it to it's proper look ;) 

[FortesMastery]

You know your a Templar when the frst thing you learn on B&C is how to change font size and colour when you type Zeal.

Might be the first thing I learned after how to link pictures.

[Brother Darklight]

 

 

You know your a Templar when the frst thing you learn on B&C is how to change font size and colour when you type ZEAL

Fixed that for you.

 

 

Silly human,  fixed it to it's proper look

 

Hey Ace, who do we have to Crusade for to get our B&C profiles to have a checkbox that says "is Black Templar" and it just make the posts automatically change the font and colour for the word ZEAL?  At this point, it's such a defining character trait that the board may as well make it a bloody feature :P

[Kastor Krieg]

Hey Ace, who do we have to Crusade for to get our B&C profiles to have a checkbox that says "is Black Templar" and it just make the posts automatically change the font and colour for the word ZEAL?  At this point, it's such a defining character trait that the board may as well make it a bloody feature

Shrink not from the hardship and the duty; for ZEAL is its own reward.

[Kastor Krieg]

When the new idiotic psychic powers cause a real-life influx of disgusted Space Marine players into the Crusading ranks.

 

+ Abhor the witch, deny the witch, destroy the witch +

Edited April 15, 2016 by Kastor Krieg

[Sete]

When you laugh when a Templar exterminates abhumans followed by Emperor Protects.

 

Also, we back on Emperor worshiping

 

‘I do not fear you!’ roared Magneric. ‘For the Emperor guides my right hand! His regard is ever on me, and His glory cloaks me. Behold the radiant might of the Lord of Terra! Behold the power of His champion! Abhor the witch, deny the witch, destroy the witch!’
‘Praise be!’ shouted the Black Templars.

You can reconize the praise be from other Guy Haley books

Edited April 16, 2016 by Sete

[Ciler]

... when you've got 1250 points of crusade on the board for an apoc style game at your FLGWS for the 30th anniversary and "accidentally" take out an allied librarian by blowing up an opposing chaos land raider. 

 

And get caught smirking by the manager.

Edited April 17, 2016 by Ciler

[lordhellblade]

You know your a Black Templar when...

 

Your best Christmas gift was Armageddon. You were still rereading it by Easter.

 

When your writing a RWBY fanfiction and imagine Grimaldus or a Chaplain teaching the huntsman and huntresses in training at Beacon Academy proper ZEAL and contempt for the Grimm.

 

Your not cleaning the dishes at your job at McDonald's, your purging the unclean.

 

The only thing stopping you from having a Black Templars crusade as an allied detachment for your Crimson Fists is the fact that your broke and one of your HQ's is a Librarian.

 

You hate magic tricks and call your friends in Electronics whose does them all the time a witch.

 

When you watch the Avengers movies and think a team up between the Avengers and Sigismund would have made the movie better.

 

When you watch Batman v Superman and think a team up between Wonder Woman and Sigismund would have been awesome.

 

You wish as a kid you had a Transformer that could turn into a Land Raider Crusader.

 

Whenever you play Call of Duty or Halo, you run foward when your shot at.

 

Whenever you play World Cup with your neighbors kid because your a nice guy, you scream NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR! whenever you try and shoot a goal instead of your country.

 

Whenever you work on your fanfiction, you want to write one with the Black Templars, even though you are already are working on three other fanfictions.

[Soldier of Dorn]

You know you're a Black Templar when  you don't take Psykers. In any army. Any army ( and that's including my 'Nids. They really suck because of that. :P)

[Tekman]

When you wake once a month to see if it is time for war without forgemaster intervention.

[Knight of the Raven]

You know you're a Black Templar when your standard response to any emergency brought to your knowledge is "doesn't matter, burned a witch!"

 

You hate magic tricks and call your friends in Electronics whose does them all the time a witch.

I see I'm not the only one who consider any technology I don't understand indistinguishable from magic.