Acebaur Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 When you and your family plays Candyland but there aren't enough tokens, so you use your Jump Pack Chaplain instead :lol: ThatOneMarshal, Marshal_Roujakis, HenricusTyranicus and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenricusTyranicus Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 When you and your family plays Candyland but there aren't enough tokens, so you use your Jump Pack Chaplain instead Me with Clue. Nothing fits into a murder mystery like a chainsword and bolt pistol wielding zealot ;) Acebaur, Marshal_Roujakis and Honda 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 When you play F4, get your hands on a suit of Power Armour as soon as possible, run around with a flaming sword called Templar Zealhttp://i.imgur.com/j5mJs43.jpgand then one of your power armoured "Chapter-buddies" comes out with this recollection:http://i.imgur.com/QjxEc28.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/svX3YXf.jpgApparently, this game knows how to recognize a true Templar. Sniff... Mighty dusty in here Marshal_Roujakis, Nyustukyi, ThatOneMarshal and 3 others 6 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 On the same note - my PA now has a jump pack, I have a proper chainsword and I've turned a .50cal sniper into an automatic assault rifle, which effectively gives me a boltgun in this world. Now I need a mod for a Templar paint coat on that armour and I can go crusade that wasteland, laying death to mutant, synth and raider heretic wherever I go.The only shame is that there seem to be no witches to burn with my heavy flamer. But! There are nid equivalents, so this Templar is fairly happy anyway :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 When in a Team Tournament, you face off against a Tau/Eldar team and end the game with your Emperor's Champion killing his Farseer Star and a WraithKnight at his back, not wounding him with all the Witches spells boosting him. Marshal_Roujakis and HenricusTyranicus 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 (edited) You know you're a Black Templar when, at the end Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura (2001, Troika Games), your male human character with maximal strength, constitution and dexterity has slain every non-human, mage and anyone heretical enough to rush to their aid he met with all manners of flamethrower, grenade launcher, rifled cannon and other pyrotechnic axe while wearing a machined platemail, an anti-magic shield and a helmet with integrated binoculars. Samewise, you murdered absolutely everyone in Fallout: New Vegas with a grenade machine gun while wearing the most advanced power armor. Because anyone not believing in the Emperor deserves to die. And no one believes in the Emperor in Fallout. Edited November 17, 2015 by Knight of the Raven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPityNoRemorseNoFear Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Samewise, you murdered absolutely everyone in Fallout: New Vegas with a grenade machine gun while wearing the most advanced power armor. Because the flesh is weak. Surely you are talking Iron hands now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Chaplain Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 When the feelings of zeal you experience at the prospect of laying waste to 4 tau armies (behind cowardly tidewalls) crusading alongside 3 other marine armies at a local game store event outweighs the fact it will force you to paint on average 5 infantry models a night until the event to meet the "must be fully painted" requirement. Accept any challenge, no matters the odds. nusphigor, Marshal_Roujakis, Kastor Krieg and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Surely you are talking Iron hands now? Yeah, I'd been distracted by the fact it was indeed a Iron Hand I played in New Vegas. I'll edit the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 When this happenshttp://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/316122-what-made-you-love-your-legion/page-2?do=findComment&comment=4227173 Easy question.Who broke the walls of Terra down?Who made fools of the yellow clowns?Weee dooo, weee do.(No offence meant towards any IF players, but really..) + I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE + Oh boy, here we go again. The Templars are loose. Brace for impact nusphigor, HenricusTyranicus and Marshal_Roujakis 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nusphigor Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 When this happens http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/316122-what-made-you-love-your-legion/page-2?do=findComment&comment=4227173 Easy question. Who broke the walls of Terra down? Who made fools of the yellow clowns? Weee dooo, weee do. (No offence meant towards any IF players, but really..) + I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE + Oh boy, here we go again. The Templars are loose. Brace for impact My Congratulations brother! We shall suffer no offence from those traitors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciler Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Yet, let us not become predictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Yet, let us not become predictable. Blessed is the mind too small for doubt. + AMEN AND ATTACK! + Marshal_Roujakis, The_Chaplain and HenricusTyranicus 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Yes the heretics are always quick to talk about breaking walls. Yet you never hear them speak of "the one clad in black", who stood fast at the breach, turned them away, and later drove them into the Hell where they now reside. On that they never say a word. librisrouge, HenricusTyranicus, Marshal_Roujakis and 5 others 8 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The ZEAL of that statement is over 9000. Also, you know you are a Black Templar when you are going to paint a 30k army, and you refuse to make anything but Imperial Fist........Templars. An Entire 30k force of Imperial Fist Templars. nusphigor and Honda 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The ZEAL of that statement is over 9000. Also, you know you are a Black Templar when you are going to paint a 30k army, and you refuse to make anything but Imperial Fist........Templars. An Entire 30k force of Imperial Fist Templars. + YOU AND I, BROTHER. YOU AND I. + Nyustukyi 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Yes the heretics are always quick to talk about breaking walls. Yet you never hear them speak of "the one clad in black", who stood fast at the breach, turned them away, and later drove them into the Hell where they now reside. On that they never say a word. My guardsmen respectfully request to follow you to hell and back, sir. It would be an honor. AndrewChristlieb, HenricusTyranicus, Acebaur and 5 others 8 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciler Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 (edited) On that they never say a word. I suspect that's because it's hard to talk when someone shoved a chainsword down their throat. Edited November 18, 2015 by Ciler librisrouge, nusphigor and HenricusTyranicus 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyWalrus Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 You know you're a Black Templar when you realize that even the Orks have understood that the 'ardest and meanest kids on the block wear black. NoPityNoRemorseNoFear, Kastor Krieg and Nyustukyi 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 You know you are a Black Templar when creating a list, you have points for 3 Land Raiders, Techmarine, 2 Scirians, 2 Storm Talons, and 2 Crusader Squads at 1850 if you just drop your Emperor's Champion and you blantly refuse and drop a Storm Talon. MY CHAMPION ALWAYS ACCEPTS ANY CHALLENGE. When you hear you are to play a 3000 point list, and instead of thinking of drop pods and gladius, you just bring the Spearhead and more Armor. nusphigor 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nusphigor Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 (edited) You know you are a Black Templar when all you think about every day is the word ZEAL. Also when you read about Angry Marines and feel a kind of joy like when a kid does something to impress their parents. Edited November 19, 2015 by nusphigor Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPityNoRemorseNoFear Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 When you realise that those that turn to Khorn weren't nearly Zealous enough to Join the BT.When you refer to the followers of Khorn as 'Hatred for beginners' when you refuse to make lists without CC ability. When looking at images of our zealous brethren in battle gives you a strong sense of pride and can inspire your future hobbying. Kastor Krieg, HenricusTyranicus and Honda 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChristlieb Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 When even a random name generator recognizes your zeal: Thinking, hey that looks cool you pull up the meaning and find this... Alternate form of Sigismund? Yes sir I'll take 3 please. Looks like my champion has a name now Thanks Conn Eremon for the link, reposted below. Conn Eremon, on 18 Nov 2015 - 8:08 PM, said:While I would be happy for my own username to be used, my main reason for posting was to suggest you check out Behind the Name's rather awesome random name generator. nusphigor, Kastor Krieg, librisrouge and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 As a Polish Brother I confirm the veracity of this generator's claim. It's basically the same name as Sigismund's. Moreover, we had kings named Sigismund in Latin, so y'know. Nyustukyi and AndrewChristlieb 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 When you're watching Terminator Genesis (I refuse to spell it otherwise) and you interpreted Sarah Connor's advice as: Onwards! When you're playing Imperial Knight Freeblade and you're severely disappointed that you only get to use your sword in prescripted scenes, rather than all the time. I mean, come on!, those Orks are on a balcony and perfect reaper chainsword height. When your opponent asks you if you'd like to give up the game and start anew, you reply, "Do I look like I'm dead yet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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