You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Brother Sheep]

Actually Death will curse you for giving him so much work.

On the one hand for chasing you, on the other of all the lifes you took.

 

Afterwards he shows you the gallary of these heretics and you need around 4 years to read every name.

[Apocalypton]

You know you're a Black Templar when you can't pass up on anything that your brethren might chose...

[Bjorn Firewalker]

You know you're a Black Templar when you can't pass up on anything that your brethren might chose...

What's the alcohol content of this brew? I expect a Templar to either drink a non-alcoholic beverage to stay alert in anticipation of a battle, or a beverage with a ridiculously high alcohol content as a means of testing himself (think of the beverage as a liquid pain glove)? Edited September 19, 2018 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Apocalypton]

A disappointing 3%! Not tried it yet though. It might be apple juice for the morning instead 

[Medjugorje]

then you have to drink it with ZEAL

[Marshal Vespasian]

When your attempt at Latte Art turns into the immortal God emperors death mask

[Honda]

When your attempt at Latte Art turns into the immortal God emperors death mask

 

 

I not only laughed, but then stood and gave you a Roman salute (slam right fist over chest).

 

Well played brother!

[SWORD BROTHER RYAN]

When...

 

Your water pot for cleaning your brushes has claimed 2 rot flies lives so far.

 

(Seriously, even my waste paint can kill!)

[Honda]

You know there are other Black Templars out there when you see this comment on a political blog:

 

32 Suffer not a witch to live.

[Marshal_von_Speer]

When you field a Primaris Psyker for the first time with your new guard army and during the entire game (6 turns) you fail to cast a single psychic power using your templar dice...

[Medjugorje]

you only see 57/500  in "500" facts...

[Sword Brother Adelard]

What?

 

Ah, I see, I get it now.

Edited October 21, 2018 by Brother Adelard

[allegedlynerdy]

You know you're a Black Templar when you start using Mark III armor because it comes with chainswords for every man.

[Marshal_Roujakis]

Hey guys... You Know you're a Templar when you click like because it's Sigismund...

 

 

oh yeah... spoilers for those who haven't read Black Legion

Edited October 24, 2018 by Marshal_Roujakis

[Kastor Krieg]

http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/350813-codex-genestealer-cults/

> Strength of Faith (1CP) - 5+ feel no pain, but only vs. mortal wounds in the psychic phase.

When you're pissed off because xenos mutant AND traitor abominations all rolled in one get a rule that ought to have been a Templar one from the start.

[Sword Brother Adelard]

I had a similar reaction when I saw SoB Acts of Faith

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When you kitbash delta wings and pointed noses for your flyers to improve their aesthetic appearances, allowing you to claim, "My Black Templars ride into battle atop flying swords!"

 

When you back up that claim by having your flyers ram- I mean stab enemy vehicles in-game.

 

And when you kitbash rocket engines to the pommels of the swords of the Marine infantry models charging out your Thunderhawks and Stormravens, allowing you to claim, "My Black Templars wield flying swords in battle!"

Edited October 29, 2018 by Bjorn Firewalker

[The Spanish Inquisitor]

When you are bad at Mathematics and you think 6000 Templars is Chapter size. 

 

When you are still bad at Mathematics, don't bother to count the number of heretics. Just destroy them all. 

 

When you see the new Codex Orks got, and think I will still wipe them out with my chainsword no matter the odds. 

[Kastor Krieg]

When you watch Skallagrim's channel and... Yup, that's a Black Templar helmet, all right!

 

[librisrouge]

When you are GREAT at Mathematics and you KNOW 6000 Templars is Chapter size. 

Fixed that for you.

[Mordian Glory]

When you run a Black Tide and you put more boots on the ground then your Imperial Guard opponent!

[Medjugorje]

I had a similar reaction when I saw SoB Acts of Faith

oh yes. Me too.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When you hear some Astra Militarum player drove his car up to the gaming table and tried to pass it off as a Capitol Imperialis, you declare, "Good idea!" and resolve to spare no expense buying a Cadillac (or Mercedes Benz, if you live in Europe) and then kitbashing your new car into a passable Eternal Crusader. Edited November 12, 2018 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Bjorn Firewalker]

After building a dozen Land Raider Crusaders to transport your Black Templars Company- and mounting chainbayonets to their sponsons, because, as the Techmarines say, vehicles in the Black Templars armory are de facto battle-brothers, and should be ready to engage in close combat like any good Templar- you decide to mount twin assault cannons & hurricane bolters to every other vehicle in the Company- Thunderhawks, Stormravens, Stormhawks, drop pods, Knights, Repulsors, Vindicators, Whirlwinds, Predators, Rhinos and Razorbacks, attack bikes, etc.- to create Crusader patterns of them.

[Kastor Krieg]

When your heart skips a beat seeing this.