You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Sete]

Tuna boys! Lmao

[Mordian Glory]

When you charge down a Tau gunline with your Black Tide, crushing the xenos scum, and after the game your tau opponent moans that he didn't have enough guns... in a tau list...

[The_son_of_Dorn]

When you adopt an evil Kermit approach.

 

Me: that friendly chapter librarian just helped us win the battle.

 

Also me: claim he summoned deamons to do it, tell the =][=. Exterminatus his home world!

Edited August 7, 2019 by The_son_of_Dorn

[Captain Antargo]

- When all you wear is black and white.

 

- When you run around the house with a cardboard sword thinking your the Emperors champion.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When you adopt an evil Kermit approach.

 

Me: that friendly chapter librarian just helped us win the battle.

 

Also me: claim he summoned deamons to do it, tell the =][=. Exterminatus his home world!

As fellow Sons of Dorn, Imperial Fists and Crimson Fists do NOT deserve to have such slander thrown their way.

 

Dark Angels Librarians, on the other hand...

 

Exterminatus the Rock! Exterminatus it until the Lion's degenerate sons are forced to rename it the

!

[The Spanish Inquisitor]

When you 're like "muh crusade"

 

[Marshal Reinhard]

Are we doing Templar memes? If so then:

Oh and I suppose in keeping with the thread format, ahem:

"When you unironically agree with this assessment"

[Link2edition]

Are we doing Templar memes? If so then:

Oh and I suppose in keeping with the thread format, ahem:

"When you unironically agree with this assessment"

I have to point out this meme is now our official chapter tactic in the new codex.

[librisrouge]

When you read about the strategem that allows jump pack units to do mortal wounds and on the charge and your first thought it...I should start a Black Templars crusade.

[BitsHammer]

-when painting to relax you end up painting a Templar despite not planning on painting a Templar.

[Crimson cowboy]

When your called to go into a plant and on the road you see a company truck that says “zealous” across the side and all you want to do is drift and go steal it

[Link2edition]

When the Rogue Trader Tournament puts out event pics, and you are fairly easy to pick out, even without a good shot of your face...

Note the steel rain coming down on the deamons turn 1, and the obvious faction spirit displayed on the attire.

(I took 2nd, undefeated, new book is great!)

Edit: Yes the army is only half painted, was trying to get something out for the next codex in time for the tourney. Built a lot of new models. Edited August 25, 2019 by Link2edition

[T1Mb0s!x]

When...

 

The new codex comes out and you build a chaplain with 6 attacks at strength 8 ap-3 damage 4 with mortal wounds on sixes to wound

[Link2edition]

...When you only use primaris units if they have infiltrate, so they can deploy with all the other neophytes where they belong.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

...When you only use primaris units if they have infiltrate, so they can deploy with all the other neophytes where they belong.

Primaris Intercessor: "But I am...!"

 

Marshal: "Who you are has no meaning; it is who you will be that matters. You will fight alongside your fellow Neophytes, and learn to crusade. If you succeed, you will be an Initiate of the Black Templars; if you fail, you will die."

 

Primaris Intercessor: "Lord Regent Guilliman...!"

 

Marshal (drawing his sword, beheading the Primaris Intercessor, and then turning towards the other Primaris Marines): "Let his example teach you the consequences of failure."

[Smirnov]

...When you only use primaris units if they have infiltrate, so they can deploy with all the other neophytes where they belong.

Ironically that's exactly what I'm planning to do!

[Marshal Reinhard]

Sort of goes against the now established lore that Primaris are made from scouts neophytes too, which they graduate from and become initiates. 

 

I appreciate that GW hasn't satisfactorily solved this conundrum with regards to our chapter yet, but I don't particularly care for the implication that my Primaris crusades aren't real Templars yet and just a bunch of wet behind the ears nobodies. 

 

The Indomnitus Crusade was 200 years ago.

[Acebaur]

Sort of goes against the now established lore that Primaris are made from scouts neophytes too, which they graduate from and become initiates. 

 

I appreciate that GW hasn't satisfactorily solved this conundrum with regards to our chapter yet, but I don't particularly care for the implication that my Primaris crusades aren't real Templars yet and just a bunch of wet behind the ears nobodies. 

 

The Indomnitus Crusade was 200 years ago.

 

 

Yeah, like it or not, all primaris are Initiates or higher rank at this point. Primaris are created from scouts the same way as classic marines. So there are no primaris neophytes. 

[CantusMaximGloria]

You get in range to charge an enemy witch, make it, kill the filthy heretic in the name of the most glorious and holy Emperor and realise that in your zeal you forgot all of the other charges you had set up...

[Sword Brother Adelard]

You have to spray paint the new second hand carry case you bought because the previous owner had (badly) painted an 8 pointed star on the lid and you can't place your Templars within such blasphemy.

[Eberious]

..... when you still hold the case as heretical as the star is still there, merely covering the truth and suspect fellow brother with suspension of the underlying heresy....    

 

Should of melted it off with holy fire, cleansing said case of its dark past and covered with a BT cross.

 

 

jesting of course.

Edited September 11, 2019 by Eberious

[vossyvo]

When you run out of miniatures to paint for your Crusade, so start painting your iPad cover. If I own it, and it sits on the table top, by Sigismund it will be stamped proudly with the Maltese Cross.

Just so your opponent knows that when you are frantically scrolling through it, repeating word the word AP under your breath. It isn't because you don't know your rules - it is to pick out which weapon you are about to deal the Emperors justice with.

 

[Aothaine]

When you're the rabblerouser claiming someone is a witch!

[Link2edition]

When your opponent brings a Melee focused nid army, and this is how you engage it.

 

Bonus points: Those guys ended up killing that stuff in close combat.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

[The Emperor's Champion] killed Mortarion and Typhus + last plague marine in a squad before he was executed by a heavy stubber from a plague burst crawler.

When you catch the common cold, you don't cure it with chicken soup. You draw a blade and bring it through the neck of any and all heretics who dare prostrate before Chaos' false "God of Plagues," and then incinerate the bodies.

Edited September 24, 2019 by Bjorn Firewalker