You know you're a Black Templar when....

[MegaVolt87]

When your Chaplin starts sweating, twitching and heavy breathing seeing the Dark Apostle in the distance, you know the current mission will be abandoned and forgotten, automatically signal to form a fighting wedge to clear the way  for the epic duel that will ensure. Allies are too scared to complain even if the battle is lost, while the duel was won. 

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When your opponents say, "I'll send you to hell!" you smile at the thought of waging an eternal crusade against the Great Enemy in their own realm- meaning you're behind enemy lines, with no chance of recovery- even as you launch an attack against the opponent before you.

 

Win or lose, live or die, you will NEVER stop fighting for the Emperor and His Imperium.

[Link2edition]

When your opponents say, "I'll send you to hell!" you smile at the thought of waging an eternal crusade against the Great Enemy in their own realm- meaning you're behind enemy lines, with no chance of recovery- even as you launch an attack against the opponent before you.

 

Win or lose, live or die, you will NEVER stop fighting for the Emperor and His Imperium.

Reminder that the Doom 2016 Marine is a Templar in power armor. This is canon. Look up the "Night Sentinels"

 

 

Black Templars are Templars in power armor.

 

Coincidence? I think not. Probably a successor chapter.

Edited September 30, 2019 by Link2edition

[Bjorn Firewalker]

You replace a Roboute Guilliman model's inverted omegas with the symbol of a raised fist, replace the Hand of Dominion with Dorn's Arrow, and paint the resulting model yellow.

 

We all know who EARNED the right to be Lord Regent of the Imperium.

Edited November 26, 2019 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Sword Brother Adelard]

Bjorn, do you have a WIP thread?

[Bjorn Firewalker]

Bjorn, do you have a WIP thread?

Sadly, no. It'll be a long time before my modeling skills are sufficient to build the Primarch's model with the competence he rightfully demands from all his subordinates.

[Sword Brother Adelard]

I meant generally for any of your projects

[Bjorn Firewalker]

I meant generally for any of your projects

No.

[Marshal Wolfhart]

YKYABT when you read today's teaser on warhammer community and dig this thread out to let everyone know you wept a little crocodile tear after reading WE FINALLY HATE PSYKERS AGAIN! Rejoice!

[Kastor Krieg]

When you're ashamed and offended that this thread needs to be dug out.

[Aothaine]

When the witch says no but you know it means yes.

[Acebaur]

When the witch says no but you know it means yes.

 

When the Witch says no, but you couldn't hear it over the sound of burning promethium :lol:

[Marshal Laeroth]

YKYABT when you read today's teaser on warhammer community and dig this thread out to let everyone know you wept a little crocodile tear after reading WE FINALLY HATE PSYKERS AGAIN! Rejoice!

You better notify Firepower about this development pronto. He will likely go purging some Xenos Psyker Kittens.

[Kastor Krieg]

 

When the witch says no but you know it means yes.

 

When the Witch says no, but you couldn't hear it over the sound of burning promethium

And revving chainsword.

[Marshal Wolfhart]

 

YKYABT when you read today's teaser on warhammer community and dig this thread out to let everyone know you wept a little crocodile tear after reading WE FINALLY HATE PSYKERS AGAIN! Rejoice!

You better notify Firepower about this development pronto. He will likely go purging some Xenos Psyker Kittens.

 

 

I couldn't resist:

 

"Awakaen, most cantankerous of Chaplains!  

Marshal Wolfhart

Sent Today, 07:25 PM

 

From one Marshal Laeroth:

 

YKYABT when you read today's teaser on warhammer community and dig this thread out to let everyone know you wept a little crocodile tear after reading WE FINALLY HATE PSYKERS AGAIN! Rejoice!

You better notify Firepower about this development pronto. He will likely go purging some Xenos Psyker Kittens.

 

In case you didn't take notice in your slumber "

 

Let's see if the paddling of epic proportions commences...

Edited November 14, 2019 by Marshal Wolfhart

[Medjugorje]

When you still remember the  Ophidian Gulf Crusade and the treachery of the Dark Angels...

yes we know... yes we still remember...

[Bjorn Firewalker]

Lesser servants of the Emperor swear, "Better to die on our feet than to live on our knees," as if that matters.

 

You swear, "I will die with my hands around my enemy's throat; my last breath will be spent choking the life out of him/her/it, so we may both face the Emperor's judgment."

 

For enemies that don't need to breathe? There's a reason you sharpened the hooks on your locking gauntlet- they're so convenient as improvised weapons, able to claw out other vital organs in a pinch!

Edited December 17, 2019 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Marshal Wolfhart]

YKYABT when the most contemplative time off after a hard day is layering some grey over that smooth black...

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When you uphold the ideal of "Humanity Yeah!" (warning: obscene language) so highly, you cheer for the Sith whenever you watch a Star Wars movie.

 

Because the useless "peacekeepers" who continuously ignore human rights by allowing xenos to use and abuse humans like disposable utensils.

[Marshal Vespasian]

When you look at the Lazarus Model and think "replace the helmet with a mk III Iron Helm, cut off some wings, glue a brazier to his backpacks and thats one zealous Crusader".

[painting.for.my.sanity]

When you look at the Lazarus Model and think "replace the helmet with a mk III Iron Helm, cut off some wings, glue a brazier to his backpacks and thats one zealous Crusader".

I want to see if I can turn him into a Chaplain - the knee skulls and spikes on his backpack vents seem perfect.

[Marshal Reinhard]

green stuff the top of the open 'robes' so its instead a solid piece of cloth covering the entire chest area, so it becomes a proper tabard. give him a new helm and pauldrons, and get rid of  feather and he's nearly there.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

The Emperor's Champion's honor, valor, and combat skills so inspire you, you insist on adding one to all your other IMPERIAL armies.

 

See the Order of Our Martyred Lady member with a transplanted Black Sword, due to some Adepta Sororitas player's attempt to prove the strength of her faith is not second to a Templar's; the Leman Russ some Astra Militarum player equipped with black Extra Armor to serve as a knockoff Armor of Faith, an eviscerator chainsword-turned-bayonet fixed to its cannon to serve as a knockoff Black Sword; the black Deathwing Terminator surrounded by dead Dark Angels officers because the player wanted to make a knockoff Emperor's Champion, only for the Deathwing Terminator to prove himself worthy of Sigismund's ideals by executing the Dark Angels Inner Circle as the traitors they are; the Blakk Choppa-wielding Warboss who destroyed his own army before killing himself in penance for being a foul xeno, because the Ork player didn't take Sigismund's ideals seriously...

Edited January 27, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Bjorn Firewalker]

You deploy your army's psykers by dropping them out a bomb bay, or shooting them out a demolisher cannon. After all, the best way for a psyker to use his or her head, is to smash it against an enemy fortification's ceiling or walls.

 

Emperor's Champion (grabbing Ahriman by the ankles, and swinging the witch like a sledgehammer, to crack open both Ahriman's skull and a fortress wall): "Thank you for opening a path for the Marshal. We could not have reached the Despoiler without your aid."

Edited February 3, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Medjugorje]

you lough if the enemy generates Mortal wounds with stratagems instead of normal shooting.