You know you're a Black Templar when....

[FusionHS]

You know your a Black Templar when:

 

You eat EACH and EVERY meal with a handful of this!

[by handful, I of coarse mean the whole bottle, after renewing your vows]

 

http://www.ushopzambia.com/media/45300645.jpg

[Firepower]

Spicy, spicy zeal...

 

We bring the fire in our hearts to light the shadows and burn the unclean, and no Tums or Pepcid shall quench it!

[Marshal Severarse]

.... when the amount of BT models plus a detailed cost analysis for all paints, bags, airbrushes plus the average weekly amount of time you spend working on said models and playing 40K actually appears as one of the highlighted issues listed by your ex in the divorce papers she graciously had you served with.

 

 

Allow me:

'Why, my dear, I must thank you for these fine parchments.'

 

'Why? They're divorce papers, dumbass!'

 

'Indeed, but they make fine kindling.'

 

'Kindling? For what?'

 

'FOR BURNING THE WITCH!'

 

 

 

"Happened just last April. No big deal. Kept the Templars, lost the wife. I think I came out ahead, actually."

 

*Of course you came out ahead!

[ChuckPasadena]

Allow me:

'Why, my dear, I must thank you for these fine parchments.'

 

'Why? They're divorce papers, dumbass!'

 

'Indeed, but they make fine kindling.'

 

'Kindling? For what?'

 

'FOR BURNING THE WITCH!'

 

 

 

"Happened just last April. No big deal. Kept the Templars, lost the wife. I think I came out ahead, actually."

 

*Of course you came out ahead!

 

 

Come to think of it, she did have a ton of astrology books lying around the house. Maybe it was my natural abhorrence of the heresy that is a psyker that caused the whole thing

 

Yeah! Burn the witch!!!!

[Brother Rathul]

When you are dissapointed in the High Marshall Helbrecht model.

 

+1

 

 

Can you imagine if we'd got Lysander for our High Marshal instead? Perhaps with a relic blade instead of Hammer? Bwhahahaha.

 

If only.....(Looks at Lysander model and brings out black paint)

[Roesor]

When you are dissapointed in the High Marshall Helbrecht model.

 

+1

 

 

Can you imagine if we'd got Lysander for our High Marshal instead? Perhaps with a relic blade instead of Hammer? Bwhahahaha.

 

If only.....(Looks at Lysander model and brings out black paint)

 

I already did for my Shields of Sigismund, but of course had to keep him as hammer and shield. He looks good in Black. And a Templar Dorn's Heraldic Cross, suits him fine too.

[Rogue Pilot]

You know your a black Templar when...

 

Your friend says Black Templars suck as a joke, so you throw firebombs at his house for a joke.

 

You write your year 10 history essay on the Knights Templar

[WARRENSTORM]

You know you're a Black Templar when.... this is your arm

 

16 hours in the chair and 15 to 20 to go

 

 

 

Dooooooooooooood!

 

Holy Sh--. I mean, Holy Terra!

 

Yep, winner.

 

I also saw, at a game convention in the Midwest a couple years ago, a gentleman with an awesome tattoo from our codex on his arm. He passed by whilst I was playing and said, 'Templars? Check this out,' and I proceeded to defecate myself the tat was so awesome. If you're out there, show it!

 

Tattoo... now that's devotion, and extremes of faith are how you know you are a Black Templar!

 

You know you're a Black Templar when.... this is your arm

 

Holy crap dude

That is infinitely awesome, Were I to ever meet you, I would love to shake your hand.

Mucho respect senor!

 

Thank you Brothers

I’ll keep you updated as it progresses

Next session I will be finishing off the chrome on the chain and getting a purity seal on the inside of my arm I figure what better place than that for a purity seal

[Marshal Severarse]

You could put it on your FACE!

 

That would be High Marshal material, brutha!

 

Seriously, don't. Unless you think it's a really good idea after all.

 

 

 

You know you're a Black Templar when you actually consider getting a purity seal tattooed on your FACE!

 

 

Edit: I meant Crusader seal, of course.

Edited January 17, 2012 by Marshal Severarse

[Riffer77]

Today this thread has been up and running for one year. If I remember correctly it has only left the first page for a brief moment, so all credit to Th!rdeye.

 

You know you´re a Black Templar when you found your self buying Brettonians just because you´re BT army has inspired you to do so.

[Brother Uriel Sanguis]

You know (Or the girl you love is) know your a Black Templar when... The girl that you love (Who knows of your enthusiasm and zeal for Black Templars) comes up to you and asks you to join her on her Eternal Crusade and that maybe one day she may be crusaded by me. It brought tears to my eyes T ^T

 

Other note, You know your a Space Wolf (Sorry guys I thought this was funny)... When in a snow ball fight, your on all four and fighting like a wolf

You know your a Black Templar when... You realize that your subforum was the first to make a You know your a -insert chapter- and laugh to yourself thinking the mutts couldn't do better than us.

Edited January 19, 2012 by Brother Uriel Sanguis

[Siegfried290]

You know (Or the girl you love is) know your a Black Templar when... The girl that you love (Who knows of your enthusiasm and zeal for Black Templars) comes up to you and asks you to join her on her Eternal Crusade and that maybe one day she may be crusaded by me. It brought tears to my eyes T ^T

 

Marry her... :)

[Grey Knight Purifier]

You know your a Black Templar when your cat is spazzing out, and all you can think is Xeno Psyker Kittens.

 

I'm about ready to Suffer Not the Cat to Run Around Like a Spazz.

[librisrouge]

When you start a brand new chaos army project...and find yourself fiddling with Templars O.o

You know you're a Black Templar when....

 

 

...you would never even consider doing a project that involved heretics and traitors. ;)

 

Only with the intention of knowing thine enemy o.o

 

Seriously though I just bought my friends stuff for a favour, wasn't going to let it go to waste o.O

 

I PADDLED MYSELF OK?!!! *sobs*

 

HERETIC!!! The only knowledge of the enemy you need is the knowledge that they are the enemy and a blight upon HIS galaxy. And to think a Templar needs a Flesh Tearer to point that out to him.\

 

You know you're a Templar when... you see a palm reader shop and automatically start considering what would be the best propellent for "cleaning" it.

[Brother Rathul]

You know you are a Black Templar when you post on this thread.

When your deep ancestry is Knights Templar

When you refuse to let this thread die

When you think everyything would look cool with a templar cross on it

Edited January 22, 2012 by Brother Rathul

[ScottishSmurf96]

When you see Gandalf accross the street and slowly unsheath your power sword...

[Roesor]

When you start a brand new chaos army project...and find yourself fiddling with Templars O.o

You know you're a Black Templar when....

 

 

...you would never even consider doing a project that involved heretics and traitors. ;)

 

Only with the intention of knowing thine enemy o.o

 

Seriously though I just bought my friends stuff for a favour, wasn't going to let it go to waste o.O

 

I PADDLED MYSELF OK?!!! *sobs*

 

HERETIC!!! The only knowledge of the enemy you need is the knowledge that they are the enemy and a blight upon HIS galaxy. And to think a Templar needs a Flesh Tearer to point that out to him.\

 

You know you're a Templar when... you see a palm reader shop and automatically start considering what would be the best propellent for "cleaning" it.

 

I may have dabbled in potential herectical situations, but at least I'm not a guard butchering psychopathic mutant o.O In fact, because it was a Templar who did it, it's automatically not Heresy. None of us have turned, ever, codex says so. So ergo, not heresy. Ergo, ner ner ne ner ner.

[T14]

...You would NEVER rat out a Marshall to the inquisition for knowing more about Templar doctrine than you do :)

[ScottishSmurf96]

...You would NEVER rat out a Marshall to the inquisition for knowing more about Templar doctrine than you do :)

 

Damn the Inquisition, They are corrupt and should be abolished!

[Nyustukyi]

You know you are a Black Templar when you walk in on your friend and his others playing Dungeons and Dragons and hear one say they cast fireball and you immedately roll and get your sword from the corner you always keep it in and proceed to run him out of the house yelling "Purge the Witch!"

[Brother-Captain Sicarius]

...You would NEVER rat out a Marshall to the inquisition for knowing more about Templar doctrine than you do :woot:

 

Damn the Inquisition, They are corrupt and should be abolished!

When you read the above, and your first thought is "PURGE THE INQUISITION!" (well some of them are witches, and some of them are chaos tainted, some of them... /rant off)

[KhorneHunter57x]

...You would NEVER rat out a Marshall to the inquisition for knowing more about Templar doctrine than you do :)

 

Damn the Inquisition, They are corrupt and should be abolished!

When you read the above, and your first thought is "PURGE THE INQUISITION!" (well some of them are witches, and some of them are chaos tainted, some of them... /rant off)

And some of them are actually loyal to the Emperor. There are good Inquisitors, after all (Vinculus is a specific example, but the vast majority of Monodominants would qualify, as would some Inquisitors from other Inquisitorial factions). Remember that the Inquisition is not a unified organisation.

 

On Monodominance, from the Inquisitor Rulebook:

The Monodominants have a simply goal: to destroy forever the Emperor’s enemies. Monodominants have absolutely no tolerance for any kind of wayward behaviour. There is no excuse for heresy, contemplating heresy or for abetting heretics. Heresy includes mutation, religious deviation, aliens, psykers and any other beings who do not conform to their view of the loyal Imperial servant. There is only one punishment for heresy in the Monodominant philosophy – death.

Sound familiar? ^_^

 

So, I end this minor rant with this statement: You know you're a Black Templar when...if you were a member of the Emperor's Holy Inquisition instead of being a Templar, you would follow the Monodominant philosophy.

[Chapter Master Furious]

The inquistion MUST...BE... PURGED!........... the grey knight can stay, there cool :eek

[Th!rdeye]

On Monodominance, from the Inquisitor Rulebook:

The Monodominants have a simply goal: to destroy forever the Emperor

[Marshal Rohr]

As a caveat, given the fractious nature of the Inquisition and the imply subtext of the monodominant philosophy, it would mean that the Templars and Inquisition of the Monodominant group would quickly find themselves infighting when a Marshal's idea differs from the Inquisitor's.