Gosford Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You know you're a Black Templar when... U FAWL 2 MUH CHOPPA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3230687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal_Roujakis Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 (edited) You know you're a Black Templar when... U FAWL 2 MUH CHOPPA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! :lol: "That's what the Ork said, then I smashed his face with a Crozious... True Story" -Reclusiarch Amand, Vengeance Crusade- Edited November 6, 2012 by Marshal_Roujakis Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3230694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Templar BlackAdder Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 The first thing you do when your computer boots up is check 'The Bolter and Chainsword' to see if theres been an update on your most recent post. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3230832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEntireMac Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You know your a Black Templar when you watch Starship Troopers and get a warm funny feeling when the kids are stepping on bugs and yelling kill em all! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3230865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arachnid99 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 When you field a squad of tooled up Chaplain models as "counts as" Sword Brethern to ensure all you're Chaplains get to smite the enemies of the Emperor. Wouldn't that make them Hammer Brothers?… :P Technically yes. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3231301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Darklight Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 You know you're a Black Templar when... U FAWL 2 MUH CHOPPA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! ;) You know you're a Black Templar when... ... you see this post, and laugh. Laugh, not because the post itself is funny, but laugh because you know since 6th started, not one Ork player has beaten you. ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3231386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadeath Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 You know you're a black templar when you defeat your enemy and have their models burned for being foul xenos... true story friend had anger management, ended up burning/breaking his models after our game (felt bad). Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3231757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadman Wade Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 When you think "hey, 6th edition is about who has more dakka, I need a las-plas squad!" And then this lascannon you had right here in front of you suddenly disappears. And after 3 hours of searching, under a sofa you find... a power fist and a chainsword from BT upgrade box. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3233756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCrimsonLancer Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 When you think "hey, 6th edition is about who has more dakka, I need a las-plas squad!" And then this lascannon you had right here in front of you suddenly disappears. And after 3 hours of searching, under a sofa you find... a power fist and a chainsword from BT upgrade box. The Emperor is trying to tell you something :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3233854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Templar 307th Comp. Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 You replay Space Marine using only a bolt pistol and chainsword...TEMPLAR STYLE Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3234672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 When you try to remake Sigismund himself in Tabletop Form and give him a WS of 8 to fight Daemon Princes and Greater Daemons and a BS of 5 even though he doesn't have any ranged weapons. You know your Black Templar when you can fight Daemon Princes with only a WS of 4 and a chainsword, and still win. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3234829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEntireMac Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 You know our a Black Templar when you read that ADB is thinking about writing more into Helsreach and starting imaging how much more of a bad@$$ he can make Grimaldus :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3238352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Pullo Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 You know when you're a Black Templar when... ... a Land Raider Crusader full with Terminators gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling ... your idea of a 'wellness weekend' involves an Ork invasion and a drop pod assault ... you not only give your chainsword a name. But take it out for dinner and a movie. ... your spiritual leader is the meanest sonofab*tch in your sector of the galaxy ... your Space Wolves brothers think you're FAR too aggressive ... you sometimes dream of a combi-chainsword: a chainsword with a chainsword Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3238426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEntireMac Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 ... you sometimes dream of a combi-chainsword: a chainsword with a chainsword +1 All I can see is a Darth Maul BT style Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3238437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 ... you sometimes dream of a combi-chainsword: a chainsword with a chainsword +1 All I can see is a Darth Maul BT style ...it will be done. :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3238438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEntireMac Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 I will let you have this one Firepower, for the simple fact that I am still not back to the States lol Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3238450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spedley13 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 ... you sometimes dream of a combi-chainsword: a chainsword with a chainsword I've done that with a GK Purifier w/ falchions once... That, and I added a chainsword to a combi-melta, thus creating the Combi-Melta-Sword (patent pending) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3239428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 You know you're a Black Templar when..... You go to a Lord of the Rings movie, see a guy dressed as a Ork and proceed to have a nice chat with the man about his life choices as he slowly burns to death. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3262592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Apostle Thirst Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ... you sometimes dream of a combi-chainsword: a chainsword with a chainsword +1 All I can see is a Darth Maul BT style ...it will be done. :) :) :D ;) :yes: :yes: ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3264499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rohr Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 It's kind of a 40k tradition for things to have different reasons for their happening than the stated reason. The Ultramarines wernt at Terra because they waited. Ferris hated bionics. The Space Wolves get crappy jobs on purpose. Sigismund actually is crusading to make up for skipping something, not to cleanse the stars. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3264540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Nuada Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 You know you're a Black Templar when... Being shot at by Tau makes you win harder! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3264644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urkh Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 You know you're a Black Templar when you don't listen to the weatherman because predicting the future is sorcery. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3264700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Nuada Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 You know you're a Black Templar when... Your game group nickname is Crusader* Spam. *Landraider Crusader Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3264718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) ...a Land Rover drives by and your brain automatically translates those words to "Land Raider". Edited December 22, 2012 by Honda Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3267224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Yak Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Ive had a good laugh reading through this thread, you guys crack me up. Ive never been one for being over zealous but Ill give it to you all when it comes to zeal you lot have got it nailed. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/33/#findComment-3267276 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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