You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Beor]

... when you find your mailbox filled with enough BT rhino and land raider doors to mechanize a full fighting company, that you bought from cheap online auctions, just in case 

[Knight of the Raven]

...someone starts levitating tables to show off or to lure gullible people in their own heretical faith, and all the furniture drops on the floor as soon as you walk in, such is the power of your unbelief.

UNBELIEEEEEEF.

 

An then you kill them all.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

... You just know. It's in your blood.

[Kastor Krieg]

... You just know. It's in your blood.

When it's in the blood of your enemies. And THAT is all over your chainsword. All over your armour. All over your Land Raider. All over your Drop Pod. All over your Battle Barge. All over your Father's galaxy. Over all of the universe's time and space.

 

Because you know that while in death does duty end, you are a part of a Crusade, neverending.

[Knight of the Raven]

...when you know that there can be no peace as long as a single xenos lives.

...and you wonder why you're not allowed in classrooms anymore.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Saw this on face book with a quote from a witch (Isador from DOW I think) on it. So I made it right.

 

[spedley13]

Saw this on face book with a quote from a witch (Isador from DOW I think) on it. So I made it right.

 

Why is the zeal not red, and slightly bigger than the other words?

[Knight of the Raven]

...when you have another blue screen of death when you realize the ancient greek ethymology of 'xenos' doesn't only mean 'stranger,' but also 'guest, one entitled to hospitality.'

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

 

Saw this on face book with a quote from a witch (Isador from DOW I think) on it. So I made it right.

 

Why is the zeal not red, and slightly bigger than the other words?

 

 

I will amend and re post!!!

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Re post for the ZEALOUS of us.

 

 

 

This is now my screen background on my home PC. It will also be the background at work, if I can get around the blocks put in place by the management.

 

Edited August 28, 2014 by SCOTT_FRANCIS

[Brother Virngrath]

... Watching Harry Potter whilst painting Templars you tell them all that it's this kind of filthy witch that must be purged

[Sete]

Never saw a filthy harry potter movie. Damn witches...

Edited August 28, 2014 by Sete

[Mandolore511]

Hear hear!

 

Bloody conclave of witches on holy Terra its self... time for another crusade inward to Terra to fix things up right.

[Knight of the Raven]

...you wear plate gauntlets whenever you peel or cut anything in the kitchen.

So far the score is Gauntlets 12, Mandoline 3.

[Deus Imperator Vult]

Never saw a filthy harry potter movie. Damn witches...

I watched it but meerly to assess the best way to strike down the fetied coven!

 

Also, you know you're a Black Templar when you fantasise an entirely different ending to the Harry Potter films wherein the skys burn during the battle of (sneers) hogwarts and black armoured giants, chanting the words of humanities supremacy, charge into the fray killing both sides with bolter and blade.

[Mandolore511]

You know you're a Black Templars when you KNOW that there is no other ending... eventually we will catch up to them and their blood shall flow as a fore taste of their eternal emptyness before HIS gaze.

 

Take heed the wailing of the dieing fallen, Traitor, Witch, Heritic, and Xenos alike. Heed and remember that their pitiful death throes are a bed of finery compared to their eternal withering emptyness before the the golden throne.

 

You know you're a Black Templar when this sort of tirade comes naturally and fluidly to mind and you believe it.

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

You know you are a Black Templar when you see history as the Emperor and Black Templar battles.

 

The Pope, King Richard the Third, the Crusades.

 

The Emperor, High Marshal Helbrecht, The Crusades.

[hart3856]

^ that is awesome!!

[shandwen]

You know you're a black templar when you read the assain dataslate and say that you can reasonable proxy an emperor's champ for one of those...

[Link2edition]

You might be a black templar if you have ever tried to look up land raider rules by turning to the "Dedicated Transport" section.

[Kastor Krieg]

You mean, you are a Templar if you go to Dedicated Transport by default when looking for the LRC and then are disgusted when it's not there for your troops of choice. Also known as "+WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONLY SQUADS OF _TEN_?!+"

[Honda]

...you see a pick up with a license plate that has AP4 on it and you think, "In a head on crash with that dude in my Honda, I'll be just fine because I still get my 3+ save."

[The_Chaplain]

When you're stuck on the sidelines at a wedding and feel an anger well up inside you as the color pallet for the affair pairs the iconic black and white with blue! Blue! The lack of zeal and its vibrant red hue disturbs and offends my sensibilities! 

Edited September 14, 2014 by The_Chaplain

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

When you saw a program on tv called  " The Emperor "  and before your real head could stop your 40K head, you flick over to the channel to be disappointed by a story about a Japanese Emperor,  not  " The Emperor " 

Edited September 14, 2014 by SCOTT_FRANCIS

[Kastor Krieg]

When someone asks which xenos race would be the wisest choice to ally with for the Imperium of Man and your answer [ http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/296851-xenophobes-suck/?do=findComment&comment=3811665 ] is + ZEALOUS + enough that it gets you the largest heap of likes you ever got on a post, in under 4 hrs since posting.

 

And when you realize then that through pure expressions of + ZEAL + you have gained a full third of the Likes A D-B's writing and measured, reasonable posts got him here. And when it makes you proud of your Brethren all, because they recognize the truth when they hear it.

Edited September 17, 2014 by Kastor Krieg