johnyocum Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I agree. That needs more than 1 like per person. In fact, it should be more than a dozen likes per person allowed. Kastor Krieg 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4205596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 You downloaded 'vermintide' while your crew was playing. When you finally get online and into the lobby, they say 'we saved your character for you.' He's a Witchunter, carrying a Templar zweihander blade, with Maltese cross motifs on his gear, armed to the teeth with pistols and ccws. :D Sete, Marshal_Roujakis, ThatOneMarshal and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4205856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Blackwood Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 When youve been assigned a team at work and you and yer bosses call them yer crusade company. Yer bosses knowing nothing about 40k Honda and NoPityNoRemorseNoFear 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4206124 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 When, during an ARMA3 scenario (totally non-40k modern soldier simulator), where you lead a small fireteam who are alone in a small forward outpost, dusk is falling and you see the lights of several AI-filled trucks and BTRs in the distance. You absentmindedly say "I have dug my grave in this place and I will either triumph or I will die" on open comms. To which you mates sound off on the radio, one by one: "Alpha Actual, this is 1-2, FOR DORN" "Alpha Actual, 1-4 here, FOR THE EMPEROR" "Alpha Actual, this is 1-3, NO PITY" "Alpha Actual, 1-5, NO REMORSE" "Alpha Actual, this is 1-1, NO FEAR" To which your eyes mist up because of all the dust and as first rounds whizz by your head and the fighting starts, you start blasting this piece, full volume, audible to everyone around you. A pity no other video game allows a "simple" infantryman to engage a main battle tank in HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, and triumph. Honda, treadhead and NoPityNoRemorseNoFear 3 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4207741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPityNoRemorseNoFear Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 when you realise that the HH boxed release post has more pages than our holiest of pages, and vow to correct that insult! HenricusTyranicus and ThatOneMarshal 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4212620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 when you realise that the HH boxed release post has more pages than our holiest of pages, and vow to correct that insult! Because it's been around 10,000 years longer? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4212637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metic Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 You know you're a Black Templar when.... You clean sweep a tournament undefeated with maximum points. The final round You lose 2 bike chapter masters, and your ironclad dreadnought to overwatch/shooting/intercepter in 1 turn. Then table the opponent with just your 2 Crusader squads in rhinos because they are tau and he got cocky jumped towards me and Crusaders Sweeping advanced his whole army. This is all at 1k points, so yes the first turn loses hurt significantly. Nevertheless, Accept Any Challenge No Matter The Odds! Machine God, Marshal_Roujakis, NoPityNoRemorseNoFear and 4 others 7 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4214138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 I look forward to my 1000 point team battle. I just don't know what I am going to run. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4214277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soldier of Dorn Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) When out of boredom you turn on the news and the first two words you here are “Templar crusades". Our ZEAL transcends probabilities! Edited November 3, 2015 by The Psycho HenricusTyranicus and Honda 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4214518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eberious Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 ....when you see this gif, and instantly think. Templar chain forge. http://38.media.tumblr.com/aed842e1fa863d6e991def1b9505d77f/tumblr_nx1lhqQZDl1rxpytqo1_400.gif Honda and Marshal Mattias 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4215294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenricusTyranicus Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you see that the Tau are getting another Campaign book in a few weeks and you are 1000% ready for a Holy Orb of Antioch relic to work its way in there. Do not ask how an explosive object can be a relic. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4217467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChristlieb Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you're watching the... well the umm... Okay it's a show on FX about a "female dog" executioner. Back to the point, you're watching said show when the one Templar knight on the show is about to be run down by about a half dozen Knights on horseback, he still turns to his companions and tells them to go on and protect the woman he's with. The whole time suspense is building up and it's clear they're going to kill him off, but you still know that despite what it seems the enemies don't stand a chance... no matter the odds ;). Cut to his companions which successfully fight off a handful of people trying to grab the old lady in epic fashion (a filthy witch no less smh) then once ensuring her safety turn to rush back to the aid of the Templar only to find him kneeling, surrounded by a pile of body parts saying a prayer... Like a boss. Also, check out this show if you haven't already. Despite the witch it's pretty fraking awesome. Great cast and feel to the show with some good storytelling. Honda and Nyustukyi 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4217482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 (edited) When these are your markers and templates http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/JackKnife1990/Mobile%20Uploads/download_20151106_233449_zpsmni3gvhs.jpg Edited November 7, 2015 by Nyustukyi Bjorn Firewalker, SWORD BROTHER RYAN, Captain Antonius and 5 others 8 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4218308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoPityNoRemorseNoFear Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 When these are your markers and templates http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/JackKnife1990/Mobile%20Uploads/download_20151106_233449_zpsmni3gvhs.jpgWANT WANT Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4218462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 *Jealousy glares* spill the beans - where did you get those? NoPityNoRemorseNoFear 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4218525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 https://m.facebook.com/bespokegamertemplates/ This man will do them for you. He lives in UK and he does amazing work. Marshal Mattias 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4218728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 https://m.facebook.com/bespokegamertemplates/ This man will do them for you. He lives in UK and he does amazing work. You know you're a Black Templar when a single post in this thread can launch multiple crusades simultaneously... AndrewChristlieb, Marshal_Roujakis, Nyustukyi and 3 others 6 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4218807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahazra Redth Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 You know you're a Black Templar when... -You decide to write fan fiction about your crusade and chain your wrist to a quill -You can only write said fan fiction on parchment blessed by the Emperor -You decide that your army may only have the finest of figures, and as decide to convert your Forgeworld Sigismund model to High Master Helbrecht -You have a chainsword, chain axe, chain knife, chainsaw, but can't decide which will be best to destroy the xenos scum -You refuse to go on iFunny for fear of cat memes Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4219669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 -You decide to write fan fiction about your crusade and chain your wrist to a quill omg yes. -You have a chainsword, chain axe, chain knife, chainsaw, but can't decide which will be best to destroy the xenos scum All of them at the same time. ALL OF THEM. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4219732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenricusTyranicus Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 When you're slicing fruit at work, see a fruit fly, and immediately think "Suffer not the unclean to live!", as you proceed to smash it with your fist. Captain Antonius, Honda and Nyustukyi 3 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4219797 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 You know you're a Black Templar when... -You have a chainsword, chain axe, chain knife, chainsaw, but can't decide which will be best to destroy the xenos scum No chainbayonet on the Marine's blessed boltgun or bolt pistol? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4220679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOneMarshal Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) When your playing Fallout 3 in preparation for Fallout 4 and you clad yourself in your power armor and decide to go out and try to purge every Super Mutant in the game, or at least kill as many as I can... With a Flamethrower of course!!! Edited November 10, 2015 by ThatOneMarshal Kastor Krieg 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4220996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 When a remark on the Horus Heresy subforum about "all loyal Legions having some traitors in their midst" and someone calling Dorn a failure sparks a promethium flame in your guts. And makes you get down to finishing Pollux, two praetors, two squads of Templar Brethren and buy one and a half of the new Calth boxes, because "scum and filth won't crusade themselves". Ciler, NoPityNoRemorseNoFear and Nyustukyi 3 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4221098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciler Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 COuld you provide a link to that particular debate. I'd like to see the arguments and sources in favour of that argument. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4221296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 You know you're a black templar when your hate of the impure burns so bright that even the fire-immune Avatar of Khaine runs away from it screaming like a little girl. Bjorn Firewalker and HenricusTyranicus 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/94/#findComment-4221481 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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