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You downloaded 'vermintide' while your crew was playing. When you finally get online and into the lobby, they say 'we saved your character for you.'

 

He's a Witchunter, carrying a Templar zweihander blade, with Maltese cross motifs on his gear, armed to the teeth with pistols and ccws.

 

:D

When, during an ARMA3 scenario (totally non-40k modern soldier simulator), where you lead a small fireteam who are alone in a small forward outpost, dusk is falling and you see the lights of several AI-filled trucks and BTRs in the distance. You absentmindedly say "I have dug my grave in this place and I will either triumph or I will die" on open comms. To which you mates sound off on the radio, one by one:

 

"Alpha Actual, this is 1-2, FOR DORN"

"Alpha Actual, 1-4 here, FOR THE EMPEROR"

"Alpha Actual, this is 1-3, NO PITY"

"Alpha Actual, 1-5, NO REMORSE"

"Alpha Actual, this is 1-1, NO FEAR"

 

To which your eyes mist up because of all the dust and as first rounds whizz by your head and the fighting starts, you start blasting this piece, full volume, audible to everyone around you.

 

A pity no other video game allows a "simple" infantryman to engage a main battle tank in HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, and triumph.

You know you're a Black Templar when....

 

You clean sweep a tournament undefeated with maximum points. The final round You lose 2 bike chapter masters, and your ironclad dreadnought to overwatch/shooting/intercepter in 1 turn. Then table the opponent with just your 2 Crusader squads in rhinos because they are tau and he got cocky jumped towards me and Crusaders Sweeping advanced his whole army.

 

This is all at 1k points, so yes the first turn loses hurt significantly. Nevertheless, Accept Any Challenge No Matter The Odds!

When out of boredom you turn on the news and the first two words you here are “Templar crusades".

 

Our ZEAL transcends probabilities!

Edited by The Psycho

When you're watching the... well the umm... Okay it's a show on FX about a "female dog" executioner. Back to the point, you're watching said show when the one Templar knight on the show is about to be run down by about a half dozen Knights on horseback, he still turns to his companions and tells them to go on and protect the woman he's with. The whole time suspense is building up and it's clear they're going to kill him off, but you still know that despite what it seems the enemies don't stand a chance... no matter the odds ;). Cut to his companions which successfully fight off a handful of people trying to grab the old lady in epic fashion (a filthy witch no less smh) then once ensuring her safety turn to rush back to the aid of the Templar only to find him kneeling, surrounded by a pile of body parts saying a prayer... Like a boss.

 

Also, check out this show if you haven't already. Despite the witch it's pretty fraking awesome. Great cast and feel to the show with some good storytelling.

https://m.facebook.com/bespokegamertemplates/

 

This man will do them for you. He lives in UK and he does amazing work.

You know you're a Black Templar when a single post in this thread can launch multiple crusades simultaneously...

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

-You decide to write fan fiction about your crusade and chain your wrist to a quill

-You can only write said fan fiction on parchment blessed by the Emperor

-You decide that your army may only have the finest of figures, and as decide to convert your Forgeworld Sigismund model to High Master Helbrecht

-You have a chainsword, chain axe, chain knife, chainsaw, but can't decide which will be best to destroy the xenos scum

-You refuse to go on iFunny for fear of cat memes

-You decide to write fan fiction about your crusade and chain your wrist to a quill

omg yes. :laugh.:

 

-You have a chainsword, chain axe, chain knife, chainsaw, but can't decide which will be best to destroy the xenos scum

All of them at the same time.

 

ALL OF THEM.

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

-You have a chainsword, chain axe, chain knife, chainsaw, but can't decide which will be best to destroy the xenos scum

No chainbayonet on the Marine's blessed boltgun or bolt pistol?

When your playing Fallout 3 in preparation for Fallout 4 and you clad yourself in your power armor and decide to go out and try to purge every Super Mutant in the game, or at least kill as many as I can...

 

With a Flamethrower of course!!!

Edited by ThatOneMarshal

When a remark on the Horus Heresy subforum about "all loyal Legions having some traitors in their midst" and someone calling Dorn a failure sparks a promethium flame in your guts. And makes you get down to finishing Pollux, two praetors, two squads of Templar Brethren and buy one and a half of the new Calth boxes, because "scum and filth won't crusade themselves".

You know you're a black templar when your hate of the impure burns so bright that even the fire-immune Avatar of Khaine runs away from it screaming like a little girl.

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