[DH1e] The Damocles Contingency (OOC)

[Mazer Rackham]

Bloke's got a tin hat*, he'll be fine!

 

 

 

 

*Tin hat is a descriptive term unrelated to products which may vary. Tin hats are not warranted above 0.78 joules of energy or plasma concentrate, not all options and models are available in some segmenta. Tin hats are suitable for kayaking and other adventure sports, but are not ballistically rated, nor will they prevent daemonic or psychic incursion. See your local Inquisitor for details.

[A.T.]

Falk is going to need another assist on his search, though I think a failure at this stage is only delaying the inevitable as Scorge will find anything we miss now when he flays the guy alive during interrogation.

[Mazer Rackham]

If Scourge wants to assist, that would be...perfect...

[A.T.]

He watches Gwynne twitch and still, waits until Scourge looks at him. "mmhhh, mmmm hhhhumm, fffffsss"

 

(Falk gagged him. Now we just need Scourge to give him an encouraging kick in the nuts while we get the manacles on his legs :p )

[Mazer Rackham]

13 minutes ago, A.T. said:

He watches Gwynne twitch and still, waits until Scourge looks at him. "mmhhh, mmmm hhhhumm, fffffsss"

 

(Falk gagged him. Now we just need Scourge to give him an encouraging kick in the nuts while we get the manacles on his legs :p )

 

Ah, missed that bit - but he is cuffed at the ankle - it's why you can't get his boots off to get what's tucked down there.

 

Will fix.

[A.T.]

Buying that set of manacles will pay off it seems, can double cuff him and then uncuff him without any shenanigans, though may want to make sure the ammo clip doesn't sprout legs and start running around first.

[Mazer Rackham]

Better catch it then, before Cutter executes an Immelmann, and it ends up stuck between someone's shoulder blades.

[Necronaut]

Assistance hath been rendered, gentlemen. 

 

Edit: oh hell, I didn't see that significant edits were made to Mazer's post, namely removing the spitting and swearing. Though I'm loathe to do so, I'll make the necessary adjustments in a bit. Unless our intrepid GM wishes for the prisoner to spit out his gag beforehand? ;)

Edited April 25, 2023 by Necronaut

[Mazer Rackham]

19 minutes ago, Necronaut said:

Unless our intrepid GM wishes for the prisoner to spit out his gag beforehand? ;)

 

I had thought of doing that.

 

I shall make a Contortionist Test for him. Basic Skill, Half Stat. Watch this space.

 

EDIT: No, he doesn't make it. If you're editing your post though, Necro, you can perhaps narrate this attempt, and possibly how scourge would welcome the excuse of some scurrilous sour-speak?

Edited April 25, 2023 by Mazer Rackham

[Necronaut]

Will do. I'll slice out the violence and use it subsequently. 

[Mazer Rackham]

Reasonable.

[Necronaut]

Post has been updated. Fire away @Mazer Rackham! 

[Trokair]

11 hours ago, Machine God said:

Well it looks like Kerr Restal is the only party member that will be getting any XP.

 

Bardas possibly if he stays in the desert. 

What have I missed, scurries to read.

 

 

Edit: Unless I am missing something I assume this is just the Deadmans 'tactical' retreat. 

Edited April 25, 2023 by Trokair

[Machine God]

Reynard goes for the easy ident, as opposed to the MDK - Simon Phoenix retinal scan.

[Lysimachus]

48 minutes ago, Machine God said:

Reynard goes for the easy ident, as opposed to the MDK - Simon Phoenix retinal scan.

 

Simon says "Bleed."

[Mazer Rackham]

Good film. Wezzer was chewing the furniture, having such a good time. Literally watched the first arrest attempt today, where he blows up the car with a stun stick.

 

Anyway, back on the grind...

[Marshal Valkenhayn]

Watched that with a friend just a couple of weeks ago myself. Could go for a good rat burger about now.

[Mazer Rackham]

There's a Draco Hell outlet just outside the Halls of Judgement. They'll fix that itch - but be warned, they don't have ketchup.

[Trokair]

  

9 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

The seal of the Inquisition.

 

 

Nothing to see here? 

 

 

[Mazer Rackham]

*Bardas removes his eyeballs/ocular implants*

 

"What seal? I didn't see no seal! I was cleaning my peepers!"

 

*Bardas runs off, Zoidberg style*

[A.T.]

Need to collect up a bunch of seals like Beni from the original 'The Mummy' film.

 

(Angry marine approaches)

"uuhh, by the command of the Ordo Hereticus?"

 (fiddles with chain of seals)

"Ordo Malleus? Chronus... Xenos?"

(Deathwatch Marine gives the thumbs up)

 

Edited April 26, 2023 by A.T.

[Machine God]

Remember that the Crime Lord had severed Fists marked with Inquisition electoo's

[Machine God]

The seal of the Inquisition as opposed to the walrus of the Ecclesiarchy. 

[Mazer Rackham]

But, you must surely beware:

 

Spoiler

 

Yes, Pirentus did have a lot of hands, didn't he? I am sure all will become clear....

 

If you all survive the flight.

[Lysimachus]

As before, I don't think any of us have any of the required Forbidden Lore subsets to even try, so will have to wait for Nicios to Sense it?