[DW: Solo Play] Operation Hellstrike (OOC)

[Necronaut]

With our very own Khârn-O-VisionTM (patent pending), you too can commemorate and forever immortalize your homicidal rampages! Try to beat your previous score! Share your stats with your friends! The possibilities for fun are as limitless as your stockpile of ammunition and the strength of your arm! Call now for this one-time offer and receive a second unit HALF-OFF! Call today! 1-800-888-8888!

 

Khârn-O-VisionTM

$799.99 + S/H

Shipping and handling fees vary by region, up to and including an 88% surcharge plus your skull. Do not try call this number to file complaints. We will trace the point of origin of your call and deploy a berserker squad to address your concerns.

Edited May 19 by Necronaut

[Mazer Rackham]

+Dialling noises+

 

'Er; yeah, I want to take up your offer? I wan't 9,999,999,999 units. Oh wait,  wrong number*..'

 

+Click+

 

 

 

 

*= In every sense. Just As Planned.

[Trokair]

So this is now DW:Duo Play?

[Mazer Rackham]

Isn't Soairse looking for you, Farseer? 

 

Xin was kind enough to RP as an NPC, since he's not otherwise engaged in a game. 

 

 

[Trokair]

14 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Isn't Soairse looking for you, Farseer? 

She is? I was am not in...? Yes? 

 

 

14 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Xin was kind enough to RP as an NPC, since he's not otherwise engaged in a game. 

So dose that now make it a PC, did you cheek the terms and conditions for return aperances obligation and cost. 

 

 

[Mazer Rackham]

23 minutes ago, Trokair said:

So dose that now make it a PC, did you cheek the terms and conditions for return aperances obligation and cost. 

 

I had Xin sign a waiver, it's all legit.

[Machine God]

20 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

 

I had Xin sign a waiver, it's all legit.

Ah, right gotcha!

 

So it was signed in triplicate and placed in locked cabinet within a disused lavatory with a warning sign stating "Beware of the Leopard"

 

 

 

Edited Sunday at 04:09 PM by Machine God
Vogon typo

[Mazer Rackham]

Map and adversaries are now up.

[Necronaut]

Sorry guys, I've been busier than a one-armed paper-hanger, and traveling besides. Will jump back into this soon, I promise!

[Mazer Rackham]

Dude, no worries.

 

This is a solo game, you pick it up as and when. 

 

Stay safe and don't explode.