metcalfedan Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Just had another idea, how about a "Hells Angels" bike squad? that would be soooooooooo good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Ri Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I am truley in awe at your skills brother Doghouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwenCrute Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Eeeexcellent. I can stop trying to think of a way to force you to work via Voodoo. I was considering a tiny whip, but that just seemed a tad too Slaanesh. Incidentally, Clone Marine names: Brother Heatsink Brother Lure Brother Ablative Do they all have to be meatshield-themed, or can they be mass-produced themed? IE, Brother MadeinChina? Brother Made-on-equipment-that-also-processes-peanuts-and-tree-nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiboko Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 when i read about Brother Dry-Clean-Only, i started to laugh myself. now people at my office start to wonder why i kept doing that every time i read this thread. good job Doghouse. ps. if i get fired, i held you responsible for this =(^.^)= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekkanus Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Haha class - Dry Clean Only! And when i saw that guy tripping over that'll be awesome once he's got his sash on! Ekkanus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Cambrius Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Bwahahahahaha! :woot: Poor old Brother Toilet Brush. I imagine he'll be sitting on his bed in the fetal position rocking back and forth. Keep it up Doghouse. Cambrius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brother Hastatus Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Nice story! Poor old Brother Toilet-brush... Assault Marines on pogo sticks? Now that would be funny! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Martemis Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 how about an assault marine who hasn't done his straps so he's squatting ready to jump as the pack jets up off into the sky??? (dunno if thats been suggested yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubernator Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 ;) CAN'T :lol: STOP :lol: LAUGHING :lol: MAN this is funny. If I didn't stop I probably would of died from laughter, A world first no doubt. One more thing: MORE!!!!!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeller Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Your eldar swirly banner has just become my cell phones new background! Brilliant man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 Thanks guys I greatly appreciate the support and am really pleased that everyone is enjoying the log so far. :) OwenCrute: Not sure I like the idea of the whip... :D The idea behind the clone names is that originally they probably were quite sensible names like Brother Mathius or Brother Konrad. A couple of battles and several hundred dead clones later it would have been more a case of the Serfs in charge of naming the new clones running out of ideas and getting extremely fed up of trying to come up with new ones. They know the mortallity rate is extremely high amongst the clones, most living to see two battles if they are lucky and so just don't put the effort in anymore. It's a boring job coming up with new names as far as the Serfs are concerned but still beats being Vaan Damage's personal assistant. They are very much named with the philosophy of "this clone is going to suffer a horrible and potentially embaressing death not long after deployment so why bother with anything that anyone is going to bother to remember, I hate my job!" So their names depends on just how expendable they are and how unimaginative the Serf naming them is. kiboko: Sorry mate, I really need to add a warning to this thread...may cause damage to your monitor and get you fired from your job for enjoying yourself at work! :) Brother Cambrius : I'm going to try and model him sulking with his arms crossed refusing to take part in the battle. Brother Martemis: That made me laugh! ;) Hubernator: Will do asap. ;) Zeller: Nice one! :) Well payday is coming up and my annual bonus should be included (hurrah I can afford to eat again!!!) so if I can bring myself to part with some of it on something other than bills you should be getting a glimpse of the rather large Landraider Proxy the Fortress (of doom) sometime soon. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGosh13 Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 I love this stuff ^_^ Everytime I see a new actual update, I know my day will have something to laugh about in it... I must applaud you for making my day's, just that little bit better, every single time. Oh And thanks for nearly getting me fired... Reading this stuff, while working in a CD store, aparently is NOT A GOOD IDEA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 Thanks mate! :) Sorry about that... ;) How's this? http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/Doghouse12/csk2.jpg ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiplash Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 im guessing its supposed to be 1 B 3 4 cos if it isnt keep it like that it made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 Yeah it was, it's an old joke but a good 'un! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 well doghouse how about you put a little white ticket on brother dry clean only? would be a magnificent detail:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGosh13 Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 For some reason I don't see that warning Banner helping much... I hate you <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwenCrute Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Brother JohnSmith? Brother Generic? Brother ThisJobIsStupidIShouldHaveBecomeAnAdministratumClerk? Brothers 1, 2, 3, 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widowmaker Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Brilliant as always Doghouse... For the clones, I wonder if there is someway of portraying this kind of situation http://3do.jediknight.net/dcm/strips/86.gif (hopefully linking this is ok) :P NemFX: Well this this is just Vaan Damage's personal first company banner so I'll see if I can do something more along those lines for the Chapter banner mate. ;) If you're doing another banner - perhaps one to go with Brother Clutz's squad, can I suggest a clone struggling to get out of a banner which has wrapped around him....? And are you gonna have terminators? It might be a brilliant opportunity for a few "technical difficulties" - think Space Balls where Mel Brooks ends up with his head on backwards after being transported somewhere... By the way - love the warning sign.... perfect for this thread :P Keep up the good work Cheers Widowmaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Posted June 12, 2008 Author Share Posted June 12, 2008 hendrik: I'll see if I can work it in mate. ;) MrGosh13: Sorry mate...I promise the next update won't be funny at all! ;) OwenCrute: Yeah that's the idea mate! Widowmaker: Thanks mate! That link made me laugh but you're right that's exactly the kind of thing that might happen or in the case of Vaan Damage has already happened in a much more sinister way. At the moment I have the following worked out: Command Squad Chapter Master Captain Chief Librarian :P Techmarine Vulnerable Dreadnaught SAPS (under new sm codex will be troops when it comes out but elite for now under codex Dark Angels) :P Clones High Holy Order of the Hidden Truth that is Truely Hidden (may become Sternguard veterans elite choice though). Fire Magnet Fortress (of doom) Nothing definate yet but planning an infantry squad and landspeeder variant. I haven't planned anything for terminators yet but probably will as they are part of the chapter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boreas Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 THe naming part is hilarious (well, the whole thread is!). It made me remember the Imperial Armour Apocalypse book. It has a datasheet for multiple dreadnoughts. One of them is named Brother Ileum. According to Wikipedia, Ileum is: "In anatomy of the digestive system, the ileum is the final section of the small intestine." Talk about a bad name. How many "you're full of s**t" jokes can a marine take? Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NemFX Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Maybe have a land speeder, being slowly pushed along? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffJedi Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Why not make a Marine that is blatantly sculpted out of sprue? Almost like he was a stand-up they use to just increase their numbers? Give him a fake looking bolter and backpack too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invictus_BA Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Doghouse must be a popular guy, his PM inbox is full. Heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocknChaos Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Put a Speeder on cinder blocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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