TheLoneWolf Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Alexander, bored, and horribly angry at the lack of brawling or drinking, clears the room with some bio-chemical warfare from his arse. Then, he continues to drink all the ale, but he does put it back, as fast as it cycles through his body :P . "There. That aught to get something stirred up. If it doesn't, well, we've been domesticated." *With that last thought he goes back to sleep in his barrel with a sour look. *Lucian isn't/wasn't amused by Commander Alexander's shenanigans and proceeds to toss Alexander and the barrel that he was in out the open window into the deep watery moat below....* :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander alexander Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *Whelps/Whimpers/Howls. "Brrrrrr, s-s-s--s-ssooo c-c-c-ccold." Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander alexander Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Finding a relatively small kraken in the moat, Alexander hurls it towards the window, hoping to hit TheLoneWolf. But he misses, and the kraken goes nuts knocking meat of the spits spilling kegs of ale, and nipping wolves in the rear with a rather pointy beak. "Oh sh--.." alexander quickly finds somewhere else to be. Hopefully someplace warm he can dry off. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Dont worry, Ill dry you off *murderous hurricanes the water* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Dont worry, Ill dry you off *murderous hurricanes the water* "now greymage, what did logan tell you about using psychic powers in the mead hall, now my bear's a mess again"*plucking pieces of splintered stein out of his beard* ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *clotheslines Alexander as he tries to leave* "Did someone say more ale? Nice beard" *winks at Hendrik* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Dont worry, Ill dry you off *murderous hurricanes the water* "now greymage, what did logan tell you about using psychic powers in the mead hall, now my bear's a mess again"*plucking pieces of splintered stein out of his beard* :) Your so drunk you cant even say BEER. You got no cause to be given me grief whelp. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander alexander Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *Spits out the bite he took out of forte's arm. "That tasted really greasy. You've been lazy haven't you?!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *Spits out the bite he took out of forte's arm. "That tasted really greasy. You've been lazy haven't you?!" *kicks Alexander's feet out from him causing him to faceplant the floor* "That's the sweat of a real wolf! First taste I take it" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkseer Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *walks up to the bar* "Dry white wine and Perrier please!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander alexander Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Alexander smells a panzy, grabs spear* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723160 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *walks up to the bar* "Dry white wine and Perrier please!" I didn't know Rimmer was a Son of Russ..... B) After a hard day of combating Nordic flatpack furniture and irate/thick/rude (etc) customers, I need a drink and a fight. And not necessarily in that order! :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *walks up to the bar* "Dry white wine and Perrier please!" "Ooooo hand bag too?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Dont worry, Ill dry you off *murderous hurricanes the water* "now greymage, what did logan tell you about using psychic powers in the mead hall, now my bear's a mess again"*plucking pieces of splintered stein out of his beard* :P Your so drunk you cant even say BEER. You got no cause to be given me grief whelp. whaha, lol, i ment beard =p damn typos! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted April 13, 2011 Author Share Posted April 13, 2011 [A warp portal opens in the wall, and the beaten, worn armoured form strode into the hall. Firenze sniffed the air, smelling the ale and blood lingering in the air] Ahh... Its good to be back. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 :looks up from arm wrestling a blood claw in the corner: Fight's back on then? Excellent! :proceeds to hurl bloodclaw at Darkseer for ordering wine: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperors Immortals Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *hands Stein of Ale to Firenze* - "It smells like you never left ;p". Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted April 13, 2011 Author Share Posted April 13, 2011 [Takes proffered ale and then boots immortals 30feet with a single kick] I applaud your courage. And beer choice. But no Blood Claw takes a dig at me and gets away without a good thrashing. [Downs the stein and charges at the rising figure of immortals, tackling them through the bar with the momentum of a speeding train] Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornsval Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Bjornsval is saddened. For he is stuck down at the bottom of the Fang with the rest of the Dreadnoughts. He would love to come up and show all the whelps what a real brawl is about. -_- Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Just managing to move his ale before immortal comes crashing past "Not losing this one" Swings a punch at a passing blood claw from another pack with his free hand, catching him off balance and sending him spawling. Then taking a big mouthful of ale. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Bjornsval is saddened. For he is stuck down at the bottom of the Fang with the rest of the Dreadnoughts. He would love to come up and show all the whelps what a real brawl is about. :lol: this one made me spill my ale laughing pup!maybe some day you'll do deeds that make you worthy of being encased inside the honorable dreadnought armour, but it won't be before you've lived through a brawl here at the fang! *tosses bjornsval straight into forte* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723389 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Grey starts taking bets on wich one will win. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 I'm betting on the one without the purse. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander alexander Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 *alexander returns fresh with his special brew of mead, takes a swig and starts to twitch... "Awwwwwoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! *Gives Grey Mage a quick boot in the rear, then quickly joins in with the current brawl and blood claw throwing party between firenze and the others.* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 *lurches a few steps from the impact of Bjornsval but just manages to stop his half full ale from spilling. Times it just right for Alexander to run into an outstretched fist* *takes the last ale in one mouthful and let's out a mighty beach* "No ones tossing this blood claw!" *hurl the empty ale toward Firenze* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/18/#findComment-2723641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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