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It will take more than a puny stein to lay ole Aquilanus low, for I have seen it all, from the Stunty relics that were the Furibundus Dreadnought, to the outright madness that was Space Crusade.

 

I laugh in your face you pig dog! *Makes spitting noise and trying not to rip of Monty Python too much*

 

Now, get me a Blood wine! Er, Whoops wrong forum..... :)

 

(Requiem +10 for your son :blush: )

*thinks Hendrik has a great Idea,before Hoisting two mugs,draining both and chucking the empties at him before ducking down behind a table and launching into a Loud and Ribald song about two Sisters of Battle,the hood of a Excorcist tank and a young Blood Claw that got lost on the way to the Armory*
*momentarily wakes and mumbles something about the merits of dark blue power armor before lapsing back into unconsciousness*

:picks KhorneHunter up and dumps him headfirst into an open tun of ale:

 

Oi! No sleeping on the job lad, we've a brawl going on!

 

:begins smashing Aquilanus's head in with a power tankard:

*twists, reducing the blow from Skirax to a mere glancing hit*

 

Well, there's a reason the Codex Astartes tells us to wear these... *puts on helmet*...There. As for you...

 

*kicks Skirax in the chest, sending him flying across the room into Requiem*

 

You wolves call this a fight? I've seen 'Nid Hormagaunts fight better than you!

as hendrik is about to give jonas a good puch in the face for throwing that ale tankard he noticed max walking in.

"we're just teaching the pups some manners and traditions good old friend!"

"now aquilanus, will you fetch max some of our finest ale will you, and you'd better not sip it!

*grins and jumps onto the table before diving over khornehunter in a forward flip,trapping his helmet between my feet and using momentum and its secure chin strap to fling him over and hurtling right into Max before continuing the roll right into a beer keg,breaking the supports and dropping the cask onto me*

 

In a groggy voice from under the shattered keg "I give it a 9 for style,an 8 for effectiveness...and a 2 for the landing"

 

(Thanks Aquilanius....when I told my kiddo that a couple of the brothers on the forums had cheered at his choice of armies this morning,his response was "I guess I am part of the Pack now. I think it would be good to get into a friendly brawl with them so I could get to know them better"

 

Words fail to describe just how damn proud I am at this moment lol...and for that to happen to a Skald,that is rare indeed.)

 

 

Kicking Ass in the name of Russ. It's a Family tradition!

Mjolnir walks into the hall in mid boast "... and then I back handed that curr of a motherless troll...what's this!!!!"

 

"BUAHAHAHAHA... it has been too long pups!"

 

Launches himself into the room dodging an uppercut from Requiem and a head butt from Skirax.

 

Plants his terminator foot into KhorneHunters gut and plunges his tankard into the open cask of ale to enjoy a deep draught of Fenris' best!

 

Bumps shoulders with Max and both stare at each other with thundering brows and a power that would fry a Thunder Wolf's hide, till it is broken with a smirk and a shout that is taken up by all in the hall...

 

Hail to my brothers, Great Wolf and the AllFather!

It will take more than a puny stein to lay ole Aquilanus low, for I have seen it all, from the Stunty relics that were the Furibundus Dreadnought, to the outright madness that was Space Crusade.

 

I laugh in your face you pig dog! *Makes spitting noise and trying not to rip of Monty Python too much*

 

Now, get me a Blood wine! Er, Whoops wrong forum..... :sweat:

 

(Requiem +10 for your son ;) )

Okay. Picks up an empty keg and smacks him out the window.

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