Aqui Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 It will take more than a puny stein to lay ole Aquilanus low, for I have seen it all, from the Stunty relics that were the Furibundus Dreadnought, to the outright madness that was Space Crusade. I laugh in your face you pig dog! *Makes spitting noise and trying not to rip of Monty Python too much* Now, get me a Blood wine! Er, Whoops wrong forum..... :) (Requiem +10 for your son :blush: ) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *thinks Hendrik has a great Idea,before Hoisting two mugs,draining both and chucking the empties at him before ducking down behind a table and launching into a Loud and Ribald song about two Sisters of Battle,the hood of a Excorcist tank and a young Blood Claw that got lost on the way to the Armory* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *momentarily wakes and mumbles something about the merits of dark blue power armor before lapsing back into unconsciousness* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470712 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *momentarily wakes and mumbles something about the merits of dark blue power armor before lapsing back into unconsciousness* :picks KhorneHunter up and dumps him headfirst into an open tun of ale: Oi! No sleeping on the job lad, we've a brawl going on! :begins smashing Aquilanus's head in with a power tankard: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirax Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *wakes up groggily and roars at the pain in his head* Damn you! *grabs stein and goes flying at Jonas Stromclaw* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470795 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *wakes up, extracts self from ale* Ah, how I have missed having a good fight. *leaps, tackling Skirax in mid-air* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470806 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *pops up behind Jonas and sends a ale tankard flying over his shoulder at Hendrik,splattering him with ale residue and shattered pottery before ducking out of sight once more,causing Hendrik to blame Jonas* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirax Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Ah, I take all the flak :) *smashes stein on KhorneHunter's head* c'mon then, pup! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *twists, reducing the blow from Skirax to a mere glancing hit* Well, there's a reason the Codex Astartes tells us to wear these... *puts on helmet*...There. As for you... *kicks Skirax in the chest, sending him flying across the room into Requiem* You wolves call this a fight? I've seen 'Nid Hormagaunts fight better than you! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max_Dammit Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 walks in B) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirax Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *flies into Requiem* Sorry mate *gets punched in face* Ow! You spilled ale all over my beard! Now, I'm angry! B) *Throws mutliple steins at KhorneHunter, one of which breaks and sends shards into his eyes, blinding him* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470889 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 as hendrik is about to give jonas a good puch in the face for throwing that ale tankard he noticed max walking in. "we're just teaching the pups some manners and traditions good old friend!" "now aquilanus, will you fetch max some of our finest ale will you, and you'd better not sip it! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 walks in B) Dont you be getting angry Max, just the other day you kept me from my meditations with a loud feast-n-brawl of yer own lad. *offers max a stein* Aint it just pritty to watch them work? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *grins and jumps onto the table before diving over khornehunter in a forward flip,trapping his helmet between my feet and using momentum and its secure chin strap to fling him over and hurtling right into Max before continuing the roll right into a beer keg,breaking the supports and dropping the cask onto me* In a groggy voice from under the shattered keg "I give it a 9 for style,an 8 for effectiveness...and a 2 for the landing" (Thanks Aquilanius....when I told my kiddo that a couple of the brothers on the forums had cheered at his choice of armies this morning,his response was "I guess I am part of the Pack now. I think it would be good to get into a friendly brawl with them so I could get to know them better" Words fail to describe just how damn proud I am at this moment lol...and for that to happen to a Skald,that is rare indeed.) Kicking Ass in the name of Russ. It's a Family tradition! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2470986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Lord Mjolnir Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Mjolnir walks into the hall in mid boast "... and then I back handed that curr of a motherless troll...what's this!!!!" "BUAHAHAHAHA... it has been too long pups!" Launches himself into the room dodging an uppercut from Requiem and a head butt from Skirax. Plants his terminator foot into KhorneHunters gut and plunges his tankard into the open cask of ale to enjoy a deep draught of Fenris' best! Bumps shoulders with Max and both stare at each other with thundering brows and a power that would fry a Thunder Wolf's hide, till it is broken with a smirk and a shout that is taken up by all in the hall... Hail to my brothers, Great Wolf and the AllFather! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 [Walks to the bar, grabbing a tray of steins brimming with Wolfwhiz Ale. And downs them all.] Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirax Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 *punches Firenze on the arm friendly* I'm drunk! ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 It will take more than a puny stein to lay ole Aquilanus low, for I have seen it all, from the Stunty relics that were the Furibundus Dreadnought, to the outright madness that was Space Crusade. I laugh in your face you pig dog! *Makes spitting noise and trying not to rip of Monty Python too much* Now, get me a Blood wine! Er, Whoops wrong forum..... :sweat: (Requiem +10 for your son ;) ) Okay. Picks up an empty keg and smacks him out the window. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacho Wolf Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Warhorse, your lucky thats an empty keg or you woulda been in trouble, ah what the hell, punches him square in the face Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471343 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 *punches Firenze on the arm friendly* I'm drunk! :) Well done. Now you are a true Fenrisian :) Nacho seems to be making friends... [Punches Nacho so hard he is thrown into the air] Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 *applauds Nachowolf* Not many have the stones to punch Warhorse...gotta give ya credit for that. Speaking of which...*rolls an empty keg across the barroom floor* Look...Bowling for GrayBeards!!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Slaps the airborne nacho into the squig tank. Slams lid shut.This should be interesting. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471399 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 :slams KhorneHunter's and Skirax's heads together: Ah, good times lads, good times! :spies Firenze across the hall: Hey, the iron priest is here, time for a chainaxe juggling contest! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 *grabs Jonas' arm and flips him over my head onto Skirax* Barkeep! Hey, Barkeep! A round for everyone, on me! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacho Wolf Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Bursts out of the Sguig tank with 'mouths on legs' all over me, damn you Warhorse! Picks up said barrel and slams it down onto 'horses head. Runs for my life Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/194681-roll-out-the-ale-barrels/page/8/#findComment-2471608 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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