You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Bjorn Firewalker]

You dream about crushing Iron Warriors in Mortal Kombat!

Fixed it for you.

 

God-Emperor of Mankind (watching His Champion beat Perturabo's posterior into the ground): "Finish him!"

 

God-Emperor of Mankind (after His Champion dismembers Perturabo; as the Traitor Primarch bawls on the floor like a giant baby, His Champion sheathes the Black Sword, picks up the Traitor Primarch's severed legs, and crushes Perturabo's head between the Traitor Primarch's own hooves): "The Emperor's Champion wins. Fatality."

Edited August 31, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[eternal_warrior12]

YKYABTW you get a new aspiration to join the Bladeguard. Damn they look good in the black.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

You surgically replace your skull with an eviscerator chainsword (your brain is relocated in the adamantium shell replacing your rib cage), and surgically implant a eviscerator chainsword in each arm, to better frustrate Khorne Berserkers attempting to claim your head for their false god's "skull stool"- in short, make yourself look like this:

Khârn the Betrayer: "Not again!"

Edited September 17, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Sword Brother Adelard]

That all sounds a bit heretical to me.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

That all sounds a bit heretical to me.

Brother Denji: "What are you, chicken? Bawk, bawk, bawk!"

 

Khârn the Betrayer (revving up Gorechild): "I am no coward!"

 

You (watching in disbelief as Khârn chops off his own head, jams Gorechild's handle down his esophagus, and then dies): "I cannot believe he did that."

 

Brother Denji (shrugs): "I can believe a Khorne worshiper is that stupid. Oh well. Let's get some caffeine before the battle begins anew."

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

I have always hated Khârn .

[Banjulhu]

[Sword Brother Adelard]

YKYABTW you run out of spare Purity Seals. Again.

[Medjugorje]

I have always hated Khârn .

I always loved to play against him... its like a fish swimming into the mouth of a shark

Edited October 12, 2020 by Medjugorje

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

YKYABTW you tell your barber you want the Grimaldus cut .

[Medjugorje]

...when you keep this thread alive because the crusade is eternal

[Bjorn Firewalker]

...when you keep this thread alive because the crusade is eternal

Preach, battle-brother! Preach!

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

When you sharpen your sword on Khârn’s skull .

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When you sharpen your sword on Khârn’s skull.

Daemon Prince Angron (as the Black Sword literally disarms him): "Ahhhh! You... Argh! Bastard! I can taste... Ow! My most loyal son's... Howl! Bones upon Sigismund's... Shriek! Thrice-damned sword! How dare...!"

 

Emperor's Champion (as he beheads Angron, sending the Traitor Primarch back to Khorne's realm): "You talk too much."

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

A W E S O M E

[BitsHammer]

...when the Black Templar forum address auto completes when you start typing in "bolterandchainsword.com"

[9x19 Parabellum]

...when the Black Templar forum address auto completes when you start typing in "bolterandchainsword.com"

 

I am generally of the opinion that this thread is pretty lame, but this was actually good.

[Medjugorje]

there are many good ones:

 

 

 

-You go to church to learn more about your army, but can't find the guy with long hair in your Codex

 

 

[Medjugorje]

When this is one of the funniest images ever! xD

 

or this

[SWORD BROTHER RYAN]

I always laugh seeing that one!

 

YKYABTW you learn to green stuff tabards and chains to "Templarify" your Indomitus box.

[Medjugorje]

when you love to play against other melee armies because thats a honest fight

[Bjorn Firewalker]

when you love to play against other melee armies because thats a honest fight

Does this apply when you can use melee weapons as ranged ones, like the Custodes' guardian spears, Arjac Rockfist's Foehammer, the "rocket-propelled chainsaw" of internet meme?

[Eberious]

...when in almost everything you do has to have a hint of Templar somewhere. It's a game called cities skylines where you build and manage a fully functioning city, land landscaping etc. Started at the start of the month, and not finished expanding yet. The game can Take a while. A little different to my yearly Templar cookie bakes.   Enjoy. 

 

Edited December 25, 2020 by Eberious

[Bjorn Firewalker]

...when in almost everything you do has to have a hint of Templar somewhere.

I wonder if there are actual cities in the Imperium laid out like this? Maybe a hive which houses a Chapter keep, with annual gang wars scheduled like Aztec flower wars, so young gangers may demonstrate their strength and present themselves as potential Black Templar neophytes to the Initiates stationed at the Chapter keep?

Edited December 25, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Marshal Mittens]

Why so much hate for Khârn? Sigismund and him were friends. Sigismund and the Original Templar Brethren spent a ton of time with Khârn and the World Eatters and picked up such nice habits as chaining their weapons to themselves from them!