You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Sword Brother Adelard]

Clearly a sanctioned "mutation" nothing to see here brothers.

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

You have an inexplicable urge to shout !!

 

https://youtu.be/gxkBzessoSA

[Bjorn Firewalker]

On 10/11/2022 at 2:26 PM, BLACK BLΠFLY said:

 They all are quite tasty !! 

Indeed. The Emperor created the Omophagea for a reason- USE IT so we may discern the enemy's plans, the better to counter and confound them.

[Medjugorje]

... you got a smile if you hear @01:13:25

 

 

[Bjorn Firewalker]

You don't fix chainsaw bayonets to your guns, as the former weapon tends to a have short blade that doesn't justify its weight, which threaten to warp the gun barrel and ruin the latter weapon's accuracy.

You fix pistol grips to your chainsword, and am consulting a Techmarine on the optimal way of mounting the ranged weapon to the melee one, in a way that doesn't impede either weapon's functionality.

Edited January 1, 2023 by Bjorn Firewalker

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

KHORNE is on your Jock 247 but you keep on killing for our holy Emperor !!

[Brother Carpenter]

You consider this an autobuy

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

And chug it roight down !! 

[Diabolist Jonathan]

By all that is holy. I return to the board under new account after couple of years, and this thread is still going on? 
You know you're a black templar, when even a word bearer like me, looks at your eternal crusade with jealousy.

[Marshal Reinhard]

9 hours ago, Diabolist Jonathan said:

By all that is holy. I return to the board under new account after couple of years, and this thread is still going on? 
You know you're a black templar, when even a word bearer like me, looks at your eternal crusade with jealousy.

Still going after 11 years, making it an older member on this board than I am

[Kastor Krieg]

The thread has a year and a half on me xD

... when you watch an Auspex Tactics "Angron vs The World" episode and since you're playing a local Crusade with Templars (obviously), you decide to calculate an EC's chances against Angry Ron.

... when you grin with pride as it turns out that the Emperor's Champion, on a charge, rerolling hits and wounds, fighting first, using Thrusting Strikes, has an about 20-25% of a chance of wrecking Angry Ron's face from the get go (all 6 dmg 3 attacks hit and wound and are not saved, doing exactly the 18W Angron has). 

Obviously, then the EC gets blended with 12 triple-attacks or 12 attacks that each do D3+3 dmg... But before he exeunts, stage left, for the mere price of 2CP - the EC fights again, raising his chances of offing Angsty Ron to 40-45%. And he costs literally a quarter (90 vs 360 pts) of what Ronnie Boy there does! :D

 

+ THAT'S THE POWER OF ZEAL! +

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

Somebody had something good to say about our champion… I think I just died and went to Valhalla !!!

[Kastor Krieg]

4 hours ago, BLACK BLΠFLY said:

Somebody had something good to say about our champion… I think I just died and went to Valhalla !!!

Oh, no, that's my test, Auspex just inspired me to pit EC vs Angron and it turns out that EC has a very decent chance of killing Angron outright and not even letting him swing - and otherwise almost 50/50 to die and kill as well.

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

If your Libby casts null zone it’s a lock. 

[Kastor Krieg]

10 hours ago, BLACK BLΠFLY said:

If your Libby casts null zone it’s a lock. 

I'm sorry, my WHAT?!

[9x19 Parabellum]

On 12/31/2022 at 1:50 PM, Bjorn Firewalker said:

You don't fix chainsaw bayonets to your guns, as the former weapon tends to a have short blade that doesn't justify its weight, which threaten to warp the gun barrel and ruin the latter weapon's accuracy.

You fix pistol grips to your chainsword, and am consulting a Techmarine on the optimal way of mounting the ranged weapon to the melee one, in a way that doesn't impede either weapon's functionality.

 

[Kastor Krieg]

15 hours ago, BLACK BLΠFLY said:

If your Libby casts null zone it’s a lock. 

Reclusiarch, this heretic, right here.

[Blade of Sigismund]

When it creates a holy rage in your soul that this thread is not on page one!

 

PENANCE!

[Kastor Krieg]

When you're more than certain VanVets got gimped because otherwise Templars would wipe out all comers ;)

[Sword Brother Adelard]

You set the oven to Self Clean and rejoice in the fact you actually get to use CLEANSING FIRE!!!

[Kastor Krieg]

When you're offended this thread was not posted in for almost half a year.

[Helias_Tancred]

When you owned a mere 1k of Black Templars ten years prior, and then you do a full-on HARD reset of your overgrown 40k hobby (I sold  off 20k of space marine armies) and the ONLY thought in your mind going forward is Sigismund, the glory of the crusade, and BLACK TEMPLARS!!

Edited December 20, 2023 by Eilio Tiberius

[Medjugorje]

On 12/4/2023 at 11:06 PM, Kastor Krieg said:

When you're offended this thread was not posted in for almost half a year.

when you agree because its the never ending crusade

[SWORD BROTHER RYAN]

On 12/31/2022 at 12:50 PM, Bjorn Firewalker said:

You don't fix chainsaw bayonets to your guns, as the former weapon tends to a have short blade that doesn't justify its weight, which threaten to warp the gun barrel and ruin the latter weapon's accuracy.

You fix pistol grips to your chainsword, and am consulting a Techmarine on the optimal way of mounting the ranged weapon to the melee one, in a way that doesn't impede either weapon's functionality.

 

Is it bad that I need this IRL?

[SWORD BROTHER RYAN]

YKYABTW...

You go to work on anything else and suddenly drop it to learn a new technique for painting black