You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Brother Giba]

when almost the entirety of your marine army carry Chain swords/axes (mostly swords) and bolt pistols. No serriously, i only got 5 marines out of 100 with bolters and 3 of them have some sort of sword in the other hand lol

[TheCrimsonLancer]

...when you see a eldar seer council and the first thing you think is "Man, we're gonna have a BIG barbeque party tonight!"

[Arachnid99]

Now now Brother, our Crusade is Eternal, and will not rest until all who oppose the Emperor are crushed beneath its heel.

 

Brother are Crusade is Eternal only because Sigismund believed that mankind would never fully be able to cleanse the universe of all taint, but with the Emperors guidance I hope to prove him wrong!

[Uaronain]

You know you are a Black templar when even your DIY chapter refuses to admit psykers for no good reason :tu:

[TheCrimsonLancer]

You know you are a Black templar when even your DIY chapter refuses to admit psykers for no good reason :lol:

 

What are you talking about? There are plenty of good reasons to not admit psykers - they are mutants, witches, they are connected to the warp (where chaos is), and the Emperor said "No Librarians" at Nikkea. So technically, every chapter that uses psykers is renegade. Oh wait, we already knew that...

 

You know you are a Black Templar when you already know that most other space marines are heretics.

[tvih]

... it's Christmas Eve and you're browsing the BT forum.

[Urkh]

... it's Christmas Eve and you're browsing the BT forum.

 

Christmas Eve will always fall on the day a Black Templar is eternally crusading!

 

*cough* i believe you are too *cough*

Edited December 24, 2012 by Urkh

[tvih]

*cough* i believe you are too *cough*

Kind of the point, isn't it :blink:

[Ryan]

Merry Fistmass One and all (And Yes this holiday is based on Necromunda Fluff)

[TheEntireMac]

You know your a Black Knight of Sigismund when

[Kristoff]

You know your a Black Knight of Sigismund when

I'm not a big fan of Ink, but the artistry on that is quite impressive.

[teblin]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

 

 

 

You chain your biro to your wrist

 

You have Abaddon Black And Ceramite White coming out of your ears

 

You have a bad tendency to shout "FILTHY XENOS!" at tourists and holiday-makers

 

You charge in any direction on the table, even towards the edge

 

Your figures are still charging, even when in storage

 

You wake up to find your figures have cut their way out of your carry case and are duelling your cat

 

Your child gets upset because you didn't buy them the Christmas present they wanted, and you shout "NO PITY! NO REMORSE! NO FEAR!" in their face

 

You hear a two-stroke motor and instantly think of a chainsword

 

When you go paintballing or airsofting, you prefer to sprint at the enemy and hit them with your weapon

 

When you snore, you go "zzz... heresy... zzzz... xenos... zzz..... filth.... zzz.... mutant..."

[TheCrimsonLancer]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

...Black Legion Chaos Marines refuse to go to bed at night without Abbadon checking under the bed to make sure you are not hiding there.

 

...Abbadon secretly dreads this task, because he is afraid he might actually find you.

 

...They know Templars don't hide under beds, but they are scared anyway.

[Firepower]

You wake up to find your figures have cut their way out of your carry case and are duelling your cat

 

Sounds as though your army is due for some commendations and promotions.

 

:)

[Auberoun]

You can describe Abbadon Black and Ceramite white like a fine wine connoisseur.

(IE; Abbaddon Black has a full bouquet of earthy and heady scent, and is a tad bitter..."

[Brother Darklight]

You wake up to find your figures have cut their way out of your carry case and are duelling your cat

 

Yeah, not ashamed to say this has happened... Actually, my cat managed to get one of my Templar and one of my Crimson Fists. Funniest part was she managed to take the arm off of the CF but the Templar was still fine.

[Zeruvar]

You wake up to find your figures have cut their way out of your carry case and are duelling your cat

 

Yeah, not ashamed to say this has happened... Actually, my cat managed to get one of my Templar and one of my Crimson Fists. Funniest part was she managed to take the arm off of the CF but the Templar was still fine.

 

I guess the red paint caught more attention than the black paint on the templar, or are cats colour blind too? Lol

 

On a different note:

 

Ou know you're a black templar....

 

When your last 3 initiates assault an outflanking 20 kroot squad because you refuse to give them the satisfaction of having the charge... And surviving for 2 turns of combat (although you still end up getting eaten)

 

When your EC gets hit by an IG blob for 33 wounds.... And save all but 2, thanks for the LOS by my neophyte

[Billy Butcher]

You know you're a Black Templar when you will not let this thread fall off the first page.

 

This is our literary Black Sword, and it will not fall while one of us still draws breath ....

[Auberoun]

When you look up the following link just to get character and squad names for your army...

 

http://en.wikipedia....rian_characters

 

edit: My English was not good, and I'm a US citizen!

Edited January 16, 2013 by Auberoun

[Giarc]

Look up the following link just to get character and squad names for your army...

 

http://en.wikipedia....rian_characters

 

awesome link! Thanks for sharing!

[Ryan]

When your asked to do a Video on finding Codex based Cheese the First Vid you do is for your beloved Templars

[Auberoun]

When you think it would be awesome to paint up your EC as a Red Knight justifying that in honor of the great deeds he has done, his armor was painted red from all the blood he has spilled , then realize that it would look too closely to Blood Ravens and think they are full of heresy, so you decide to paint him using standard colors since you do not want any model in your army to resemble any form of heresy, even if it is in colors alone...

[Brother Icculus]

When you're handed an office card everyone is signing to send to an employee who is out because their grandpa passed away and the first thing you think to sign is NO PITY, NO REMORSE, NO FEAR.

[Brother Darklight]

...when you play another Space Marine army and complain about 5 or 6 times per game about the lack of Vows, Righteous Zeal moves, and chainswords.

 

...when you play another Space Marine army and go "...the hell is a 'Sergeant'?"

 

...when you play another Space Marine army and go "...the hell is a 'Devastator squad'?"

[TheCrimsonLancer]

...when you play another Space Marine army and complain about 5 or 6 times per game about the lack of Vows, Righteous Zeal moves, and chainswords.

 

...when you play another Space Marine army and go "...the hell is a 'Sergeant'?"

 

...when you play another Space Marine army and go "...the hell is a 'Devastator squad'?"

 

A "sergeant" is like a weaker castellan that lesser chapters use to make their squads stronger (it doesn't work very well).

 

A "Devastator squad" is a bunch of cowards that use heavy weapons instead of fighting like a Marine.

 

Come on, haven't you read "A Templar's Guide to lesser chapters?"

 

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Thread idea!