Brother Darklight Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Come on, haven't you read "A Templar's Guide to lesser chapters?" I needed something to keep the fire going... I ran out of Psykers :S ! Thread idea! I want in on this thread!! :o Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3287216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCrimsonLancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Might take a while, I'm in school ATM and once I get home it could take a while to explain the lesser chapters in terms a Templar could understand. Might take a while, I'm in school ATM and once I get home it could take a while to explain the lesser chapters in terms a Templar could understand. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3287260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spedley13 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You know you're a Black Templar when... when asked to write down what your hobbies are, you write down "purging xenos and heretics". Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3287454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urkh Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 (edited) You know you're a Black Templar when crossing the boarder to Canada to play 40k with some friends up there, and are asked by the boarder police, "What's your reason for visiting Canada?" you reply, "To slay some heretics." P.S. Never do that... Edited January 21, 2013 by Urkh Marshal Varas Mortez 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3290506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Darklight Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 You know you're a Black Templar when crossing the boarder to Canada to play 40k with some friends up there, and are asked by the boarder police, "What's your reason for visiting Canada?" you reply, "To slay some heretics." P.S. Never do that... You know you're a Black Templar when you have the balls to do this! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3290854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvih Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 You know you're a Black Templar when crossing the boarder to Canada to play 40k with some friends up there, and are asked by the boarder police, "What's your reason for visiting Canada?" you reply, "To slay some heretics." P.S. Never do that... You know you're a Black Templar when you have the balls to do this! How about saying "I'm not accountable to the Inquisition"? :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3290916 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Imperator Vult Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 You know your a Black Templar when... ...you look at Emma Watson and all you can think is 'Burn Witch!' ...When you train at the gym to Dream Evils Dragonslayer because the lyrics are basically a Templar battle anthem 'We are the holy ones! We sacrafice out blood! We kill for honour!' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3312655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Butcher Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 (edited) ...you look at Emma Watson and all you can think is 'Burn Witch!' I can honestly say in the last few years I've never thought that about her :-p Edited February 23, 2013 by Harrypotter Marshal Varas Mortez 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3312739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeruvar Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I rather think Lindsey Lohan fits the bill Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3312746 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Butcher Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I think I'll take the fifth on this one Especially given my user name. . . Note to self, next time you need to pick a name try and think about is suitability rather than the ease of remembering it! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3312779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Especially given my user name. . .WITCHWITCHWITCHBURNBURNBURN!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3312815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristoff Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Especially given my user name. . . WITCHWITCHWITCHBURNBURNBURN!!!To be fair, he DID join the Inquisition when he came of age. Still doesn't change the fact that he should be careful around us. We still have Bolts and strength in our arms for them when they eventually fall. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3312859 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Imperator Vult Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I can honestly say in the last few years I've never thought that about her :-p It is a true test of faith brother. My ex used to make me watch the Harry Potter films and all I could think was 'Just one drop pod is all it would take. Have as many living statues as you like!' haha I have the opposite problem brother having picked a name entirely in latin haha It's actually an ammended Knights Templar battle cry. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3312866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Butcher Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I can honestly say in the last few years I've never thought that about her :-p It is a true test of faith brother. My ex used to make me watch the Harry Potter films and all I could think was 'Just one drop pod is all it would take. Have as many living statues as you like!' haha I have the opposite problem brother having picked a name entirely in latin haha It's actually an ammended Knights Templar battle cry. I now have a vision in my head of a battle brother saying 'expelliarmus this' as a bolter round blows the head off one of the witches ... But to know thine enemy I read Harry dresden novels Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313004 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Avenger Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 You know your a Black Templar when... ...you look at Emma Watson and all you can think is 'Burn Witch!' ...When you train at the gym to Dream Evils Dragonslayer because the lyrics are basically a Templar battle anthem 'We are the holy ones! We sacrafice out blood! We kill for honour!' Dream Evil are a fantastic band, but isn't that song "The Chosen Ones"? Always thought that would make a great anthem for the Blades from the Elder Scrolls games. I have the opposite problem brother having picked a name entirely in latin haha It's actually an ammended Knights Templar battle cry. "The God-Emperor Wills It!", I believe? I know it's INCREDIBLY nit-picky of me, but don't Astartes follow the Imperial Truth, rather than the Imperial Creed? Still a cool name, though... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Imperator Vult Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 (edited) "The God-Emperor Wills It!", I believe? I know it's INCREDIBLY nit-picky of me, but don't Astartes follow the Imperial Truth, rather than the Imperial Creed? Still a cool name, though... You know either way one of us is about to get smote for our lack of knowledge on the subject matter but I though the Imperial Truth all but died at the end of the Heresy. Some Astartes are less religious than others, I seem to remember a line from one of the books where a Marine tells a guardsman something along the lines of 'the Emperor is only a god because you are weak and need him to be' it think it was maybe in Son's of Dorn but im not sure, but they do follow the Imperial Creed. Chaplins are recognised members of the Ecclesiarchy after all. That's how Grimaldus gets the Titan leigio to fight for Helsreach wasn't it? She says something along the lines of 'the Emperor isn't the Ommnisiah' and the he tells her shes just voiced a heresey in the presence of a member of the Ecclesiarchy. Edited February 24, 2013 by Deus Imperator Vult Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313212 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spedley13 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 We know we're Templars when we apparently HAVE TO go off-topic. Always. 'Tis our way of life here. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCrimsonLancer Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 We know we're Templars when we apparently HAVE TO go off-topic. Always. 'Tis our way of life here. See my sig... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andhil Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 You know you're a Black Templar when: You play Skyrim using a Heavy Armor Greatsword swinging Breton and hunt witches to such great length the game itself hurls Necromancers and other witches at you in every. Single. Cave! That and you enchant every piece of armor you have just so you can call it: The Armour of Faith! (that and add extra Magic resistance: Current record is 82% by the way ) Extra BT Skyrim fun: Join the Imperial Legion (duh) to defeat the Traitors! Everything you fight falls under one of the following categories: Traitor, Witch, Xenos. Monolythic 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313451 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Imperator Vult Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Breton's are the magical sensative human characters :p I do agree with you however I can improve on this; You know you're a Black Templar when every character I build in any RPG is always a heavily armoured dark haired warrior named Sigismund, you out and out refuse to use magic or magic users and when you are forced to you despise them (this made completeing Dragon Age 2 neigh on impossible) and as you fight you are thinking or actively speaking battle hymns or declarations of faith. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andhil Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Bretons have 25% Magic Resistance.(It represents Abhor the Witch!) Not using Magic is a choice. And even if I did use 'magic' I'd call it "Blessings of the Emperor". Playing RPG's BT style is fun. Every time you encounter a creature you yell: "Suffer not the Unclean to live!", Great fun when there's other people playing in the same room. I however have played the 'Space Marine' online game modes Crusader style, (naturally using the Black Templar skin) playing a tactical marine with nothing but the Bolt Pistol and the Serrated Combat Knife, all the while shouting various Templar quotes. Definitely recommended for the Exterminatus game mode (first Arena only.) I am still thinking of going back to Fallout 3, and play the Anchorage DLC to get the 'Power sword' (kinda) and strap on some Enclave Power armour and presto! Instant Templar! (I play PS3, so no 40K mods for me ) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Imperator Vult Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 The Winterised TB-102 (I think is its name) is more like marine armour as it has the curved pauldrons I just wish you could change the colour scheme of the armours. You know your a Black Templar when you search for the most tedious link to power armour or weapons in any game you play... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andhil Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 So true! (I actually added the Shock enchantment to my Warhammers just so I could call them 'Thunder Hammer' I hate you Skyrim!) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus of Baal Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 If you play on the PC, there is in fact a mod for Skyrim that will add Black Templar-style armor (very well-done) and generic Space Marine weapons to the Ebony smithing section of the game. I don't have a link directly to it, though. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Wait another month or so and I'm sure there will be the full armory and a starting race that is a marine. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/35/#findComment-3313924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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