SFH Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 ...you consider casualties in the six to seven digits to be "acceptable losses". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 ...when 110 figures isn't enough boots on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 You don't stop to consider the families when you yell "send in the next wave!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epistaxis Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 You don't stop to consider the families when you yell "send in the next wave!" Families? Your father is the Emperor, beloved by all! Your mother is the Commissar and your siblings are the guardsmen to your left and right! What better way to die than in the bloody embrace of your loved ones! For the Emperor! For Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RolandTHTG Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 You don't stop to consider the families when you yell "send in the next wave!" The families ARE the next wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFH Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 ...when your instinctive response to a problem is to consult the Primer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sviar Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 When two fists full of dices isn't enough to cover your shooting phase. When your opponent with a hint of annoyance asks if your done shooting, and with a big smile you reply no(has happended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFH Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 You don't stop to consider the families when you yell "send in the next wave!" Families? Your father is the Emperor, beloved by all! Your mother is the Commissar and your siblings are the guardsmen to your left and right! What better way to die than in the bloody embrace of your loved ones! For the Emperor! For Glory! What does that make the Lord General? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 something above our payrate! fall in line trooper!don't want to attrack the commissars attention do we? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 You don't stop to consider the families when you yell "send in the next wave!" Families? Your father is the Emperor, beloved by all! Your mother is the Commissar and your siblings are the guardsmen to your left and right! What better way to die than in the bloody embrace of your loved ones! For the Emperor! For Glory! What does that make the Lord General? "I am Lord General Davion. You may refer to me as 'Sir!'. If I am not wearing my hat, we are in an informal setting! Under these circumstances, you will refer to me as 'Grandfather'. Anyone overheard calling me 'Gramps' will be on latrine duty for a month!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilofix Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 I make "Pew, Pew, Pew" noises at passing cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argun Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 ...When you look at your board, filled with artillery pieces, and just think to yourself' "How can I get more?"... ...When Overkill is no longer a part of your vocabulary... ...When you need to find a word stronger than Overkill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 . ...When you need to find a word stronger than Overkill... EXTERMINATUS..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead01 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 When.. You watch a battle rep on youtube that claims to feature the Imperial Guard and can't seem to see any guard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 That one needs a link, uber. I'm curious. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 "I am Lord General Davion. You may refer to me as 'Sir!'. If I am notwearing my hat, we are in an informal setting! Under these circumstances, you will refer to me as 'Grandfather'. Anyone overheard calling me 'Gramps' will be on latrine duty for a month!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 ...when your opponent's terminators swing into one of your squads with fifteen thunderhammer attacks and you yawn, scratch your nether region, and mentally calculate how many shots you'll pepper them with next turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idlem Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 You tell most people you know that, without upgrades, they only are worth about 5 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 are they trained guardsmen?!? Try three points, they don't even qualify as conscripts :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idlem Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Ha! You're right of course. I've only got a couple of 5 point friends in the Marines then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RolandTHTG Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 ...When you look at your board, filled with artillery pieces, and just think to yourself' "How can I get more?"... ...When Overkill is no longer a part of your vocabulary... ...When you need to find a word stronger than Overkill... Maxim 37: There is no 'Overkill', there is only "Open Fire" and "Time to Reload". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Ha! You're right of course. I've only got a couple of 5 point friends in the Marines then. A couple of those might be seven point veterans, lol. I, on the other hand, with full marks for hubris, am well past company command. Mark me down as a (30 point) regimental advisor...of course, I'm still only T3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted April 6, 2014 Author Share Posted April 6, 2014 ...you're already designing tank only lists for the new codex. ...your only actual beef with the Taurox is that it needs more treads. ...you smile every time the Templar player says his list is full of AV14 just because he had three Land Raider Crusaders. Come on fellows, keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 That no matter what the new codex may bring, you'll keep on trucking regardless! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SethsChosen Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 When a million dead and rising, the loss of 30 armoured companies, the destruction of a battle group of titan hunters are considered reasonable losses for a delaying action. (looking at the 15 thunderhammer comment). My mate deepstruck and full 10 man deathwing squad into the middle of a pure cadian infantry army. Killed the command squad. Let us not discuss the power of that many lasguns at that shorter range. Suffice to say, the emperors finest were reduces to the emperors holiest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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