*Furyou Miko Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 ... you listen to Marines complaining about not having a second special weapon and smile. ... you appreciate And They Shall Know No Fear. ... you wonder if that Commissar went to the same Schola as any of your Sisters. Taking inspiration from the Guard thread, throw out your serious and silly "Too much Sororitas" stories. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 You find yourself using "purge" in real life a little too much... and you start twitching when you hear another army complaining about GW's treatment :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 17, 2014 Author Share Posted March 17, 2014 ... You discover that you consider 'Heresy!' to be a perfectly normal response to someone eating a ham sandwich with no cheese in it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricPaladin Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 ...and you start twitching when you hear another army complaining about GW's treatment Every single time a Chaos Marines player opens his freaking mouth I want to plant a sock full of white metal mono-pose Sisters in it... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 17, 2014 Author Share Posted March 17, 2014 Paladin, can you keep discussions about Chaos players out of the Sisters forum please? That's a topic derail waiting to happen. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricPaladin Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Paladin, can you keep discussions about Chaos players out of the Sisters forum please? That's a topic derail waiting to happen. Ok... . You're probably right. I'll wait until I have something less controversial to contribute. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 You cringe when the avatar of khaine hits the table. You have more meltaguns than a platoon of IG has flashlights. You seriously consider dreadsocking the guy with three riptides when he complains about AP1 missiles. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624828 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naminé Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 ... When you can take heavy flamers in your troops choices. ...When you think a codex with only 2 troops options 'has a lot of choice' ...When you get ready to take a save against plasma weaponry :p Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624849 Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 ...I'll bet legion of the damned will get heavy flamers in troops choices...but, yeah, it's rare, and sweet. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azatoth Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 When you want to show people how "hot" the Sisters are, with a Melta! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624862 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fibonacci Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 ... the flamer template is the only marker in your dice bag. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624869 Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 ... the flamer template is the only marker in your dice bag. Awesome...but I do pine for the days of inducting some guardsmen for access to a single leman russ and a few squads of cannon fodder. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Taz Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 you never have enough Flamers! A hot time in the old town is every game! you smile knowing that each Sister and their transport has a Invo. Save! You are the only army out there that is all metal! LOL! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fibonacci Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 You are the only army out there that is all metal! LOL! It's your one way ticket to midnight. Call it. Heavy Metal. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3624921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 18, 2014 Author Share Posted March 18, 2014 ... the flamer template is the only marker in your dice bag. So true. When the Necron codex dropped, it took me four hours to find a small blast for my Tomb Spyders (it was in a box on top of the fridge)! .. when "can I be bothered to carry this" is a serious part of your decision to go to games night or not. ... when you say, "maybe just a small game" and the opponent's face falls. ... when the Tau starts complaining that your army is broken for Ignores Cover, high AP weapons. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mince on toast Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 ... the flamer template is the only marker in your dice bag. this & when you smile like a pyro in the shooting phase as you place several flamer templates down when you praise the emperor when you pass every SoF roll Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onisuzume Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 ... you wonder if you'll ever get access to volkite weapons. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Furyou Miko Posted March 18, 2014 Author Share Posted March 18, 2014 You know the names of enough Imperial Saints to choose a new one every time you have to roll an important Shield of Faith. ... You see a dense city board and smile, because all of a sudden 8" becomes the average encounter distance. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 ...when howling banshees are jealous of your amazing curves. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Taz Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 when you start bring hotdogs and marshmellows to games! And are thinking about s'mores! you think long range is over 12"! When you look at your troops and you try to think of ways to get more heavy flamers! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonny Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 when you think long range is over 12"! Actually, I already had this since the day I picked up Tyranids ;) ... When you look at someone else's army and think "hey, are there male models in this game too? Neat!" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 My mistake, I missed the 'player' part of the title. You know you're a Sisters of Battle player when you've been arrested several times for raving about exterminating the impure. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 When some one mentions "The Exorcist" and you reply, d6 48 inch str 8 AP 1 shots. (oops post stats, take down if needed but it helps make the point) 6+ invul comes up in a casual conversation about family or church. Something on TV says something about repent or heresy and you grab your dice Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
march10k Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 When people get jealous about your cool nicknames, like nuns with guns, bolter [redacted by His most holy inquisition], combat strippers (led by the dominatrix!), and so on... When the DE player looks at the three half-naked slaves lounging on the deck of his ravager, then looks at your army, and feels inadequate. .. when "can I be bothered to carry this" is a serious part of your decision to go to games night or not. Tell that to my 223 metal cadians... blech! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3625992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFH Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 ...your response to a problem is to douse the problem in holy promethium. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288225-you-know-youre-a-sister-of-battle-player-when/#findComment-3629605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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