Warhorse47 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Pup, we opened it up ages ago. No more ale for you! Just have some warm milk......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thirst Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Pup, we opened it up ages ago. No more ale for you! Just have some warm milk......... Can i at least have ale in a sippy cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schertenleib Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Can't even find his way out of the lander! Glad your not riding in my Razorback LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Seeing as the Liber is even more quiet than usual, Aquilanus slips into the Fang whilst all are a kip, replaces all of the steins with tiny sippy cups and waits..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Seeing as the Liber is even more quiet than usual, Aquilanus slips into the Fang whilst all are a kip, replaces all of the steins with tiny sippy cups and waits..... Or so he intends- until he is tripped by one of the local wolves, and then pinned by two of them sitting on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Seeing as the Liber is even more quiet than usual, Aquilanus slips into the Fang whilst all are a kip, replaces all of the steins with tiny sippy cups and waits..... Or so he intends- until he is tripped by one of the local wolves, and then pinned by two of them sitting on him. Backed into a corner, Aquilanus ponders on whether he should use the Ultimate weapon TM against Wolves of any description...... "Back off....or it's BATH TIME!" Whilst the wolves yelping terror upon hearing the forbidden word, Aquilanus heads back to the bar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thirst Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Seeing as the Liber is even more quiet than usual, Aquilanus slips into the Fang whilst all are a kip, replaces all of the steins with tiny sippy cups and waits..... Or so he intends- until he is tripped by one of the local wolves, and then pinned by two of them sitting on him. Backed into a corner, Aquilanus ponders on whether he should use the Ultimate weapon TM against Wolves of any description...... "Back off....or it's BATH TIME!" Whilst the wolves yelping terror upon hearing the forbidden word, Aquilanus heads back to the bar.... Go Ahead. you really wanna give a bath to a Space wolf/Plague Marine (i love NURGLE now!) Be My Guest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 How dare Papa Nurgle puke his gifts of frothing filth into this hallow bar! SOAP FOR THE SOAP GOD! *holds up bar of soap whilst chanting sacred scrubbing incantations* By the Big E I shall cleanse the Chaos sh** (get it? Nurgle = poop :)) out of you! *suddenly calmer* The wolfy half of you, though in need of a bath, is not my jurisdiction... you may need to talk to a wolf priest about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Cambrius Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 LIBER is indeed quiet, so Bro Cam nicks the big Space Wolves banner and replaces it with a Dark Angels one under the cover of darkness. Cambrius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schertenleib Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 As Bro Cam tries to sneak out, like the little girl he is, he runs smack into Schertenleib. Schertenleib grins, grabing Bro Cam by his gorget. Takes back the wolf banner and tosses Bro Cam into a open tub of Wolfwhiz. (it's the only real way to bathe a Space Wolf) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 just before bro cam hits the open tub hendrik grabs him and uses its' momentum to sling bro towards the nearest wall. have you gone mad dear scherts!? you almost spilled some of this delicious ale! just imagine what would happen when the pups would follow your example! just think of all this precious cold,richly flavoured ale being spilled =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiltedMarine Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 ::Sidesteps a flung BC on the way through the door:: Somebody get me an ale, I'm starving! ::notices line of sippy cups:: ::heavy sigh:: <_< ::jumps behind bar, begins rummaging for hooch:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitsune106 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 *looks at the little sippy cups* "OKay.,. either a few thigns happened. One, we got Expresso like ale, which although amusing, is not for us wolves. OR it's bring our own stein night and those who don't get the little cups. or it's time that we go out into the wild, and hunt down the elk or other creatures to make your own steins." *holds up an elk mammoth skull stein* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 LIBER is indeed quiet, so Bro Cam nicks the big Space Wolves banner and replaces it with a Dark Angels one under the cover of darkness. Cambrius :Jonas staggers drunkenly from the latrine, peering about him as if in search of something. Noticing the Dark Angels banner, he reaches up a tears a huge chunk of it away: Oh, good, I was worried we had run out of toilet paper. :staggers back into the latrine: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacho Wolf Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Wakes up with a splitting headache, Sees Bro Cam fly into the wall, shouts STACKES ON!!! And watches him get flattened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Cambrius Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Rubs my now aching noggin and mutters quietly beneath a Cambrius shaped indentation on the wall "Totally worth it..." Cambrius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfpack Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 *staggers back in from his rather liberal application of several kegs of ale* I'm out...any one got more?...the landraiders empty too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted September 26, 2010 Author Share Posted September 26, 2010 [Walks back in after being on Reach for a 'few' days :P his armour now blue and white, with wrist mounted blades (look at my avatar)] Im back! Wheres my ale? I also brought back some trophies! [points to a Thunderhawk full of heads] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Only 1 Thunderhawk? For shame brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 Yeah Firenze, you can do better than that! Tell you what mate, PM me your xboxlive ID and we'll go bring back a cruiser full of trophies for the old wolf, eh? What do you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 The amount of covenant lives I've taken would make Khorne red with envy :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted September 27, 2010 Author Share Posted September 27, 2010 I shrunk the heads. They are tiny. Well, the grunt heads are. The Sangheli heads are still full size ;) Ah, and here are the other 50 Thunderhawks of trophies... [Opens up a bottle of Wolfwhiz with the tip of a power blade.] To the brothers of the Fang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schertenleib Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 Glad that your back. We can't wake Warhorse and many of us are in need of a good Saga-tale. *Slides Firenze an ale to help his muse* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander alexander Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 *Alexander wakes up in a dark, wet confined space.* "I knew I could find the bottom of the ale barrel."*Hiccup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander alexander Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Alexander, bored, and horribly angry at the lack of brawling or drinking, clears the room with some bio-chemical warfare from his arse. Then, he continues to drink all the ale, but he does put it back, as fast as it cycles through his body :) . "There. That aught to get something stirred up. If it doesn't, well, we've been domesticated." *With that last thought he goes back to sleep in his barrel with a sour look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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