Skirax Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 *stubbles groggily* Hey guysh, wait for me! *chugs stein and throws it at Jonas Stromclaw then pats Bar-wench on the rear-end then gets slapped around the face* I had it coming. *Barrels into Firenze* I was a Fenrisian long ago, fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 *tackles nacho and immediatly jumps on top of him, knee pushing against nachos throat, the other over his arm* now it's time for us greybeards to learn this pup some lessons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schertenleib Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 *Applauds the show from his seat at a corner table* Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacho Wolf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 You forgot to protect your crotch hendrik, slams one of the sguigs into that general area (thats gotta hurt) Hendrik jumps up with a strangely high pitched yelp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 mildly irritated hendrik starts laughing at nacho. that's why we've got a codpiece pup! now pokes his fingers in nacho's eye's ..but we don't wear helmets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLoneWolf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Alright, that's it....time for me to join in the brawl....:P*arms master crafted assault cannon, climbs up the bar counter, and starts spraying the whole feasting hall with rubber bullets while saying dakka dakka dakka dakka dakka* :D :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 *dodges the bullets and jumps behind an oak table "DAMN! who let the pups in the old armory!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLoneWolf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Sorry to disappoint you brother Hendrik, But I am neither pup nor Blood Claw.... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 *slips behind Lucian and slips the nozzle from one of the kegs into the ammo feed of the assault cannon,thus severely corroding the rubber,causing it to jam and to start spraying Ale all over the room* That still doesn't mean you get to have all the Fun Lucian *grins wickedly and then drops flat,avoiding Lucian's reprisal and the surge of Wolves coming for both of them* I did mention that I pulled a lengthy stint in the Scouts before becoming a Skald didn't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLoneWolf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 *slips behind Lucian and slips the nozzle from one of the kegs into the ammo feed of the assault cannon,thus severely corroding the rubber,causing it to jam and to start spraying Ale all over the room* That still doesn't mean you get to have all the Fun Lucian *grins wickedly and then drops flat,avoiding Lucian's reprisal and the surge of Wolves coming for both of them* I did mention that I pulled a lengthy stint in the Scouts before becoming a Skald didn't I? Arrgghhh, I'll have no wolf brother out-sneaking meeee....*kicks Requiem and sends him flying into the oncoming crowd* :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Requiem of the Wolf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 *gets booted before he can duck* Oh Bug- *cut off as he sails through the air,Crashing into Schertenlieb,snagging his ale horn and downing most of it in the process* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 [Leaps at Lucian, his Thunder Hammer slamming him into the wall like a baseball] No guns in the Bar!!! At least not firing at people!!! [Leaps back down and kicks Skirax, getting his attention.] Schert called you a pansy puppy who can't bite for gak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLoneWolf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 *Gets up and downs a tankard of ale, drops the gatling cannon behind the bar counter before charging into Firenze and pounces on him* Have at you brother Firenze.... *grinz* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firenze Posted July 26, 2010 Author Share Posted July 26, 2010 [Ducks under Lucian, his hammer, swinging round to bat his at speed into a pack of blood claws, who proceed to wail on Lucian.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirax Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [Leaps back down and kicks Skirax, getting his attention.] Schert called you a pansy puppy who can't bite for gak. :) How dare he?! *roars and leaps at Schert with a stein in each hand* Die! Or at least be maimed in a very painful way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schertenleib Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 *pulls Skirax up short and quickly fills both steins with Wolfwhiz* Now where did that go? *quickly ducks behind the bar and grabs the assault cannon* Oooh Shiny! *heads for the door with new equipment for the Razorback!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLoneWolf Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 [Ducks under Lucian, his hammer, swinging round to bat his at speed into a pack of blood claws, who proceed to wail on Lucian.] *crash lands on a pack of blood claws. Gets up and flings a leg bone at Firenze and disappears suddenly.... *pulls Skirax up short and quickly fills both steins with Wolfwhiz* Now where did that go? *quickly ducks behind the bar and grabs the assault cannon* Oooh Shiny! *heads for the door with new equipment for the Razorback!* *Only to reappear again in front of Schertenleib....* Oi, that assault/gatling cannon is mine laddie!!!! *And grabs back the gun from him and punches him in the face with a power fist sending him flying and crash landing on Firenze. Then throws some flashbangs and smoke grenades into the crowd and disappear/disappears off again to somewhere none can find me....* :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacho Wolf Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Damn pansy Loney! (thats thelonewolf) We dont need weapons, you must be a smurf deep down, and we dont stand for that here! Lets get him lads!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schertenleib Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I only know of one thing that can vanish right in front of a Space Wolf... He must be a 'Nid! Get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLoneWolf Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 *Static hiss in/on the feasting hall's speaker, and then a voice appears....* Nay, I'm neither any of those Nacho and Schertenleib....I'm just being sneaky-sneaky, like Lukas The Trickster :P....If its fair fight ye wants, then ye shall have it.... *Jumps down from one of the many low ceilings and crash lands on Nacho and Schertenleib as they were looking upwards....* :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 *Jumps down from one of the many low ceilings and crash lands on Nacho and Schertenleib as they were looking upwards....* :teehee: only to be smacked into a wall by a vicious punch in the face "i could smell you from a mile away! no really, have you been hanging out with some dark angels lately? i smell parfume and it's not the one the sisters of battle use! ;) " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Mage Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 *throws a spare stein at Hendriks face*. Thats incense you young lout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendrik Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 *throws a spare stein at Hendriks face*. Thats incense you young lout. incense,perfume, it's all the same mate! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nacho Wolf Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Cheers Hendrik, I owe you one, now, lets get the tricky b@rstard, Grabs loney and sends him sailing through the window. now, to make up for the language, ales on me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGingerDude Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 thanks nacho! *downs nacho wolves ale who cares about the :cuss ing language anyway :P *looks in ale flagon oi! you spat in this you :cuss!! *punches nacho wolf in the jaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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