fivepointedstar Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Its good Ace didn't write me in as a member of the Ordo Xenos kill team, as my hope for temporary employment/ assignment into the Ordo Malleus kill team would have been denied. I'm more inclined to rip apart the greater daemon typo varients. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2978596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Part 2- As the power-amplified bowling bowl bounced off the error’s crusted head, knocking it down upon the other typos, and texters. The Typo’s fall crushed the squabbling texters with its bulk. That signaled the attack, as the Astarte’s charged in. The RAW known as Deathknight2K leaped forward igniting his jump pack and flying forward into the masses of typos, and DP’s. His claw cutting swaths of Typo’s and sending their warp spawn bodies back to the abyss. Deathknight2K un- holstered his firearm spinning the lever and engaging the firing primer pin. The double barreled mini Melta’s thermal chamber glowed ready to fire. He snapped off two shot vaporizing two near-by errors; shooting ashen grease upon the others not affected by the intense heat. RAW ripped, stabbed, and blasted his way into the horde of daemon things. Spinning full turn he stepped and slipped on a slimy text called a BRB, Raw yelled out, “oh +Deleted+”. He flew up into the air falling onto the ground. As his senses regained he looked up to see a front barrel of an ornate Meltagun. One of the Moderati at the end of the weapon gleamed down with a stern look. The Moderator casted out from his vox, “You know the rules, one more warning”. RAW nodded in agreement. The moderator strode away firing his Meltagun at the Typos foolish enough to come into his path. RAW thought to himself even in this melee a Moderators job is never done. His servo motors groaned out load as he began pulling himself up. RAW scanned the room fights in every corner broke out Astarte’s everywhere were battling these errors. Scans picked up a huge mass moving his way, and fast. He ignited his jump pack shooting straight up. He looked downward to see a huge Greater Typo wreaking havoc in his same last location. As he remembered this is that part in his Liber article that must have angered people when he tried to mash the Vampire Counts with 40K. Angered by this atrocity he flew downward straight at the lumbering beast, and Ground Pounded right into it with his claw extended out. He became a mighty missile of vengeance the red armored streak slammed into the error drilling into the beast, and smashing into the ground a great dust engulfed the area. The beast laid down low, the RAW now dripping full of grim, dust, and guts stood up. The errors began to thin out, everyone looked around and the Flamer teams entered to sweep the area. They all knew this wouldn’t be the last. As more, and more Libers are being written every day. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2978727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinzaren Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 Jump Pack? In the hands of a Liberite? Especially me? This can't end well haha, those things are so hard to steer! I hope those Blood Angels don't mind anything smashed. A+ for writing Ace, as always you never fail to impress! That said, it is the Liber and I am required to provide C&C (Sorry, I don't want to, but it's part of the Liber Charter, if I don't then I get the beating). The actual command model for Brother-Sergeant Shinzaren wields a long power glaive :lol: Unfortunately, the Liber Board of Combative Action Rules clearly state no power weapons may be used, so I have never had cause to describe it before :) When hunting daemons though, I will certainly be bringing it along :) Combine my polearm with my jump pack and I can only imagine the chaos to follow! I fully approve of this! Well done Ace :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2978898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Juan Juarez Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Combine my polearm with my jump pack... See, I read that and my brain went in to a mode of thinking to literally combine the glaive and jump pack. But this may be because I was waiting for pizza. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2978929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinzaren Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 Combine my polearm with my jump pack... See, I read that and my brain went in to a mode of thinking to literally combine the glaive and jump pack. ... THAT. IS. BRILLIANT! It would turn me into some sort of BLADED MISSILE! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2978958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapter Master Ignis Domus Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I guess I shouldn't have mentioned that to DAT then. Well, at least the field trip gives me the opportunity to PURIFY! more people. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2980500 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Ace, you've captured the essence of Arez and Forte perfectly. Brilliant work. Warhorse, awesome job as always. And postal better bring York back in one piece, unless he wants to volunteer for mine-clearing duty :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2980737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Ace, you've captured the essence of Arez and Forte perfectly. Brilliant work. Warhorse, awesome job as always. And postal better bring York back in one piece, unless he wants to volunteer for mine-clearing duty :P Ha ha I think he's held back with us. At least three fights would have broken out between us so far :blink: loving it Ace. Warhorse...what can I say. Quality as always and I'll be reading up on the back story as somehow I managed to miss it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2981291 Share on other sites More sharing options...
postal105 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Ace, you've captured the essence of Arez and Forte perfectly. Brilliant work. Warhorse, awesome job as always. And postal better bring York back in one piece, unless he wants to volunteer for mine-clearing duty :P oh don't worry i will bring your puppy home in one peace or die trying Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2981536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I miss this thread my days are dull now because the hunt in the hall of the Liber has died down... :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2988570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Real life has been nuts here, but I hope to get Jonas' pup back to him in the next couple of days. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2988668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Debonair Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I miss this thread my days are dull now because the hunt in the hall of the Liber has died down... :cry: I'm up to my neck in reality. :sweat: We'll see what the next few days bring with regards to free time, but I can't make any promises. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2988950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I miss this thread my days are dull now because the hunt in the hall of the Liber has died down... :cry: I'm up to my neck in reality. :sweat: We'll see what the next few days bring with regards to free time, but I can't make any promises. Same here :( I had planned on doing a "serious" entry, but I'm not sure how well that would go down to be honest! :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2989295 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I miss this thread my days are dull now because the hunt in the hall of the Liber has died down... :( I'm up to my neck in reality. :lol: We'll see what the next few days bring with regards to free time, but I can't make any promises. Same here :( I had planned on doing a "serious" entry, but I'm not sure how well that would go down to be honest! :cry: you could always make one seriously... funny, and that would be ok. :P I'm not much of a writer as seen in my IA, and my miniscule amount of add in material on this thread. But its good times, and slight humor makes me re-read it over from start to finish just to smile from my harsh day at work. :sweat: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2989304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Apostle Thirst Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 I miss this thread my days are dull now because the hunt in the hall of the Liber has died down... :cry: I'm up to my neck in reality. :tu: We'll see what the next few days bring with regards to free time, but I can't make any promises. Same here :( I had planned on doing a "serious" entry, but I'm not sure how well that would go down to be honest! :lol: Hey, I did it and no-one died :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2989370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinzaren Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 Both my entries were somewhat serious and they did just fine Heck, one did so well that the thread is still going 17 pages later :P The fun and silly entries are a great way to burn stress and have a good time, but the serious minded ones are equally enjoyable. Both will treated with open minds and good attitudes, so don't be discouraged from writing anything in that vein. Just write whatever springs to your mind and inspires you. This is supposed to be a free thread anyone, so be free! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2989485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 As the sound of the Chimera that was chasing them grew closer, Heru and Postal continued to try to catch up with York. The crashing sounds of expensive decorations punctuated the screams of the Sisters and the Crier as the transport roared after them. Coming into a larger room, Postal let out a cheer at the sight of a highly polished Razorback waiting for them with it's hatch open. The driver put his fingers in his moth and cut loose with an ear splitting whistle that had caused him to be threatened many times in the Fang. As Heru and Postal jumped into the Razor, the driver got strapped in and an old warrior on top yelled, "Here York, TREATS!" The pup came racing back and as he neared the Gray hunter tossed the treat into the open hatch! York never slowed down, just altered course and slammed into the open hatch, which then slammed shut as Schertenlieb hit the accelerator of the supercharged Razorback. "Heru, you still under there?" "Just a minute lad, ah that's better." muttered Heru as he wriggled out from under York. Tilting his helm back, he now grinned at Postal, "Got me flail back while he was having his treat." As Postal reattached the chain, Heru scratched the big wolf under the chin. Meanwhile outside the Chimera was not giving up in it's pursuit. "Horse, you and Jester ready?" Decoy called over the vox. "Yup, just give us the word." Okay we will be there in about 5 seconds, be ready." Ripping around a tight turn, Schert gave Decoy a signal, who then called out "Okay, NOW!" The rumble of a powerful engine announced a Land raider with a keg of ale on top pulling across the hallway behind the racing Razorback, cutting them off from the Chimera. Traveling too quickly to stop in time the Chimera angled off the Raider, sliding through a three story tall stained glass window. A shattering crash was heard, then silence except for the rumble of Daniel's engine. "Lucky it was only a one story drop." observed Warhorse. Later, in the Wolf's Lair, Heru leaned back and observed, "Aye, you lads do have good ale here, it does taste a little better after a chase like that than caf would have." Postal and Jonas could be heard arguing with one of the Liber's representative over who was responsible for the broken chain and damage caused by York, who was gnawing on a giant bone. Suddenly Ragnarok's voice was heard in a basso roar "WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO TO MY LAND RAIDER?" Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2990115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Ha ha what indeed Horse....please let us find out soon :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2990136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
postal105 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 humm i think that land raider may have a small dent and a minor scratch or 3 in it nothing a dent puller and a bit of touch up paint wont fix. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2990271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fivepointedstar Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 .... just altered course and slammed into the open hatch, which then slammed shut as Schertenlieb hit the accelerator of the supercharged Razorback.... All I can picture is a fully blown Razorback with a air intake in the front, with racing stripes, mag wheels, and a custom flame job on the sides. With a licence plate saying HOG-ROD. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2991935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhorse47 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 .... just altered course and slammed into the open hatch, which then slammed shut as Schertenlieb hit the accelerator of the supercharged Razorback.... All I can picture is a fully blown Razorback with a air intake in the front, with racing stripes, mag wheels, and a custom flame job on the sides. With a licence plate saying HOG-ROD. ROTFL! Thanks for the mental picture, but don't give Schertenlieb any more ideas! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2991992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forté Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 .... just altered course and slammed into the open hatch, which then slammed shut as Schertenlieb hit the accelerator of the supercharged Razorback.... All I can picture is a fully blown Razorback with a air intake in the front, with racing stripes, mag wheels, and a custom flame job on the sides. With a licence plate saying HOG-ROD. ROTFL! Thanks for the mental picture, but don't give Schertenlieb any more ideas! Like he needs them Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2992005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Stromclaw Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 .... just altered course and slammed into the open hatch, which then slammed shut as Schertenlieb hit the accelerator of the supercharged Razorback.... All I can picture is a fully blown Razorback with a air intake in the front, with racing stripes, mag wheels, and a custom flame job on the sides. With a licence plate saying HOG-ROD. Its name is actually "Schert's Scooter" but aside from that you got it about right. Nice story Warhorse, does this mean that the Tales may make a return? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2993882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Hunter Ydalir Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Just so everyone knows, I'm not dead yet. Though moving house has taken place a few times since I last posted, though that's old news now, though I digress. This thread has gone bloody crackers. And I love it. Too bad I've disappeared, but I'm not surprised given my lack activity for, well, forever. This is pure insanity. Got to love everyone who's posted story so far. Ace you never fail to make me split my sides with laughter. What a mad board this is, and what a wonderful place to be in, even if it is one post every six months. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2996738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Apostle Thirst Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Just so everyone knows, I'm not dead yet. Though moving house has taken place a few times since I last posted, though that's old news now, though I digress. This thread has gone bloody crackers. And I love it. Too bad I've disappeared, but I'm not surprised given my lack activity for, well, forever. This is pure insanity. Got to love everyone who's posted story so far. Ace you never fail to make me split my sides with laughter. What a mad board this is, and what a wonderful place to be in, even if it is one post every six months. Ydalir! Welcome back! :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/214866-this-is-the-liber-astartes-part-ii/page/17/#findComment-2996753 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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