You know you're a Black Templar when....

[KhorneHunter57x]

Holy Hand of Antioch

For Templars it's a grenade.

 

For you Iron Hands types, well, I knew you were obsessed with hands, but this is a bit much...

[Machine God]

So I missed the Grenade part out...

 

Off to the Ironfathers for a bit of recalibration on the cortical database!

[The Spanish Inquisitor]

When you don't feel the least bit bad about building a new crusade from the ground up.

 

But you do feel bad for retiring your old crusade.

 

I may still use my 25th EC model though. That  killed everything back in the day.

 

... When you can field an army of EC and/or an army of chaplains.

 

When all your dreadnoughts are chaplains venerable dreadnoughts

[Castellan Doren]

 

 

When you don't feel the least bit bad about building a new crusade from the ground up.

 

But you do feel bad for retiring your old crusade.

 

I may still use my 25th EC model though. That killed everything back in the day.

... When you can field an army of EC and/or an army of chaplains.

 

When all your dreadnoughts are chaplains venerable dreadnoughts

9 chaplains (6 painted) and 3 ECs. Depending on loadout on them I think they could be close to 1500pts.

 

It would be glorious.

[AndrewChristlieb]

Ykyabtw you see the tg possible leak on our Characters and think

 

 

Also when this nonsense pops up on your feed and you channel our venerable chaplain Firepower

 

 

I feel like purging something now

[robofish7591]

Maim, kill, burn? Shouldn't that read "No pity, no remorse, no fear! Suffer not the xenos psyker kittens to live!" 

[Castellan Doren]

I thought Karn's phrase was "maim, kill, burn".

 

/subtle reaching for chainsword/

[Acebaur]

When your LRC's shot up in price by over 50 points but now spew so much death from its guns you no longer care and still plan to run 2 :lol:

[asbonet]

I'll just leave this here....

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4IGo22sDo4zQWQ3d1FPTGxnNEE/view?usp=drive_web

 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4IGo22sDo4zLWRUMFI3N3JmdkU/view

[Sete]

Thousands of Warriors. THOUSANDS!

[Acebaur]

Let's make sure this thread stays on topic and we discuss our THOUSANDS of Warriors in the 8th thread ;)

[SCOTT_FRANCIS]

Just being silly but...

 

Surely as all Crusades are part of the one Eternal Crusade, all topics and threads are part of YKYABTW... 

 

We Crusade because our Crusade is Eternal.

 

All Crusades lead to the Eternal Crusade.

 

Ergo all threads lead to this thread.

 

 

 

Sorry. 

[Marshal Wolfhart]

...the above links make you weep with joy. And teh thought you could build an army of Helbrecht, Grimaldus, Emperor's champion and nothing but captains to properly reflect the supreme skill of the Black Templars. Now i'll go see the painglove at my dirty thoughts...

[Lysere]

Edit: wrong thread.

 

Instead you might be a black templar if,

 

You plan on running enough captains and honorguards in land raiders to drown the enemy in melee elites.

Edited May 31, 2017 by Lysere

[d3m01iti0n]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

You demand awesome rules and get them, and entire sub forum of unique Marine chapters gets rolled into B&C C:SM in an attempt to be as cool as you are.

 

Mods take note!

Edited May 31, 2017 by d3m01iti0n

[Kastor Krieg]

You know you are a Black Templar when your zeal and faith are vindicated by Emperor's own blessing.

 

When this is how RG's audience at the Golden Throne surely went:

- ROBOUTE, I SEE YOU HAVE COOPERATED WITH THE ZEALOUS SONS OF DORN.

- Yes, Father. High Marshal Helbrecht and his Chapter have proven to be a huge boon, if a bit... unorthodox.

- CHAPTER? OH, MY SWEET, SWEET SUMMER CHILD... TAKE A LOOK.

- WHAT.

 

:P

[Knight of the Raven]

Of course Black Templars are a chapter. The final chapter of the enemies of the Imperium's books, to be more specific.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

Of course Black Templars are a chapter. The final chapter of the enemies of the Imperium's books, to be more specific.

In many cases, the Black Templars write the last sentence as "The Emperor's Champion ended the lives those who oppose His Majesty, with one swing of the Black Sword."

[KhorneHunter57x]

When this is how RG's audience at the Golden Throne surely went:

 

- ROBOUTE, I SEE YOU HAVE COOPERATED WITH THE ZEALOUS SONS OF DORN.

- Yes, Father. High Marshal Helbrecht and his Chapter have proven to be a huge boon, if a bit... unorthodox.

- CHAPTER? OH, MY SWEET, SWEET SUMMER CHILD... TAKE A LOOK.

- WHAT.

- ROBOUTE, MY SPACE MARINES WERE NEVER MEANT TO HOLD TERRITORY. THAT IS WHAT THE IMPERIAL GUARD IS FOR. LOOK TO THE EXAMPLE SET BY THE ZEALOUS SONS OF DORN - ALTHOUGH I DISLIKE BEING WORSHIPPED, THEY DO CONTINUE MY GREAT CRUSADE.

 

*cue Roboute lauching the Indomitus Crusade*

[BitsHammer]

...when even your tanks are close combat monsters.

...when you look at the new Templar changes and realize that somehow GW got them RIGHT despite the lack of CT.

[BitsHammer]

...you have a bumper sticker that says "my tank can beat up your tank".

...when said bumper sticker is in latin.

[Knight of the Raven]

And everyone understands the Latin too, because they've been taught how to spell "Imperials go home" in High Gothic.

 

Well, the survivors have, anyway.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

And everyone understands the Latin too, because they've been taught how to spell "Imperials go home" in High Gothic.

 

Well, the survivors have, anyway.

I doubt the Black Templars are so negligent that they'd fail to notice what the protesters are writing.

 

Black Templars Chaplain: "The Emperor Himself claimed this planet, for he decreed the galaxy is Man's, and He is our leader! You will write 'Ave Imperator,' on these walls one hundred times, in proper Gothic- none of this 'Imperials go home,' nonsense is permitted, by pain of death.

 

Black Templars Chaplain: "The Emperor is merciful enough to grant you a second chance. If you fail to comply, we will amputate your arms and legs, and then make you do it again, holding your paintbrush between your teeth- you will not get a third chance."

Edited June 1, 2017 by Bjorn Firewalker

[BitsHammer]

...faced with a shortage of sufficent kits to get a crusade ready for the new edition's event at your local FLGS you build a slightly lesser chapter because even if they don't crusade as hard as a Templar they're still you cousins and it beats running a leser chapter or a lesser lesser chapter. Or anything with spikes.

 

So yeah, because I can't everything together for a proper 1k point Templar list by tomorrow I,m building our banana yellow cousins, because even if they lack the zealous geneseed they at least managed to keep the parts of him that held a the same stubbirn grit that Templars have shown in defense of such places like Helsreach.

[Kastor Krieg]

When you see this and think "see, this is what you need to resort to when you don't carry a chainsword".

http://i.imgur.com/oc36v6U.jpg