You know you're a Black Templar when....

[BitsHammer]

...you spend all day at work listening to supplement reviews so you can get off work and spend seven hours penning a tactica on the supplement: http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/371962-eternal-crusade-tactics-updated-oct-9-2021/

[Marshall Bretton]

When you are looking through your old boxes to prep for the new release and find 20 fw Templar storm shields, 25 sets of fw terminator shoulders and a fw Templar dreadnought that you had completely forgotten you had.

 

When this post will never be allowed to sit on page 2!!

Edited October 12, 2021 by Gaius Maximus

[Sword Brother Adelard]

When you are looking through your old boxes to prep for the new release and find 20 fw Templar storm shields, 25 sets of fw terminator shoulders and a fw Templar dreadnought that you had completely forgotten you had.

 

When this post will never be allowed to sit on page 2!!

That's so good! I hoard my FW shields jealously!

I recently bought a fair few, for what I thought was a steal. Turns out someone had removed the skulls from the centre of the crosses, mutilating them. They're still useable, just need a lot of work.

[Marshall Bretton]

 

When you are looking through your old boxes to prep for the new release and find 20 fw Templar storm shields, 25 sets of fw terminator shoulders and a fw Templar dreadnought that you had completely forgotten you had.

 

When this post will never be allowed to sit on page 2!!

That's so good! I hoard my FW shields jealously!

I recently bought a fair few, for what I thought was a steal. Turns out someone had removed the skulls from the centre of the crosses, mutilating them. They're still useable, just need a lot of work.

I know, what a find! I bought them years ago for a terminator conversion project that I never got round to but now I can convert a full squad of bgv and a few officers with them.

 

Such a shame yours were mutilated but I'm sure you will be able to restore them

[Sword Brother Adelard]

I put two on a Redemptor, and crossed chains over the centre to hide the damage. Which has worked ok. The rest I plan to blue stuff mould from better shields. We can rebuild them!

[librisrouge]

When you read the sections about Sigismund in Warhawk and, whenever the author or character points out how he's almost as inhuman as Khârn, you think to yourself, reflexively, "But is Sigismund wrong?"

 

"No. No, he is not."

[Matis]

When you realise you and your battle-brothers are so filled with ZEAL from the new codex that we forgot to keep this thread running for 10 DAYS!

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

When your every dream is slaying the arch heretic !!!

[BitsHammer]

...when you spend time trying to determine how many generic Primaris models you can replace with the new Crusader kit.

[SWORD BROTHER RYAN]

YKYABTW...

 

You get the new boxed set without your significant other's knowledge and open it before you get home so they can't tell you to return it!

[T14]

...when you spend time trying to determine how many generic Primaris models you can replace with the new Crusader kit.

All of them?

[Bjorn Firewalker]

 

...when you spend time trying to determine how many generic Primaris models you can replace with the new Crusader kit.

All of them?

No need to be so cruel. All who claim to be faithful to the Emperor, deserve a chance to prove themselves.

 

Veteran Sergeant who crossed the Rubicon Primaris (handing out swords to Primaris Neophytes): "Here is your sword: there is the enemy. At my command, charge forth, and learn to crusade. Here is your sword; there is the enemy. At my command, charge forth, and learn to crusade. Here is your sword; there is the enemy. At my command, charge forth, and learn to crusade. Here is your sword..."

 

Primaris Neophyte (as sweat pours down his brow): "Gulp."

 

Veteran Sergeant (drawing his own sword): "The command is given! Charge!"

 

Veteran Sergeant and his Primaris Neophytes (charging forth to bring the enemy within reach of their blades): "Ahhhh!"

[BitsHammer]

 

...when you spend time trying to determine how many generic Primaris models you can replace with the new Crusader kit.

All of them?

 

We lack a good Gravis armour option, but I am looking at kitbashing Neophyte parts onto Phobos. Sneaky Gunshow Phobos.

[Sword Brother Adelard]

YKYABTW...

 

You get the new boxed set without your significant other's knowledge and open it before you get home so they can't tell you to return it!

I dunno buddy. This all sounds a bit Dark Angel to me.

 

What happened to No Fear?

[SWORD BROTHER RYAN]

 

YKYABTW...

 

You get the new boxed set without your significant other's knowledge and open it before you get home so they can't tell you to return it!

I dunno buddy. This all sounds a bit Dark Angel to me.

 

What happened to No Fear?

 

I informed her directly afterward. There's you Know No Fear.

[Sword Brother Adelard]

And No Remorse.

[Urkh]

He is obviously not sorry he bought it.

[BitsHammer]

He is obviously not sorry he bought it.

True, but he may now be a Dreadnought.

[SWORD BROTHER RYAN]

I am happy to say that I am not encased in an armored shell. She took it very well and said 'Well, happy birthday, I guess."

[Charlo]

When even you don't know what you are...

Edited October 27, 2021 by Charlo

[Marshal Reinhard]

Didn't we have a meme thread? As memes go that one was an instant classic.

[Medjugorje]

Didn't we have a meme thread? As memes go that one was an instant classic.

 

DO IT ;)

[Tiger9gamer]

You know you’re a black Templar when…

 

you watch the Mummy remake and critique Brendan Fraiser’s fencing technique against the undead mummies

[Kastor Krieg]

When space wolves are jelly of your crusade bling :D

http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/372519-bt-primaris-crusader-box-um-real-sw-bits-too-please/

[Valdr Fell-fist]

Ykyabtw a single viewing of Kingdom of Heaven is sufficient background viewing to get you through the construction of two off our Combat Patrols, ten Sword Brethren and a Gladiator Valiant!