SnorriSnorrison Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 When you wake up hungover and your drunk shopping cart looks like this: http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad309/Snorrinorrison/f9a89b17-963f-4ef6-b2cc-3f4d256ec9a0_zpsae10e588.png No Pity. No remorse. No Fear. Snorri Mandolore511, Zyth23, Marshal_Roujakis and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenhold Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 You type the letter B in your cogitator browser and http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/forum/7-black-templars/ comes up first. Zyth23, Brother Darklight, Arthanor and 4 others 7 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3m01iti0n Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 When you put together your army list and there are no Scouts, Devs, Centurions, Witches, or Heretics in it. Chaplain ChonkE, Marshal_Roujakis, redmapa and 3 others 6 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 When you put together your army list and there are no Scouts, Devs, Centurions, Witches, or Heretics in it. But two Land Raider Crusaders are. Honda, d3m01iti0n, Marshal_Roujakis and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roma Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Any particular reason why bingo, may I ask? Brother, you are unfamiliar with the heretical cult of BINGO? These are not just the idle tales and gossip of old women. Have you not witnessed the unholy passion evoked in the name of BINGO? The swaying and waving of arms, futile attempts to win favor with the cult Magus, he who continuously calls out the blasphemous numerology of Tzeench, the Lord of Chance? Have you not experienced the horrific transformation of what would normally be considered a loyal citizen, into a raving beast released to the stage to claim its unholy reward? <revulsion> Burn. Them. All! Thankfully I live in a country purged of bingo. For me bingo is something you see on the holonet, IGNORANCE IS LOYALTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 ...you hang your head in shame because this thread fell so far off the first page. Mandolore511 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandolore511 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 And then properly expiate that shame by putting it right back where it belongs on the first page. Simultaneously, you launch a witch hunting crusade to purge the vile influences obviously behind such a laxity. Additionally all the extra battle brothers that our crusades have enable us to also continue conquering new and glorious worlds for his divine imperial holiness. Cause more angry Templars marines are much better than any silly author could have envisioned by limiting such a glorious thing as a space marine host to a mear thousand battle brothers. Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 ...you hang your head in shame because this thread fell so far off the first page. ... you remember that your brother's zeal brought this thread much farther than any other chapter on the forum. Honda, Brother Darklight and Marshal_Roujakis 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metic Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 when you turn 1 charge 10 inches out of a LRC the enemy 10 man terminator tactical squad lead by a terminator librarian with your 6 th/ss terminators lightening claw Sargent and terminator chaplain. Kill the librarian in the challenge with 3 rending attacks from the chaplain and take no casualties in the process because you make all your invo saves. All the while his entire tactical squad dies a terrible horrible death. that will teach that imp fist player who the true sons of Dorn are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortesMastery Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 when all of your friends know when you're coming from or going to playing because suddenly there is Zeal and CLEANSE PURGE KILL all over their social pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggles Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When you still assault with space marines, and it's 6th edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristoff Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When you still assault with space marines, and it's 6th edition.When it's not a question of IF you have close combat Marines, but how many. Honda, Lysere and greggles 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyth23 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When you still assault with space marines, and it's 6th edition.When it's not a question of IF you have close combat Marines, but how many. When you begin your list with two full sized Crusader Neophytes squad kitted for CC, and two Chaplain. (Compulsory) Kristoff and Brother Darklight 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When you still assault with space marines, and it's 6th edition.When it's not a question of IF you have close combat Marines, but how many. When playing any game system or army the first thing you add is assault forces, even if none exist in the game you find a way to make assault forces. Bonus points if you can paint them black and give them crosses. Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevak Dal Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When you still assault with space marines, and it's 6th edition. I do that with my Space Marines of Chaos. And my army has the RAI version of Accept any Challenge, no matter the odds. Even if it's a Wraith Lord or Hive Tyrant and the rest of my terminators MIGHT have been able to kill it-I have to challenge. My Red Corsairs are more Black Templars than they are Red Corsairs :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortesMastery Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When you start a new game and see a class/character with Templar in the title, and you know there is only one choice to play. (and then make the hard decision if they are ranged for some reason) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyth23 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) ...When an Astartes Player show you his painted models, ask you how you feel it and you answer: "There is lake of Black." "And Lake of White." "And also where is the Cross?" Edited February 13, 2014 by Zyth23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekman Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When the table is not black with your paints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal_Roujakis Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 When you got 200 built Templars and 200 more to go.... When majority of the paints on your table are dedicated to painting Templars... When you call the struggle of your everyday life a Crusade :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyth23 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 ...You play a mmorpg, with a warrior class and a big sword, while running in the direction of a boss you write in the tchat: "FOR THE EMPROR ! ! !" Brother Darklight 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teblin Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 You stop playing BT but still get visions of the Emperor in your sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 ...you read the HH novel "Betrayer" which is about the World Eaters and think, "Pikers". Brother Darklight and librisrouge 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 When you hear rumors of consolidating into close combat coming back and immediately start another crusade in joy, even though you still have three ongoing. librisrouge, Deadman Wade, Marshal_Roujakis and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyth23 Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 ...when you think of a 2'000pts list, and your first choice is: Two full sized crusader+neophyts squad for CC with LRC assigned. ...when you need a third HQ to be your warlord, as your two Chaplains are already assigned to two full sized crusader+neophyts squad. ...when you miss the day where the Emperor's Champion was a slot-free HQ. ...when you think about the new cod...HERESY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! *take the flamer and burn everything arround* lordhellblade 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Imperator Vult Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 You stop playing BT but still get visions of the Emperor in your sleep. Did you recieve these visions on the eve of battle, brother? Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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