Knight of the Raven Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 A hedge trimmer is pretty close to a chainsword, actually. Or at least a chainglaive. Kurze probably killed Nostraman!Poison Ivy with a hedge trimmer, come to think of it. Honda and shandwen 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3864680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eberious Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited) It is indeed, was using a disc blade like some flesh tearer. That is till my missus told me it had another attachment(its her dads on borrow). She went off came back with the 'chainsword' attachment and I laid waste to the heretical hedge, bringing the Emperors light to the garden. Edited November 18, 2014 by Eberious AndrewChristlieb, Honda and lordhellblade 3 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3865068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 when you burn down a temple because it simply :angry voice of joe swanson: I'SNT BLACK TEMPLAR ENOUGH RGHEAGRHAGHARH!!!! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3865075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOneMarshal Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 When you feel really guilty about choosing the warlock(witch) in destiny. Temptation to play as the OG space wizard overcame my guiltless however. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3865692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysere Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 When you feel really guilty about choosing the warlock(witch) in destiny. Temptation to play as the OG space wizard overcame my guiltless however. I tend to play magic users in various other games from time to time. Just make sure you continue to apply the proper amount of zeal and fury. Fire helps. (I blame other games for making melee combat boring) Also crusading as penance helps atone for ones wayward ways. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3865720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 When you feel really guilty about choosing the warlock(witch) in destiny. Temptation to play as the OG space wizard overcame my guiltless however. I tend to play magic users in various other games from time to time. Just make sure you continue to apply the proper amount of zeal and fury. Fire helps. (I blame other games for making melee combat boring) Also crusading as penance helps atone for ones wayward ways. Actually now you mention it, I almost always play pure stealth/archer type characters in everything - even games where you aren't supposed to :P Fable for example - I did playthroughs of all of them where I entirely avoided swinging a sword for anything other than quest-essentials. Many of my Skyrim characters took pride in never wielding a blade over an arrow in the dark. I shall enact penance by creating a true crusader in my next game :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3865738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal_Roujakis Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 ... When even in games that require Stealth and subtlety you would eschew it and just head to the enemy's general direction and wreck them. ... when you thought that Grimaldus is a good name for a Corgi + Pomeranian puppy (or Helbrecht) ... when you root for the Templars in Assassin's Creed 1 Mandolore511 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3865808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eberious Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Not the only one to think of 40k names for pets. After my possible trip to New Zealand next year I'll be possibly be getting a black lab, naming him Grimaldus, or grimmy for short. oh....when the first thing you notice about that country's name is the zeal'and in the name. Marshal_Roujakis and SCOTT_FRANCIS 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3865886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTT_FRANCIS Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 When you feel really guilty about choosing the warlock(witch) in destiny. Temptation to play as the OG space wizard overcame my guiltless however. To become the best "witch killing machine" ( read Black Templar ) you must know the "witch", I admire your dedication, just ensure you keep the Chaplains informed of your endeavours. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Chaplain Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 When even in games that require Stealth and subtlety you would eschew it and just head to the enemy's general direction and wreck them. Yep, guilty of this one about a hundred times over. SWORD BROTHER RYAN and ValkyrieUndead 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 When even in games that require Stealth and subtlety you would eschew it and just head to the enemy's general direction and wreck them. Yep, guilty of this one about a hundred times over. Hmm, maybe I'm just contrary? All those games where stealth/ranged is merely optional and often harder, I love it. Then games like splinter cell where it is near enough essential, I take every opportunity to 'go loud' and cause absolute pandemonium... I think that the rule is: if there is a rule, break it, then break the enemy. :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 ...in Fallout New Vegas, you always side with Caesar, because every other side is full of pansies. And they got crosses! You love crosses don't you? Mandolore511 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTT_FRANCIS Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 When you convince a friend to leave his Mantis Warriors as they are and go out and buy a LRC to go with his only other Black Templar unit, a Thunder Hammer/Storm Shield squad and then convince him to use his other unbuilt tactical marines as a Crusader Squad and then to buy a Chaplain to lead them. Sete and Honda 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOneMarshal Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 When you decide that you you will take a break from one of your 50 stealth/archer/illusionist and grab a Breton( absorbs magic) name him after your marshal and grab some heavy armor and a sword and a shield and go out and kill heretics. I have gone to jail 5 times because of killing witches in the holds. I can't figure our if I should join the empire or storm cloaks storm cloaks don't like magic while the empire has the emperor Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mattias Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Ahaha, nice! Empire for the win in this case: they might like witches but so do many chapters; we stand alone following the true path ;) Just remember to only tolerate when you must, and should the opportunity arise for them to suffer an 'accident' then go for it :D Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andhil Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 When you decide that you you will take a break from one of your 50 stealth/archer/illusionist and grab a Breton( absorbs magic) name him after your marshal and grab some heavy armor and a sword and a shield and go out and kill heretics. I have gone to jail 5 times because of killing witches in the holds. I can't figure our if I should join the empire or storm cloaks storm cloaks don't like magic while the empire has the emperor I've done the same thing often. Except I go for an Artificier build (Enchanting), so I can get super awesome equipment (and name it! Say, for example, the Black Sword? ) Also: Empire. They don't openly use mages in the Legion. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Nord Barbarian is the way to do it! Nord smash! And ofc down with the Empire and their false Emperor. Just a pawn of those foul eldar. spedley13 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 Let's see... The Empire of Cyrodiil bent the knee to the Aldmeri Dominion (composed solely of filthy non-humans and their slaves) to avoid annihilation and lets the Thalmor walk all over them... The Stormcloaks are supremacist religious fanatics. That said, Tullius plans to fight the Dominion back as soon as they break the ceasefire while Ulfric will welcome the Dragonborn willing to fight for him after proving his sincerity regardless of his race. Also, Nords are hypocrites in that they despise magic yet get funny feelings in their fur pants any time they're handed an enchanted weapon. Talos is a human who became a god. The Emperor is an ultra badass human who became a god. Pick the Stormcloaks. spedley13 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metic Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 When Playing Mount & Blade You side with the Kingdom of Swadia. Your Group consists of no more, and no less than 100 Swadian Knights. And You Ride into battle Wearing a Full Chain with Black Tabbard that has your personal Helraldry on it and think "this is my new crusade badge"...... ValkyrieUndead 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3866994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Does the Banner explicitly only work on Dark Angels? Ally it in... Ally in those witch-lovin' traitorous xeno-huggin' backstabbing scum of Battle Brothers? I thought a Sister should know better! I don't think I need to say anything more... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3868201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Ever heard of legal entrapment? I can totally see sisters of battle doing it. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3868281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Krieg Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) Ever heard of legal entrapment? I can totally see sisters of battle doing it. + THERE'S NO ENTRAPMENT, LEGAL OR NOT, THAT I CANNOT CARVE MYSELF OUT OF WITH MY FAITHFUL CHAINSWORD, BROTHER + Edited November 22, 2014 by Kastor Krieg Mandolore511 and Knight of the Raven 2 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3868317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) ...a fortune-teller reveals your future and you murder the hell out of her for spoiling you, being a witch. Edited November 23, 2014 by Brother Tyler Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3868416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOTT_FRANCIS Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 (edited) ...a fortune-teller reveals your future and you murder the hell out of her for spoiling you, being a witch. You went to a fortune teller? Surely, the only reason to go to a witch is to kill it? Not to listen to it's crazed, warp tainted lies. Go see a Chaplain at once. Edited November 23, 2014 by Brother Tyler Kastor Krieg 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3868750 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 23, 2014 Share Posted November 23, 2014 No, I was just passing by a gypsy camp and she accosted me haha. SCOTT_FRANCIS 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/67/#findComment-3868890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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