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Technically that could be considered forcing foes to wear zeal chains, and make them slightly more honorable foes (despite being filthy heretic witches). All for this idea.

 

 

You know you're a Black Templar, when your righteous zeal makes everything better... regardless of situation or setting.

 

 

Templar... is it in you?

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... When regardless of game or game type you play, you always have a Templar (or Knight) skin that you always use and you use it in Templar style. (Ares in Smite, Templar skin in Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Templar Knight in Dragon Age series, Paladin in DotA and BT skin in W40k: Space Marine Multiplayer)

 

by Templar style I meant no sneaking around... just heading straight into the enemy's general direction and remove their life from their body.

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When even when you run a Sisters list on the tournament today, you just GOTTA have some Black Templar granted Crusade Crosses on the Exorcist doors and Avenger Strike Fighter hull, denoting their worth in the eyes of the True Chapter. And when after their performance in said tournament said Avenger's crew gets granted a second cross, with both Crusade Shields to be displayed on the hull, for their valor and ace skills in combat.

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Technically that could be considered forcing foes to wear zeal chains, and make them slightly more honorable foes (despite being filthy heretic witches). All for this idea.

 

 

There's no such thing as an "honorable witch". It's like a "square triangle" or "weakling Black Templar", impossible by definition.

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Technically that could be considered forcing foes to wear zeal chains, and make them slightly more honorable foes (despite being filthy heretic witches). All for this idea.

 

 

There's no such thing as an "honorable witch". It's like a "square triangle" or "weakling Black Templar", impossible by definition.

 

 

Witches should only exist in one of three states: Dead, soon to be dead, and on fire. Any combination also works.

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That is actually two states, assuming you know the proper methods of lighting a witch on fire.

 

HINT: Use lots of fuel.

 

Not all witches die to fire sadly, that's why we have chainswords, and thunder hammers.

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You know you are a Black Templar when you realize that the only order worth knowing is 'Charge!'.

 

Not true, there's "Forward!", "Attack!", and "ZEAL".

 

In fact, I'd argue that the only order you need to know is "ZEAL", since it covers just about every concievable situation.

 

Tyranids descending on your position? ZEAL.

 

Orks threatening to overrun the defense lines? ZEAL.

 

Eldar Witches trying to cause mischief with their heretical warp-spawned powers? ZEAL ZEAL ZEAL!

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You know you are a Black Templar when you realize that the only order worth knowing is 'Charge!'.

 

Not true, there's "Forward!", "Attack!", and "ZEAL".

 

In fact, I'd argue that the only order you need to know is "ZEAL", since it covers just about every concievable situation.

 

Tyranids descending on your position? ZEAL.

 

Orks threatening to overrun the defense lines? ZEAL.

 

Eldar Witches trying to cause mischief with their heretical warp-spawned powers? ZEAL ZEAL ZEAL!

 

 

"Zeal makes all things possible. Duty makes all things simple"

-Sigismund

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But can ZEAL bake a pie?

 

Not all witches die to fire sadly, that's why we have chainswords, and thunder hammers.

Like the pyromancers in Faith & Fire.

 

Fire-immune witches against sisters fo battle. So unfair. :tongue.:

ZEAL bakes all the pies!

 

You know you're a Black Templar when your zeal can bake pies

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When you realize that after the new blood angels then templars will be the only chapter OBJECTIVE DECREED LAND RAIDERS!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

And the terminator skirts as well

 

Yeah except they have to pay like 30 points more to make their LRC's Venerable :lol:

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