You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Bjorn Firewalker]

 

 

 

I'm confused, how can one be 'over' zealous?

 

Is this like the word overkill I keep hearing?

 

Well the drop pod was supposed to land next to a squad of striking scorpions to flame them off the table, but the dreadnought realized Eldrad was on the table before I did and scattered 8 inches to land next to the guardian squad he was attached to. Needless to say Eldrad did not last very long.

 

Did Eldrad's bodyguards kill your Dreadnought to avenge their charge, and grant the entombed Templar the eternal rest he deserved? Or did they flee upon seeing their leader's horrific death, and leave your Dreadnought shouting abuse at the cowardly Eldar for denying him a chance to truly die?

 

 

No, most of the eldar were unable to hurt it. The Avatar of Khaine had to deal with it. Either way it was too late for Eldrad.

 

Did the Avatar of Khaine grant your Dreadnought an honorable death in battle? Or did the battle end with your Dreadnought sitting on the Avatar's cooling corpse, and lamenting the fact no foe is powerful enough to grant the entombed Space Marine eternal rest?

[Bjorn Firewalker]

You know you're a Black Templar when you respond to enemy attacks by shouting, "Put your backs into it, you pansies!" AT THE ENEMY, just before you literally cut them down to size.

 

Lesser servants of the Emperor will cry when the enemy inflicts pain, injury, and death upon them. The Black Templars' eyes will moisten when the enemy FAILS TO INFLICT HARM, and ask, "When can I have my honorable death in battle?"

Edited August 7, 2015 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Lysere]

When the question you ask in turn two is not, "Who will boldly charge into the Tau gunline?" but, "Who wants to go first?"

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When the question you ask in turn two is not, "Who will boldly charge into the Tau gunline?" but, "Who wants to go first?"

I think the charging Templars are more likely to say, "Last one there's a xenophiliac!"

[Duke Danse Macabre]

When you point out to your friend playing a game using Black templars with a Inquisitor in his unit as he is rolling saves.

"I hope he is not a psyker otherwise he has no chance of a Look out Sir" ;)

[Sete]

When you try so make your DiY chapter and you read your brothers epic adventures with Templars, and it's so hard not to paint them black!

[Lord Blackwood]

When you write epic back and forths between your wolf lord and your marshall  that usually end in honor duels 

[Adeptus-Alaska]

you know your a Black Templar when..........

 

no matter how many times you try to start another chapter/Legion/whatever, you always return to the Eternal Crusader.

[Nyustukyi]

When a 5 man squad charges a 7 man space wolf sqaud and the Wolf players states the grey hunters are dead.

[ThatOneMarshal]

you know your a Black Templar when..........

 

no matter how many times you try to start another chapter/Legion/whatever, you always return to the Eternal Crusader.

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!!!

[M@verik115]

You know you are a black templar when you start 30 Imperial Fists and paint them black

Edited August 11, 2015 by M@verik115

[Kastor Krieg]

When this releases and you go "DAMN, gotta get more bodies for TH/SS TDA or Breachers!" :v
http://i.imgur.com/3EfLGTm.jpg

[Nyustukyi]

When people talk about bringing Terminators and you look and see you have about 23 and 13 are build for hand to hand.

[Kastor Krieg]

When people talk about bringing Terminators and you look and see you have about 23 and 13 are build for hand to hand.

When you have all the terminators. Most of the HtH. I mean it, all the terminators from GW. And some from FW. And then some AoS stuff converted. And... you get the idea. Lots of HtH terminators.

[HenricusTyranicus]

When your family watches Toy Story 2 and you are saddened by the fact that the collector in it is motivated by money, not by ZEAL. And that he touches his stuff with fingers that are covered in cheatos. 

[Honda]

...you take your well worn copy of Helsreach off of the shelf next to your bed and begin reading from the beginning again because "it's what we do".

[Lord Blackwood]

When you start a new job and hang Templar artwork in your office space

[Nyustukyi]

When your blanket is the Templar Flag and you have a book on Templars by your bed and a Templar coin in your pocket and the maltise cross in your ring.

[The_Chaplain]

When you decide to make the most of the fact that you don't feel that well on a particular day to sit down and basecoat a bunch of separate vehicles that day so you may better smite your foes in the future.

 

Also, because Nurgle. 

Edited August 12, 2015 by The_Chaplain

[Nyustukyi]

Recite three pslams and call the nearest master of sancity in the morning. Also, when your guys can shoot 14 bolt shots and only do a single wound, then kill everything in the following combat.

 

Even my MODELs hate shooting.

[Kastor Krieg]

When you see things like this and chuckle to yourself, going all 

 

 

Knights are still kind of awesome but a less threatening awesome, now they're just *averagely awesome since I can't have them on T2 for sure without paying a tax. Taking a Land Raider is out of the question!

Skirts, you never change. 

[Lysere]

"Taking a land raider is out of the question."

 

Then there's me with four of the things and usually at least one in every list I run.

[Marshal_Roujakis]

When the words:

 

"I will die on this world."

 

"As if there was only one."

 

and

 

"For 10,000 years."

 

all mean something to you.

 

When your list does not have Land Raiders, but instead have hordes of Zealous Knights.

[Nyustukyi]

Land Raiders can crack super heavies at far longer distances than a Knight can.

[Acebaur]

When your friend calls your wife's 7 passenger SUV "the Land Raider" :lol: