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looks at arez

i still have one of your nades where as Crazywolf took your entire pouch of them.

holds up the grenade for arez to see oh and you are not allowed to have any more from now on as the iron priests have said that they don't like the misuse of equipment.

 

looks over to forte

i don't know should we try that and see what happens?

*walks over to Zynk* May I borrow your teleporter? I think I need to take care of something quickly...

 

Here you go hands Crazywolf the tele

 

"Sorry brother but this is for SCIENCE!" Felix punches Arez hard in the stomach, causing him to fly across the room and crack the wall on the other side "hmm, did I not hit hard enough?"

Ok, then we'll shove your armor down your throat a piece at a time.

 

*forte, postal, Nrth, ChaptermasterDemon7, Felix and about 15 other people all hold Arez and take turns force feeding him bits of his armor*

 

*when finished, Arez has a huge bulge in his waist*

 

Just like a cartoon, which is what this is rapidly becoming... :D

 

NOW punch him!

the iron priest says to arez defile it never more like put it back into proper working order beacuse i can see where your modifications have left some week spots in the armor that should not be there. in a properly taking care of suite of armor.

The only weak spots are from brawling in here.my company's Iron Priests and runepriests put in this modification and a few others.If you dont belive me i'll gladly teleport you to one of my Priests

the iron priest says to arez defile it never more like put it back into proper working order beacuse i can see where your modifications have left some week spots in the armor that should not be there. in a properly taking care of suite of armor.

The only weak spots are from brawling in here.my company's Iron Priests and runepriests put in this modification and a few others.If you dont belive me i'll gladly teleport you to one of my Priests

 

 

Felix points at Arez's crotch "The only weak spot from this brawl is your lack of jewels down there!" he points his thumb to himself "A real paradigm of manliness like myself uses fighting spirit to protect himself! Armor just enhances my already awe-inspiring image of masculinity!"

 

Kalidor just shakes his head

the iron priest says to arez defile it never more like put it back into proper working order beacuse i can see where your modifications have left some week spots in the armor that should not be there. in a properly taking care of suite of armor.

The only weak spots are from brawling in here.my company's Iron Priests and runepriests put in this modification and a few others.If you dont belive me i'll gladly teleport you to one of my Priests

 

 

Felix points at Arez's crotch "The only weak spot from this brawl is your lack of jewels down there!" he points his thumb to himself "A real paradigm of manliness like myself uses fighting spirit to protect himself! Armor just enhances my already awe-inspiring image of masculinity!"

 

Kalidor just shakes his head

Zynk are you attached to this buffoon?

no more of this nonsense the mighty hendrik said. is a swift and fluent motion the greybeard pulled out his bolter and released a single shot at arez, instantly destorying the teleporter devise beyond saving

there we go, problem solved. besides, you'll be wearing standard power armour, just like any other of the whelps.

*walks up to Arez with a grin* I have a special place for you to see!

 

*triggers Zynk's loaned teleporter and disappears with Arez in a flash of light and pops back into the room a few moments later*

 

Thank you for the loan *handing the device back over*

 

I think it may be a few minutes before he returns. I took him to a "happy place" I found during my trial. Granted it was a wolf den and the current ocupants are not happy about an unexpected visitor.

no more of this nonsense the mighty hendrik said. is a swift and fluent motion the greybeard pulled out his bolter and released a single shot at arez, instantly destorying the teleporter devise beyond saving

there we go, problem solved. besides, you'll be wearing standard power armour, just like any other of the whelps.

The teleporter is part of my armor its not a devise outside it.What you destroyed was a relic!!you son of...I'll let it slide.

 

 

*walks up to Arez with a grin* I have a special place for you to see!

 

*triggers Zynk's loaned teleporter and disappears with Arez in a flash of light and pops back into the room a few moments later*

 

Thank you for the loan *handing the device back over*

 

I think it may be a few minutes before he returns. I took him to a "happy place" I found during my trial. Granted it was a wolf den and the current ocupants are not happy about an unexpected visitor.

*teleports back*Hey crazywolf thanks for interduceing me to my new friend.That was very nice of you.when we go to the mead hall i'll get you an ale

"Speaking of dropping incredibly, these teleporters are really starting to PISS ME OFF!" Felix walks out of the room. A few seconds later he rolls in a giant keg of ale, and kicks a few mugs inside. He fills up a mug for his lord and himself, then drinks happily seeming to forgot his anger just moments ago.

 

Zynk approves of the ale

deciding to make an end to this all hendrik activates a disruptorbeacon as he charges arez. the whelp scared of his impending doom tries to activate his teleporter but the disruptorbeacon stops every signal. the last thing the whelp saw as he looked up was hendrik jumping up and hendriks fist coming down with all his might right into his face.

all went black before him as the pup pummeled to the ground, knocked out unconsious immediatly.

 

 

 

when arez woke up he felt cold. something felt changed. as he stood up and his vision started to come back he noticed what he was missing. where once his armour with incorporated teleporter had been now was only a loincloth.

staring around him the pup suddently noticed hendrik, and a new necklace with a grey-adamantium looking cube around his neck. next to him lay a standard MK VII power armour."now get dressed pup, and learn to fight as russ intended instead of always running of. and there's no point in looking for a new teleporter, lord rags himself has ordered a disruptorbeacon to be active in every room since he got tired of a whelp stealing his sigars. besides, the old one is pretty safe" touching the metalic cube on his new necklace :D

deciding to make an end to this all hendrik activates a disruptorbeacon as he charges arez. the whelp scared of his impending doom tries to activate his teleporter but the disruptorbeacon stops every signal. the last thing the whelp saw as he looked up was hendrik jumping up and hendriks fist coming down with all his might right into his face.

all went black before him as the pup pummeled to the ground, knocked out unconsious immediatly.

 

 

 

when arez woke up he felt cold. something felt changed. as he stood up and his vision started to come back he noticed what he was missing. where once his armour with incorporated teleporter had been now was only a loincloth.

staring around him the pup suddently noticed hendrik, and a new necklace with a grey-adamantium looking cube around his neck. next to him lay a standard MK VII power armour."now get dressed pup, and learn to fight as russ intended instead of always running of. and there's no point in looking for a new teleporter, lord rags himself has ordered a disruptorbeacon to be active in every room since he got tired of a whelp stealing his sigars. besides, the old one is pretty safe" touching the metalic cube on his new necklace ;)

Your in trouble now.Cause i have to call my Priests to make my armor combat ready again.and it wasnt me that was taking his cigars.There are others that belong to my company here.Each of us has a teleporter.

 

*walks over to my armor*Well i can put this on now

*gets a vox unit and starts talking*Its Arez i need an Iron Priest and runepriest here.No Its not battle damgage.No a grey hunter took out my teleporter.*looks at my armor*Yup needto be replaced.No distrupter beacon.Ok

 

 

Better hand over the teleporter Hendrik.im asking.my priests wont.

you mean this compressed cube of metal that used to be your armour? besides, what's to worry about, i've ork warlords in combat, both more cunning, tougher and stronger then you whelp! you think you can impress me with just using words? bah! you think you know some combat techniques? this old git invented those techniques! now fall in line whelp and start sparring against some of your fellow claws! you could use the exercise!

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