You know you're an Imperial Guardsman when...

[Warhead01]

When the frag missile is one of your favorites because you don't have to miss! er, I mean roll to hit!

[WarriorFish]

You mean frag rocket right? :P

[Kilofix]

I startle people on the sidewalk when I yell "Move, Move, Move!!".

[librisrouge]

...when you startle the Ork player by shouting "Bring It Down!" louder than he said "Waaaaagghhhhh!"

[Andhil]

When you imagine how everything would be better if you had a Leman instead of a car. No Traffic Jams, No Road Rage (nobody cuts of a Tank, and flashing you lights is, as a rule, answered with a flash of the Cannon.) and, most importantly, no speeding tickets!

[WarriorFish]

"Out the way I'm bigger than you"! Why stop there, jump in the Baneblade and hog the entire motorway! :P

[librisrouge]

...when the idea that Russ might begin at 120 points gets you very, very excited.

 

...when you argue with the Space Wolf player that you're more loyal to their primarch than they are. Yeh, look all of my vehicles are named after him!

[Olis]

... when you realise shooting your own commissar might improve your chances of survival by a factor of about twenty.

[Ginsu33]

...large groups of drunks looking for trouble make you feel like a Guardsman against a pack of Orks.

  .....the above comparison encourages you to stand your ground.

 

....Guilt becomes your own commissar.

[Brother Paen]

you live for look on the Ork players face when you... outnumber him / have accurate Artillery /  and the flamers all flicker on.

[Kilofix]

I save all the shipping boxes and packing material from my GW and FW orders so that I can perform battlefield repairs to my armor.

[march10k]

...when you paint your army olive drab so you can show that poncey ork player what a REAL green tide looks like

 

When your opponent says he has three storm chickens in reserve, and you smile and deploy six hydras.

 

When your opponent cheats on his run move, and you just think to yourself "FRFSRF!"

 

When your opponent complains that you brought too many bodies, and you retort that he didn't bring enough bullets.

[librisrouge]

...when you see the new cc upgrade costs and wonder what the big deal is. IG don't fight in melee any way.

[Riptor]

The 1,500 point list you 'threw together' ends up as 218 infantry, a Vendetta and an ADL... and seems like a viable tactic.

[Angrypantz]

when you complain that you can't give a lasgun to your sgts even when there is a bolter in the wargear section that is infinitely better. 

[Minsc]

When your opponent complains that you brought too many bodies, and you retort that he didn't bring enough bullets.

 

I'm so gonna steal that one, thanks. ;)

[librisrouge]

When you look at your army and think, "Dang, only four main tanks." Despite still having more bodies than your opponent.

[Thunderhawk3015]

...when you argue with the Space Wolf player that you're more loyal to their primarch than they are. Yeh, look all of my vehicles are named after him!

Stealing this for some arguments.

 

That said, your better pass your "move, move, move" order or you might be caught in a sweeping advance. ;)

[FashaTheDog]

If you agree welcome to the Guard:

http://s9.postimg.org/6dp8pxy5b/Don_t_get_a_save.jpg

[Templar1]

... when while playing your space marine alt list you mistakenly assume your Rhinos have the Amphibious rule.

... when the phrase "Fix Bayonets" is sexually arousing.

[Sviar]

When you in your spare time thinking how many Lasgun shoots it takes to kill 5 Terminators. The correct answer is 183 Lasgunshots according to mathhammer.

[CyderPirate]

When you in your spare time thinking how many Lasgun shoots it takes to kill 5 Terminators. The correct answer is 183 Lasgunshots according to mathhammer.

 So, one about one volley with a proper squad.

[Raulmichile]

...when you paint your army olive drab so you can show that poncey ork player what a REAL green tide looks like.

This.

 

When after doing a 1500pts list with 100+ grunts, 15HW, 20 specials, 2 Chimeras, 3LRs and 2 artillery pieces you are still afraid it may not be enough to cover a weak flank in your line.

 

When you have enough patience to (every game) unload 150 minis from their case and purposefully put them back in their very same slot with a smile in your face.

[librisrouge]

... when while playing your space marine alt list you mistakenly assume your Rhinos have the Amphibious rule.

... when the phrase "Fix Bayonets" is sexually arousing.

...when you know that the proper command is 'affix bayonets' and yes, yes it is.

[librisrouge]

When you lose two games in a row when playing an experimental list and walk away thinking "Clearly I just needed more tanks and less suck on the table."