Father Mehman Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 ... you're afraid to question an instruction booklet for fear the commissar will hear about it. ... you still wake up at 500am even though they mustered you out long ago. ... a sound wakes you in the middle of the night and instinctively go for your flashlight for self-defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Paen Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 ...you can tell by smell, or pattern of footsteps, that the Commisar is coming. you're a Veteran if you can leave the area before he gets there ! you're a Catachan if the Commisar disappears,.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 11, 2015 Author Share Posted February 11, 2015 you're a Catachan if the Commisar disappears,.... If you're a Catachan, the Commissar never arrived. Strange how that keeps happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 you're a Catachan if the Commisar disappears,.... If you're a Catachan, the Commissar never arrived. Strange how that keeps happening. Catachan Private: "Commissar? What's that, some kind of fancy new knife?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 12, 2015 Author Share Posted February 12, 2015 you're a Catachan if the Commisar disappears,.... If you're a Catachan, the Commissar never arrived. Strange how that keeps happening. Catachan Private: "Commissar? What's that, some kind of fancy new knife?" Too unbelievable an excuse. Catachans know every kind of knife there is and a few that aren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 ...You wonder why Hurricane Lasguns aren't a Vehicle Weapon option on everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 ...You wonder why Hurricane Lasguns aren't a Vehicle Weapon option on everything. THIS. MUST. HAPPEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Isn't that normally called a conscript squad? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 ...You wonder why Hurricane Lasguns aren't a Vehicle Weapon option on everything. THIS. MUST. HAPPEN. Yes, yes it must. Isn't that normally called a conscript squad? No, but suddenly it seems like the exact kind of squad support weapon they should have... ...when you hum "Ride of the Valkyries" because your deep striking 'paratroopers' are coming in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Mehman Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 ...when you refer to WarriorFish as "Lord Commissar". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 You will go far Meh :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simison Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 You know you're an Imperial Guardsman when you're looking at a Predator and all of its variants and can't help but think 'Would rather have a Leman Russ.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 You know you're an Imperial Guardsman when you look at Predators and think there should be a "light tank" vehicle type ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 You know you're an Imperial Guardsman when you look at Predators and can't tell them apart from all the other wreck enemy vehicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 26, 2015 Author Share Posted February 26, 2015 ...when you plan on adding twenty Kasrkin to your forces and quickly end up with 51 models. We don't do things halfway here in the guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 ...when you plan on adding twenty Kasrkin to your forces and quickly end up with 51 models. We don't do things halfway here in the guard. Halfway? I'm not familiar with that word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Don't bother with a Hurricane lasgun. Just design a mount for two twin-linked multi-lasers. The result should look something like the Spartan assault tank's quad lascannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Your guardsmen refer to the Rhino and its brothers (Razorbacks, Whirlwinds, Vindicators, Predators) as "baby tanks." Then the Iron Hands show up, with a Leman Russ Vanquisher's turret shoehorned into a Predator's hull. Your guardsmen can't help but ask if the Space Marines are compensating for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 ...when you plan on adding twenty Kasrkin to your forces and quickly end up with 51 models. We don't do things halfway here in the guard.Halfway? I'm not familiar with that word... Halfway is how far the enemy get across the table before being annihilated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigted Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 ...when you plan on adding twenty Kasrkin to your forces and quickly end up with 51 models. We don't do things halfway here in the guard.Halfway? I'm not familiar with that word... Halfway is how far the enemy get across the table before being annihilated A true guardsman would have destroyed the enemy army with artillery before the battle started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 That wouldn't make for very interesting 40k games :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 27, 2015 Author Share Posted February 27, 2015 That wouldn't make for very interesting 40k games I don't know, I'm interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 For your opponents, I should have clarified :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Your guardsmen proclaim Duke Nukem as their patron saint. Their battle cry is "Power armor is for pansies!" when fighting the Astartes and the Tau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Antonius Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 You know your an Imperial Guardsman when... Your best option to stop enemy monstrous creatures is to swamp it with as many conscripts as you can muster until your lumbering behemoths can get line of sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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