Andhil Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 When you lose a game, you still smile stating that your army was just the Vanguard of the Imperial forces on the planet. And if your opponent disputes this (by saying that he killed the Vanguard 2 weeks ago, and the main force 4 days ago.), you simply say that these guys were a diversion to keep them occupied until.....Exterminatus! The Imperium always wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 ...When you change from Tau because they weren't shooty enough. ...When a Tau player tells you they're the master of ranged warfare, you laugh...from across the room...behind your Basilisks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sviar Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 When thinking of starting a new chapter and end up painting more infantry squads. When there is always a next wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raulmichile Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 When you find satisfaction in skipping your movement phase whatsoever to grab a bucket of dice and templates and begin shooting like maniac. "There is no need to move, my boys are already in position. Now let's shoot the bejesus out of those guys MMMMUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 When you find satisfaction in skipping your movement phase whatsoever to grab a bucket of dice and templates and begin shooting like maniac. "There is no need to move, my boys are already in position. Now let's shoot the bejesus out of those guys MMMMUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" But how do you make bayonet charges across no man's land with a hundred Guardsmen, a few Cyclops, and some Death Riders under covering artillery fire if you forgo movement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raulmichile Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 When you find satisfaction in skipping your movement phase whatsoever to grab a bucket of dice and templates and begin shooting like maniac. "There is no need to move, my boys are already in position. Now let's shoot the bejesus out of those guys MMMMUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" But how do you make bayonet charges across no man's land with a hundred Guardsmen, a few Cyclops, and some Death Riders under covering artillery fire if you forgo movement? He he, you don't need to charge if after a salvo there is nothing standing against you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 When you find satisfaction in skipping your movement phase whatsoever to grab a bucket of dice and templates and begin shooting like maniac. "There is no need to move, my boys are already in position. Now let's shoot the bejesus out of those guys MMMMUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" But how do you make bayonet charges across no man's land with a hundred Guardsmen, a few Cyclops, and some Death Riders under covering artillery fire if you forgo movement? He he, you don't need to charge if after a salvo there is nothing standing against you... Oh course you do. You bombard the enemy stronghold for 10 years; 5 years after they offered unconditional surrender and two years after all signs of life have ceased. After that you then charge in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raulmichile Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Well, I guess I have to move at some time after all, at least to see if there is something still moving. If this counts as charging I then stand corrected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 When you look at your total collection after being boxed up, smile a bit at yourself, and then stand aghast as your wife tells you that you should get rid of some stuff because you have so much. There is no 'enough.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 ...when you play as another army and are disappointed by the shortness of your shooting phase and how few units you have. At least I got to stab things, that was fun...I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilofix Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 When.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted July 4, 2014 Author Share Posted July 4, 2014 ...when that isn't nearly as intimidating since you have at least three ordinance shots and 12+ plasmaguns in range. First one is free friend, then you pay :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumour Control Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 When you cause 52 wounds on a 10 man terminator squad with your thudd gun battery because there was nothing else to shoot at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 When you cause 52 wounds on a 10 man terminator squad with your thudd gun battery because there was nothing else to shoot at. Actually Terminators are really not a bad target due to the volume of saves you will force them to fail as typically your other options will be standard Marines or Scouts. Pinning the Terminator's lone survivor afterwards is then just a hilarious insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Sadly Barrage no longer has Pinning as standard, but There's An Order For That! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Sadly Barrage no longer has Pinning as standard, but There's An Order For That! Thudd guns have that -1 to pinning rule that no longer does anything. Oh Forgeworld, my Krieg need to to release new Thudd Gun rules quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Suppressive Fire'll get them back to normal in no time if you want that. Given that Pinning now negates Overwatch, it makes sense that they pare back how often it appears now. Even Snipers don't get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Suppressive Fire'll get them back to normal in no time if you want that. Given that Pinning now negates Overwatch, it makes sense that they pare back how often it appears now. Even Snipers don't get it! Krieg don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Krieg don't what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Krieg don't what? Krieg lacks the ability to order pinning, which means the special rule on Thudd Guns does nothing for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander_Moustache Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 The forge world armies dont have the new orders yet. Back to the thread... When you need to take two dice sets for your turn. When you wish "FIX BEYONETTS!" was a proper order (come on gw, hammer of wrath for models with lasguns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 The forge world armies dont have the new orders yet. Back to the thread... When you need to take two dice sets for your turn. When you wish "FIX BEYONETTS!" was a proper order (come on gw, hammer of wrath for models with lasguns) Two dice sets? Clearly your sets are far too small. A proper combined platoon will have a sergeant and special weapon armed Guardsman in each of the five squads making 120 shots the most you can Front Rank Fire, Second Rank Fire giving you five extra dice for those five sergeants' laspistols you didn't bother upgrading. Incidentally, the Mechanicum dice set just so happened to have 125 dice in it; coincidence, I believe it to be one of the blessings of the Omnissiah. As for an Affix Bayonets order, that would be a great Krieg specific order. Now we must all email Forgeworld requesting that it happens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 I bought the Apocalypse 125 dice set ages ago. Only with the Guard have I begun to use a decent amount of it. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumour Control Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 I must email them again to see when the likelyhood of some updated rules will be coming our way, my kreig are twiddling their thumbs while the steel legion get some attention. I tried using them with the new codex but it just wasn't the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 When your challenged by a friend to make a list with "More models. You never field a lot of guys." and the end list has 285ish guys at 1850 because...that is just how IG roll :) Now I just need desperately to buy another hundred men or so :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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