Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Decided to resurrect this thread, and see if we can take it as far as the Black Templars and the Adepta Sororitas. Please don't copy lines from the "You know you're a son of Ferrus when..." thread. You know you're an Iron Hand when Flash Gitz publicly acknowledge you have more dakka than they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Michael Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 You know you're an Iron Hand when you have more cyber than a necron. Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 When the reason Necrons keep attacking your forces, is because your many augmetic organs confused them- the foul xenos think you're a C'tan shard, which they must contain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 When you make a member of the Ork Kult of Speed say, "Da red wunz do not go fasta! Da wunz dat got da white hand do!" in the split-second before you crush the xeno's insult to the Omnissiah beneath your tank's mighty tracks. Yes, you can even do that to the xeno's flyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 When your idea of a "Sternguard Veteran Squad" is seven Vindicator siege tanks, plus three Hunters and/or Stalkers to defend them from enemy flyers. When your idea of a "Vanguard Veteran Squad" is seven Stormtalon gunships, plus three Stormhawk interceptors to dogfight enemy flyers. Despite committing the sin of existing in Man's galaxy, you must admit the Ork concept of "more dakka" is valid. foamy248 and librisrouge 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderPirate Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 When you can't get through airport security without your augmetics setting off the alarm. SickSix and Ordo Machinum 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordo Machinum Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 ... when you mutter "the flesh is weak" as you eat your breakfast cereal. Endova, Saint_Michael and 40Kcollector 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordo Machinum Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 ... when you see Marvel's Iron Man and think, "what a gawdy poser." ... when you see Marvel's War Machine and think, "he's got potential." Saint_Michael, 40Kcollector, SickSix and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapterMasterYed Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You think a tactical squad is 10 Dreadnoughts Aothaine, Timur, Filius and 9 others 12 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Michael Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You think a tactical squad is 10 Dreadnoughts When you think a tactical squad of 10 dreadnoughts is a good start... Bjorn Firewalker, Aothaine, Filius and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Hands Fanatic Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 When you refer to your allied Imperial Guard as 'target practice' Ordo Machinum, Saint_Michael and CyderPirate 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 When you cannot see the colors pink and purple, without flying into violent rage that someone would dare bear the colors of Ferrus Manus' murderer (Fulgrim). Saint_Michael and Ordo Machinum 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Michael Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 When you get excited because your arm gets blown off, because you were just looking at new upgrades. Endova, CyderPirate, Honda and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 When you ask a Techmarine to make a boltgun-flamer-chainfist combination weapon, so you can match a Traitor Marine shot-for-shot and blow-for-blow, the Techmarine says, "Great idea! Give me a couple hours to acquire and assemble the components!" instead of the "Are you out of your ing mind?!" one would receive from a lesser Chapter's Techmarines. Saint_Michael 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daimyo-Phaeron Lenoch Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 You know you're an Iron Hand when you think that thirty Whirlwinds is barely enough for one devastator squad, and you need another two dozen to even approach acceptable levels of firepower. Bjorn Firewalker, Skalpynock and Ordo Machinum 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ordo Machinum Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 ... when you tell your optometrist that you are ready for your "optical upgrade". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Michael Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 ...When the destruction of an entire solar system is seen as a good start to ending the xenos threat. Bjorn Firewalker 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skalpynock Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 When you list "dreadnought internment" as part of the initiation rites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapterMasterYed Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Whenever you get an injury in real life, you roll a D6 to see if it hurts or not. Machine God, CyderPirate, 40Kcollector and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapterMasterYed Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 When you have been driving the same crappy car for 17 years because IT WILL NOT DIE CyderPirate, Xthanitos and Ordo Machinum 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 When you have been driving the same crappy car for 17 years because IT WILL NOT DIEWhen you chrome-plate the entire vehicle (minus the tires and/or treads) to honor its Machine Spirit. When you view nickel and chrome as a precious metals for the number of arms, armor, and vehicles whose Machine Spirits must be honored. 40Kcollector 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freman Bloodglaive Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 ...if you've stopped pounding the table when frustrated, because you're running out of tables. 40Kcollector and Ordo Machinum 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 ...if you've stopped pounding the table when frustrated, because you're running out of tables.If you make a table out of living metal salvaged from defeated Necrons, the xenos' heads- with expressions of terror frozen upon their otherwise blank faces, for you have forced the emotionless xenos to relearn how to feel fear- at the ends of the tablelegs. Fear the wrath of iron- the anger a son of Ferrus Manus will bring upon all enemies of the Imperium! Freman Bloodglaive 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomMarine Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 When you have 10 dreads,15 battle tanks,30 terminators but only 40 marines in power armour and no FA choices. Blood Shadow 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Firewalker Posted January 19, 2017 Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 When your Techmarine keeps shoehorning bigger, more powerful guns into your tanks, your walkers, your flyers- and he keeps SUCCEEDING. Librarian Kex 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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