You know you're an Iron Hand when...

[Bjorn Firewalker]

A Titan Princeps sings, "

" in battle.

 

You can sing, "Chicks dig me!" because the sum of all your augmentations mean YOU ARE A GIANT ROBOT.

Iron Father Pax (grinding a Chaos Titan's wreckage to scrap beneath his feet): "Weakling."

Edited June 22, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

Trucks are fun.

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

You know you’re an Iron Hans when you suddenly find yourself falling for your mobile device.

[clanfield]

when your at the doctors sitting there loatheing yourself

[Bjorn Firewalker]

when your at the doctors sitting there loatheing yourself

Shouldn't you be at the mechanic's instead?

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

You meant Father of the Future though .

[clanfield]

ok you know your an iron hand when your head wont interface with your microwave toothbrush :P

[Bjorn Firewalker]

You insist everything you have must also be a gun, so no enemy will ever catch you unawares, or outgun you.

 

Including your smartphone.

Your pen.

Edited July 31, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[Bjorn Firewalker]

Your credit card.

And your gun- combi-weapons are so useful.

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

... when you’re just a wee lad and understand the binary code ...

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

Did I ever say this is muh favoreet four I’m ?

[Hevra]

...when you have an elective amputation and replace the missing bits with metal

 

 

(I am just starting playing in 9th edition and the chapter choice seemed obvious - plus I have to paint with my wrong hand so a black colour scheme seems forgiving :D)

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

You know when you just wanna drink a bucket of motor weight oil.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

Your Bladeguard members' primary weapons are not swords (though they are retained as secondary weapons), they are missile launchers launching missiles with multiple extendable sword blades.

Ork Warboss (after the "Bladeguard missile" sends his choppa- clenched in his disembodied hand- flying to his rear): "No fair! Shootaz ain't supposed to be choppy!"

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

That’s cheating though ...

[Bjorn Firewalker]

As an Iron Hands Librarian, your greatest ambition is NOT to be interred in a mere Librarian Dreadnought sarcophagus- those are for Sanguinius' sons, and you are one of Ferrus Manus' sons.

 

It's to be interred in a Macross pattern self-propelled star fort sarcophagus, for which you are capable of serving as Navigator.

(Notes for those unfamiliar with The Super Dimension Fortress Macross or its Americanized adaptation, Robotech: The ship is kilometers in length. It mounts twin energy weapons capable of destroying entire enemy fleets with one shot, in addition to multiple antiship and antiaircraft guns. It has hangar facilities for hundreds of fighter-bombers. It can transform into a giant robot and engage enemy warships in hand-to-hand combat.)

Edited December 9, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

That’s cheating. :D

[Bjorn Firewalker]

That’s cheating.

The Iron Hands are not playing games, they are fighting wars. In war, there is no fair play or cheating, there is only winning and losing- and as Ferrus Manus' sons and the Emperor's loyal subjects, our duty demands we always play to WIN.

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

Okay then I sure wanna meet that psyker. On the flip side you know yer a Templar when you wanna kill it.

[Bjorn Firewalker]

When your Drill Sergeant orders you and your battle-brothers to "Fight as one!" you implant connection pegs and/or sockets in your bodies.

"Combat Squad Icon, combine into Bruticus!"

Edited September 30, 2020 by Bjorn Firewalker

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

‘We don’t need no more sockets !"

[RandomMarine]

When your entire shopping list for new codex is tanks and techmarines

[Bjorn Firewalker]

Your idea of a "Thanksgiving turkey" is the Tau drone recovered from a battlefield. No, you're not going to become a heretek and commit the sin of reverse-engineering, you're examining the xenos artifact for weaknesses you may exploit, e.g., jamming communications between the drones and their controllers- ideally, confuse their IFF systems so the drones will attack the very xenos they were built to protect.

[9x19 Parabellum]

Man...no activity in this subforum for 2 full weeks??? What's up with that?

[BLACK BLΠFLY]

Maybe it was modded.