[BC] The Blackest Heart (OOC)

[FabiusV4lcoran]

Doom doom de-doomy-doomy-doom.  The end.  OO wats that?!

[FabiusV4lcoran]

@Lysimachus what am I looking at for challenge rating on this?  -10?  Less?

[Lysimachus]

1 hour ago, FabiusV4lcoran said:

@Lysimachus what am I looking at for challenge rating on this?  -10?  Less?

 

 As per IC, Target 70 for each roll, and as many Rounds/ rolls as needed to Hit 4 cumulative DoS. You might even get it all in the first roll!

 

 

[FabiusV4lcoran]

1 hour ago, Lysimachus said:

 

 As per IC, Target 70 for each roll, and as many Rounds/ rolls as needed to Hit 4 cumulative DoS. You might even get it all in the first roll!

 

 

Oop, that's what I get for 'reading' during family time.  Mah bad.  

[Mazer Rackham]

9 hours ago, FabiusV4lcoran said:

Oop, that's what I get for 'reading' during family time.  Mah bad.  

 

Read after family time. 

 

You know, like when you're defusing a bomb or something. Steady the nerves.

[Necronaut]

3 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

 

Read after family time. 

 

You know, like when you're defusing a bomb or something. Steady the nerves.

 

Buncha amateurs can't defuse a bomb with one hand while changing a diaper with the other. Now is that wire actually green, or...

[Mazer Rackham]

*Shuffles papers before laying them flat*

 

'This just in from our front-line reporter, a man has been charged with making explosive nappies and plugging himself into the electrical grid. Reports indicate the suspect is extremely  confused, and hot under the collar. We do not believe the man was qualified to undertake any of the tasks we've mentioned. More at eleven.'

 

*Commercial*

[Machine God]

19 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

*Shuffles papers before laying them flat*

 

'This just in from our front-line reporter, a man has been charged with making explosive nappies and plugging himself into the electrical grid. Reports indicate the suspect is extremely  confused, and hot under the collar. We do not believe the man was qualified to undertake any of the tasks we've mentioned. More at eleven.'

 

*Commercial*

 

"Do you want to know more?" 

 

 

 

 

[Mazer Rackham]

2 minutes ago, Machine God said:

"Do you want to know more?" 

 

Uh, given the topic - no.

 

No, I don't. 

[Machine God]

4 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

 

Read after family time. 

 

You know, like when you're defusing a bomb or something. Steady the nerves.

 

Obviously the Baby cannot read, but he was in a Red Zone so it was fast and the Diaper was White hence no stopping. 

 

 

 

 

 

[FabiusV4lcoran]

1 hour ago, Machine God said:

 

Obviously the Baby cannot read, but he was in a Red Zone so it was fast and the Diaper was White hence no stopping. 

 

 

 

 

 

We DO use the "Tuck and Roll" Method at morning drop-off.  Always have; my kids have ceramite skin now.

[Mazer Rackham]

12 minutes ago, FabiusV4lcoran said:

We DO use the "Tuck and Roll" Method at morning drop-off.  Always have; my kids have ceramite skin now.

 

Well I'm glad you have experience, because if those missiles aren't shot down behind that shuttle you'll be showin' us yokels those cat-like moves! 

[FabiusV4lcoran]

Edited yesterday at 06:40 PM by FabiusV4lcoran

[Mazer Rackham]

My sincerest thanks to Mr Lysimachus for giving our newest crazynauts a good romp! A good outing as Games Director, methinks.

 

I think he's right about Corruption, but after killing those noble and just lawmen - who did thier duty to the Emperor unto death in the face of the scrofulous beggars, misaligned fools and talons of the forsaken, D10 Corruption is certainly worthy!

 

Take heed to the rest of his post gentlemen, for he is correct regarding XP etc. 

 

CP Gains:

• Obidiah: 6
• Atesh: 4

Truly the dark gods are fickle. If you hit a threshold with these rewards gentlemen, go ahead and shout up, and I will roll them.

 

@Necronaut and @A.T., it's weapons free in the IC for you.

[FabiusV4lcoran]

@Lysimachus THANKS FOR THE AMAZING PRISON BREAK!  I really enjoyed it; I'm so glad I found y'all!!!  Seriously, I've been raving and annoying my wife with how much I've enjoyed this so far.

 

 

Pardon but I like to be clear to avoid mistakes:  RE the 2500 exp, if I spent 1k earlier, I have 1500 to spend now is what he meant by the 2500 inclusive of spents.  Correct?

 

As far as corruption is concerned, I need to do some research on thresholds but I updated the charsheet.  I'll happily fix any errors.

[A.T.]

Well it's going to take a little time for Xerxes to get his manufacturing facilities up to full speed - but in the meantime he has wares if traitors have coin...

 

Currently in stock for the astartes he has enough parts to make a stab at putting together a combi-bolter, a classic traitor legion status symbol for anyone wanting to trade up.

For the mortals he has las-weapons of many shapes and sizes, and a special on fixing leaky void suits.

 

 

Will accept trade, debts of obligation, and borrowed infamy :p

[FabiusV4lcoran]

[Mazer Rackham]

30 minutes ago, FabiusV4lcoran said:

Pardon but I like to be clear to avoid mistakes:  RE the 2500 exp, if I spent 1k earlier, I have 1500 to spend now is what he meant by the 2500 inclusive of spends.  Correct?

 

Correct.

 

Your Corruption Thresholds are every 10 CP (so 10, 20, 30 etc). You run the gauntlet of mutations. For Marines it's 10, 30, 50 etc).

[FabiusV4lcoran]

1 hour ago, Mazer Rackham said:

 

Correct.

 

Your Corruption Thresholds are every 10 CP (so 10, 20, 30 etc). You run the gauntlet of mutations. For Marines it's 10, 30, 50 etc).

Okay cool.....I'll have tentacles within the fortnight!  

 

Who wants to do a betting pool?!  jk

[Mazer Rackham]

Just as a baseline note, gentlemen, Compacts can come from anywhere. For example, I'd strongly encourage AT to work with me/fabricate his own devious plans, and issue Players who ask for the moon with at least a Tertiary Objective to go and get the Crystal of Absolute Trouser-bagging so they can get aircon in their helmet.

 

If you fluff the Infamy Test for Acquisitions, we begin the web of favours owed and debt repaid.

 

Nothing is free in the service of your own agendas. Not even your souls.

 

Speaking of Tertiary Objectives, Kraggan gains + 2 Infamy.

 

So far, I've cleared Lysi and Necro for requests, and they will bring them to Xerxes with what we agreed, IC. I expect sucking of air through teeth and the words 'it'll cost you'.

 

Edited 12 hours ago by Mazer Rackham
Requests.

[Iron Father Ferrum]

That was fun!  I'm looking forward to the keeping it going!

 

I spent the rest of my XP and updated my CP total (not enough for a check yet).  Aside from the gun cutter itself, what kind of nifty Arbites gear did we pick up?

[Mazer Rackham]

A box of doughnuts (the frosted kind), two human-scale shotguns, 12 shells for them, and the Summer Edition of Battle Sister Uncovered (slightly...water...damaged).

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Mazer Rackham

[Iron Father Ferrum]

4 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

A box of doughnuts (the frosted kind), two human-scale shotguns, 12 shells for them, and the Summer Edition of Battle Sister Uncovered (slightly...water...damaged).