You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Castellan Doren]

When you use this opportunity to update your forum name. To remind others you are a Black Templar anywhere you go.

[Lysere]

When your opponent attempts to take control of one of your models each turn with treason of tzeentch and fails every single time.

 

When your champion is in combat by turn two and stays in combat for the rest of the game, and claims four times his points.

[Kastor Krieg]

When you're a Moderati and even other Moderati tell you off for too much zeal (I recognize thee, Brother Honda!).

[M@verik115]

When you're a Moderati and even other Moderati tell you off for too much zeal (I recognize thee, Brother Honda!).

I've been told off by Dark Angel Moderati on many occasions, but since they are in fact a traitor legion, they have no power here :P 

[Castellan Cynebald]

When a customer at work lives at Crusader Place, and you smile immediately...

When your painting learning experience is how do I make it blacker?

When your army list is based around how many Land Raider Crusaders you can fit.

 

[Bjorn Firewalker]

 

 

When you're a Moderati and even other Moderati tell you off for too much zeal (I recognize thee, Brother Honda!).

I've been told off by Dark Angel Moderati on many occasions, but since they are in fact a traitor legion, they have no power here :P

I doubt I'm the only one to say, "Screw the Dark Angels and all their successors!"

[Kastor Krieg]

 

 

When you're a Moderati and even other Moderati tell you off for too much zeal (I recognize thee, Brother Honda!).

I've been told off by Dark Angel Moderati on many occasions, but since they are in fact a traitor legion, they have no power here

I doubt I'm the only one to say, "Screw the Dark Angels and all their successors!"

Ew.

[M@verik115]

I was just having a game with a black legion friend when he asks me if my black templars chaplain is a psyker....

The black templars rage was so great that he was utterly tabled, I lost 3 initiates for the whole game and in addition my emperors champion butchered both his chaos lord and sorcerer in close combat. 

 

Justice was served...

[Bjorn Firewalker]

Did the Emperor's Champion win by swinging the Chaos Lord's corpse like an oversized crozius, to bludgeon the sorceror to death? Edited June 24, 2017 by Bjorn Firewalker

[M@verik115]

Did the Emperor's Champion win by swinging the Chaos Lord's corpse like an oversized crozius, to bludgeon the sorceror to death?

You know... that is exactly how I remember it happening ;) 

[BT_Cennar]

..when you realize this  Topic is  2 topics away from ending  on the second Page of the sub-forum and you just post this nonsense to push it up again.

[Lippy]

Now that's commitment Cennar!

[Kastor Krieg]

When we do not need nonsense, only + ZEAL + to push this thread onwards, Crusading Eternally

When you made a joke challenge about an Imperial Fists successor poll and we scored 100+ votes when IF / CF were left in 'teens and others did not even break 10.

Edited June 26, 2017 by Kastor Krieg

[Marshal Arthur]

When you play a mega battle at your game shop but instead of securing the plethora of objectives in the middle of the board you and another Templar player agree to Crusade against the blob of xenos sitting in a corner. They weren't in a position to threaten an objective and they had superior firepower but we were playing sustained assault so our crusader squads just kept running up the board.

[Marshal Mattias]

...when you always play the objective.

 

(For any lesser chapters reading this, the objective is always;

Burn the witch, purge the mutant, slay the heretic, annihilate the xenos and kill the traitor.

Secondary objective is Crusade Eternally, but we never have a problem with that either. Style points are awarded for duelling the warlord, revving chainswords and leaving the table clearer than a daemonworld after exterminatus).

[CantusMaximGloria]

When said objectives are always deep in enemy territory to facilitate our primary objectives as described by Marshal Mattias.

[DBadger]

...you try and take a photo at night and it just looks like a locked character in a video game. Edited June 28, 2017 by DBadger

[Castellan Doren]

Wait, hold up...

 

This game has objectives other than kill everything not a Templar?

[Knight of the Raven]

You know you're a Black Templar when people come to you when they need a synonym for 'to kill' and you then go into great details about each nuance and difference between every single one of them in existence, including those in languages you have never studied or even heard about.

 

Wait, hold up...

This game has objectives other than kill everything not a Templar?

Well, we're not supposed to kill allied Sons of Dorn if we can help it.

Edited June 28, 2017 by Knight of the Raven

[Castellan Doren]

 

 

Wait, hold up...

 

This game has objectives other than kill everything not a Templar?

Well, we're not supposed to kill allied Sons of Dorn if we can help it.

All Sons of Dorn are Templars, in denial.

[Lysere]

You take the Emperor's Champion in a 2k game and he claims three character kills in combat (including the warlord) and then charges an imperial knight with him. He didn't win that fight but still.

 

Also round two of most powers just failing when trying to debuff my marines.

[SWORD BROTHER RYAN]

if your spouse says that they call it 40K because that's how much you're going to spend on your BT and you agree!

[Castellan Doren]

When gaming is cancelled due to renovations, and your first thought is where else can I get my crusade on. Your second is, to paint more crusaders.

 

I chose to paint. I'm almost to 1500.

[M@verik115]

When you start doing business with the actual priory of the order of st John, because they too are black templars ;) 

[Kastellan Kong]

 

 

Wait, hold up...

This game has objectives other than kill everything not a Templar?

Well, we're not supposed to kill allied Sons of Dorn if we can help it.

All Sons of Dorn are Templars, in denial.

... When you consider denial the worst kind of heresy.