FashaTheDog Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Spoiler for Fury film: When you watch the movie "Fury" and shed tears when the tanks machine spirit is finally snuffed out.Dude! Spoiler alert! Some of us are waiting for Netflix to pick it up (I kid, I already knew that was going to be the ending.) ...when your enemy drops their FMCs in front of your army, knowing all you have are lasguns to bring it down since everything else will either miss (it does) or are blasts. 180 shots later that Hive Tyrant went down like a brick. That was like when I went to see Titanic in the theaters and someone ruined the ending when they told me the ship sank . Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3935042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 It's at times like this I really dislike people quoting the previous posts :P Spoilers added about "Fury", so people can enjoy the film better (I've not seen it yet!). Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3935055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 What no spoiler tag for Titanic? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3935058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 No :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3935069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Bruce Willis is a ghost. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3935148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 You will be too if we don't return to the topic at hand... :P Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3935249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 ...when you put an all infantry list on the table, only to have your brother-in-law (the guy who knows you best as both a person and gamer) ask you, "You own that many models?" You only answer a straight, "Yes," before also telling him that the army you played against him with last time didn't need to contribute any personnel. Space marine players try to collect companies or chapters, I'm aiming for the lifetime goal of a regiment... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3935576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 When your opponent exclaims "how many tanks!?" and you say "I have more at home" :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3935702 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 When you get to proudly sit back from a side of the table far, far away and let your Shadowswords roll in. Who wants some plasma?! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3936429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
simison Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 When you're fielding the Fortress of Redemption as a Blood Angel against Tyranids and halfway through the battle, you think, "If only I could trade these 4 squads for 7 veteran squads, and it'd be so much better". Then the thought never goes away. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3937454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomericus Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 When you Hq and two troop choices can be your entire force and still out number and out gun your opponent Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3937708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 When you ambush your opponent from...AHEAD?! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3937765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 1, 2015 Author Share Posted February 1, 2015 When your opponent looks at your HQ and two troop choices and asks, "How many FOC choices that is that again?" "Three" "Three!!" "Three" "....IG is broken . That's something like a hundred models!" "Hundred and thirteen actually." "... " Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3937771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuardsmenBob Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 You know your Imperial Guardsmen when you think maybe if we throw more men at them they'll drown in all of the blood Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3937887 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 You actually can build a decent 2,000 point list using only 1 HQ and 2 Troops slots and can easily expand to 4,700 points without taking "unnecessary" wargear or using another FOC slot. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3938090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 When your opponent looks at your HQ and two troop choices and asks, "How many FOC choices that is that again?" "Three" "Three!!" "Three" "....IG is broken . That's something like a hundred models!" "Hundred and thirteen actually." "... " You remembered, of course, to add his tears to your jar? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3938338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeGrunt Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 When the Tyranid player charges your blob of 50 Conscripts and a Priest with a Mawloc, and discovers that not only is it now firmly tarpitted, but the blob is cheaper. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3938360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share Posted February 2, 2015 When your opponent looks at your HQ and two troop choices and asks, "How many FOC choices that is that again?" "Three" "Three!!" "Three" "....IG is broken . That's something like a hundred models!" "Hundred and thirteen actually." "... " You remembered, of course, to add his tears to your jar? Its a tasty beverage that I drink while working on Battle Reports (inbound in about a week or so.) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3938728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorFish Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 An Imperial Guardsman always collects tears Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3938873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JennifertheRedeemer Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 ...when you get to laugh maniacally whilst Father Time, the legendary Baneblade, tears up those Greenskins. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3938960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 4, 2015 Author Share Posted February 4, 2015 ...when you remake the bookmark for this forum on another computer and manually replace 'Astra Militarum' with 'Imperial Guard' Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3940671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Hadafix Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 When it takes you almost as long to set up your army as it takes to play a game. When a Bolter seems OP at times. You laugh at small elite armies and overkill. You actually enjoy painting infantry. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3940970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
librisrouge Posted February 5, 2015 Author Share Posted February 5, 2015 You actually enjoy painting infantry. ITS A BLOOD ANGEL PLAYER!!! GET 'EM! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3941002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
simison Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 You actually enjoy painting infantry. ITS A BLOOD ANGEL PLAYER!!! GET 'EM!. Who? What? Where? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3947677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolemai Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 You actually enjoy painting infantry. ITS A BLOOD ANGEL PLAYER!!! GET 'EM! Pfft, no respect. When I was a lad of just 300 Terran years old, Imperial Guardsman would address us as "My Lord"... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/288137-you-know-youre-an-imperial-guardsman-when/page/7/#findComment-3947698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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