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Aqui Venerable Brother

Aqui

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Celestine faces off with... Celestine?!
That's awkward.

 

Not really.

My Celestine model is "Actually" Annabelle Chrysanthemum, a fallen Sister of a small Convent of the Order of the Valorous Heart. Long story short, a Daemon Princess of Slaanesh tried to possess her after being nearly tortured to death by a Chaos Cult. Whilst it nearly did, another being stepped in (Saint Lucia) and she managed to cast it out. However, being so very near to death, she knew the evil would take her body over after she passed, so Saffron Sera (later first Canoness of the Order of the Dauntless Spirit) killed her (decapitation). After that, her spirit would come to this Order's aid when they need it most :smile.:
Servant of Dante Venerable Brother

Servant of Dante

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My normal logic is that when I play my sisters, the other side are the heretics (yes, even the grey knights)

 

But . . . Sisters versus sisters . . . so . . . where are the heretics?

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MrFlutterPie Veteran

MrFlutterPie

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Could have been over who loves Empy the most? Those who win clearly love him the most... while those who died in his name clearly love him the most, too!

Sounds like an Imperial Saturday morning cartoon.

 

 

It turns out if we work together using teamwork we CAN defeat the heretics.   All it took was a bit of understanding to see the other side.  Thanks to teamwork we can kill so many more of the Emperor ermines then we could alone.   Also don't forget he who does not recycle is a filthy heretic committing resource heresy.  

 

Now last one to the chapel is a rotten mutant!

 

Oh you..

 

*Both armies erupt in laughter*  

Servant of Dante Venerable Brother

Servant of Dante

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Could have been over who loves Empy the most? Those who win clearly love him the most... while those who died in his name clearly love him the most, too!

Sounds like an Imperial Saturday morning cartoon.

It turns out if we work together using teamwork we CAN defeat the heretics. All it took was a bit of understanding to see the other side. Thanks to teamwork we can kill so many more of the Emperor ermines then we could alone. Also don't forget he who does not recycle is a filthy heretic committing resource heresy.

 

Now last one to the chapel is a rotten mutant!

 

Oh you..

 

*Both armies erupt in laughter*

Awesome

 

"The treads on the land raider crush the heretics, crush the heretics, crush the heretics. The treads on the land raider crush the heretics . . ."

 

Can't take credit for that. I'm stealing from a Ciphas Cain book.

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*Furyou Miko Venerable Brother

*Furyou Miko

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I almost always justify a Mirror Match as a training exercise.

 

Then again, I always assumed that the Order of the Piercing Thorn committed ritual suicide when they realised that their exposure to warp energy was twisting their bodies, too. But maybe the rest of the story about them is in one of the Yarrick books.

Willy Pete Battle-Brother

Willy Pete

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I feel very fortunate.  After 20 years of being the only Sisters player, there are now TWO, count them, TWO other people who play Sisters.   :) 

 

 

 

I'm either dreaming, or in Heaven.  Either way, I don't want it to end.

Servant of Dante Venerable Brother

Servant of Dante

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I feel very fortunate. After 20 years of being the only Sisters player, there are now TWO, count them, TWO other people who play Sisters. :)

 

 

 

I'm either dreaming, or in Heaven. Either way, I don't want it to end.

Have fun BURNING THE HERETIC IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF HIM ON TERRA!

MrFlutterPie Veteran

MrFlutterPie

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I once walked into a game store and there was 2 other sister players hanging out. 

 

I was so shocked and surprised that I suggested we take a picture as finding 3 sisters player in one room is so rare that it was like finding a unicorn hanging out with the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot. 

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BitsHammer

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When you know every person who plays your army by name.

 

When you play party games like "stake the heretic".

 

When your campfire can be seen from space.

 

When you only sing in Latin.

MrFlutterPie Veteran

MrFlutterPie

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When you know every person who plays your army by name.

 

When you play party games like "stake the heretic".

 

When your campfire can be seen from space.

 

When you only sing in Latin.

 

The funeral pyres of the heretics piled to the heavens themselves, set ablaze so that Emperor would witness our faith from his throne on Holy Terra.

Blackarmor_redtruth Battle-Brother

Blackarmor_redtruth

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Purity s'mores I'm sure. Heat them up and then burn little flur de lis in the chocolate, say prayer, pop'em in and give thanks to the Emperor. Chew gooey goodness and listen to the heretics burn on the pyre - ahh camping (in a city your just cleansed).

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MrFlutterPie

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And then we sing hymns and tell stories about how great the Emperor is and none at all about his rockhard abs or perfect human body.

 

Yup. None at all.

 

If anyone was to even think about suggesting that our glorious Emperor did not " have rockhard abs, was not well endowed or lacked swagger" is truly a heretic.  For our magnificent Emperor excels at all things and is truly a perfect example of humanity.   

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MrFlutterPie

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ALL PRAISE THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND AND HIS GLORIOUSLY ROCKHARD CHISELLED ABS AND FIRM BUTT!

 

I mean....Ave Imperator?

 

My droopy hat just straightened out after reading that:laugh.:

 

Speaking of hats you know you are a sisters of battle player when you are SO EXCITED to finally own the original Dope Space Pope (Arch Confessor Kyrinov).

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