Zincite Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) You know you're a black templar when: - You chose a color scheme that means whatever you undercoat a model, you're gonna have to spend ages painting either the shoulder pads, or the armour. - Your codex is £5.50 less than everyone else's. (:cry:) - You believe that you're the Emperor's favorite chapter. Edited January 22, 2011 by Zincite Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2629010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Juan Juarez Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 - You believe know that you're the Emperor's favorite chapter. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2629021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotspur Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 (edited) - You write your army lists longhand. With a fountain pen. On vellum. By candlelight. In the gothic chapel you built to house your crusade. I like it. Sigged. Lets see... You know you're a BT when... You're at work, and you think of yourself as the EC killing your boss the demon prince. You write to GW at least seven times a week promising them swift and violent retribution if the BT new codex isn't the next marine dex released. When you get angry explaining AAC to opponents. You get sick to your stomach when you read about chaos in BL books. Bolters are a secondary weapon. You consider long range weapons a form of cowardice. Edited January 22, 2011 by Hotspur Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2629174 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodcrusade Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You consider long range weapons a form of cowardice. You know your a Templar when your Long-Ranged weapons have a 12" max range. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) You consider long range weapons a form of cowardice. You know your a Templar when your Long-Ranged weapons have a 2" max range. Fixed it for you. :) After all, you don't have to be in base contact to swing a sword...you just have to be in the assault. ;) Edited January 23, 2011 by KhorneHunter57x Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Wilhelm Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you're a black templar when: - You believe that you're the Emperor's favorite chapter. - You believe know that you're the Emperor's favorite chapter. You know it! :lol: Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hadrarius Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you're a black templar when 1) your lying to the local council about how many people are living in your house Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plague Angel Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you're a black templar when: - Your codex is £5.50 less than everyone else's. (:() This is a bad thing? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zincite Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) You know you're a black templar when: - Your codex is Edited January 23, 2011 by Zincite Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kassill Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you're a black templar when: - Your codex is Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Son of Russ Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 When you finally get space marine armour and realise you have no grenades When you realise you are the diet coke to the coke of the Space Wolves and so on... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Son of Russ Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Space Wolves' Wolf Armour is painted Wolf Grey using Fenrisian Wolf Paint applied with Wolf Brushes made from the finest Wolf Hair. You Know when you're a Black Templar when you can remember your chapter's name without having it written all over your weapons, armour, wargear, vehicles, underpants and the back of your eyelids. Lol i am gonna signature the space wolves part i can just imagine a factory with wolves on a conveyor belt having their tails stripped of fur. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortysl Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 In the interests of civility within these forums, i'd like to ask if any templar here would mind if i tried to get a thread like this going in the Dark Angels forum? Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630408 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedric Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) Why would we mind? Best of luck and have fun with your new FAQ! Edited January 23, 2011 by Cedric Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hadrarius Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Go for it Brother, however in the persuit of increasing inter chapter realtionships and general co-operation what did happen to the Ophidium Gulf? ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortysl Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Go for it Brother, however in the persuit of increasing inter chapter realtionships and general co-operation what did happen to the Ophidium Gulf? :) I can say unequivocally that i have no idea what you're talking about. We are nought but loyal, we would never interfere in the actions of another chapter.......... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltese Cross Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 In the interests of civility within these forums, i'd like to ask if any templar here would mind if i tried to get a thread like this going in the Dark Angels forum? What would dark angels know about being a Black Templar? :( Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630582 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Chaplain Ryld Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when your local Ad Mech dealership sells you Predators at retail minus 30% (and offers you PotMS on every vehicle :P ) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkchild130 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when non Black Templar players feel the need to post in your thread stating how awesome Black Templars are. They are the only real Space Marines. Fact. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th!rdeye Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) ...when you join your fellow templars and give the dogs some hell! http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/index.p...howtopic=220374 Edited January 23, 2011 by Th!rdeye Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain areias Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 you no your a BT player when you go into shops with a tabard on and at tournaments you bring a sword and jousting lance (damn straight) :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Mook Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) ...when you join your fellow templars and give the dogs some hell! http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/index.p...howtopic=220374 Bwahahaha. Brilliant. Also, You know you're a Black Templar when... -Unmitigated aggression isn't always the answer...But it is always an answer. Which leads us to... -You declare Crusade against a similar Space Wolf thread. Edited January 23, 2011 by Head Mook Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you're a Templar when the following rings true: For a man with a hammer, all problems start to look like nails. For a man with a sword, there are no problems, only challenges to be met with steel and faith. :) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Captain Kezef Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you are a Black Templar when you find yourself chaining your tools to your arm at work. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodcrusade Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 When you finally get space marine armour and realise you have no grenadesWhen you realise you are the diet coke to the coke of the Space Wolves and so on... Awww, you noticed I lost weight. :P You know you're a Templar when: -You throw Neophytes at the enemy instead of grenades. -You then charge them with your PowerHelmet and win the assault by 3 headbutts. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/4/#findComment-2630801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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