Sn4k30r Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You are Black Templar when : Υου watch knight -movies!! (Kingdom of heavens! ) YOu listen music that reminds you templar battles! (chosen ones-Dream evil- etc...) And of course best chapter !!! WE ARE MORE BERZERKERS ΤΗΑΝ ΚΗΟRNE!! !! Best look marines! Chains! nails! cloaks! Crosses! shields! axes! ALL ! WE ARE JUST TOP!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Rathul Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 WE ARE JUST TOP!.... No, WE ARE SPARTA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) WE ARE JUST TOP!.... No, WE ARE SPARTA!!!!! You know you're a Templar when the Shift key automatically holds itself down, in fear of the damage it would otherwise incur under your righteous keystroke. Edited January 23, 2011 by Firepower Epistaxis 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th!rdeye Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you're a Templar when the Shift key automatically holds itself down, in fear of the damage it would otherwise incur under your righteous keystroke. Well played Firepower. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Mitch Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 My god, I've laughed so hard at this thread for days, the fact that the space pups had to bump the idea and try to act cool when some templar brothers destroy them!! In fact, I have only just stopped laughing!! You know you are Black Templar when ........ -space wolf insults make you laugh -when firepower makes you laugh -when the only target area is your opponents FACE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Rathul Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) WE ARE JUST TOP!.... No, WE ARE SPARTA!!!!! You know you're a Templar when the Shift key automatically holds itself down, in fear of the damage it would otherwise incur under your righteous keystroke. Indeed, the caps lock bar is already broke ;) You know your a Black Templar when you chant the Litany of Hate at work. Edited January 23, 2011 by Brother Rathul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drac0 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You know you're a templar when you poke dogs with sticks... ...or power weapons (sorry firepower, couldn't resist) :cuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminatorinhell Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 When you fall down the stairs , stand back up and shout "DORN PROTECTS ME!" guilty though I do a DIY dorn chapter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iktenos Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Your Emperors Champion takes out a warboss and the 18 boys he was leading into the charge solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th!rdeye Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 ...you know that if the High Marshal ever wanted a fellow chapter purged for heresy, the manpower is there....and there....and over there.....and way back there on that planet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkchild130 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You know you are a Black Templar when you have 6000 battle brothers the exact amount of of brothers as laid down in the blue marine's holy codex to back you up. Darkchild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Vespasian Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) ...when you remember standing a whole lot prouder during basic training, whenever passing an apc or tank, because german military vehicles wear the cross of teutonic knights. also: ...you did military service, even so you could just have cared for old people or told the medicaes, that you aren'T any good for the army. Edited January 24, 2011 by Marshal Vespasian Arctic Dragon 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rohr Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 ...when you remember standing a whole lot prouder during basic training, whenever passing an apc or tank, because german military vehicles wear the cross of teutonic knights. also: ...you did military service, even so you could just have cared for old people or told the medicaes, that you aren'T any good for the army. God I wish I was German. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kassill Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when.... ...you refer to your Bretonnians as your "other Knight army". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctus Cornix Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when.... You realize that the Emperor does not protect you. You are to protect him. For your are his shield that shall never waver and you are his blade that shall pierce the heart of those who stand against him. you scoff at the notion of allies in apocalypse. What kind of Templar would you be if you needed the aid of lesser beings to purge the galaxy of the Emperor's enemies. Your chapter upgrade sprue to tactical marine box is 1-1... because you use that many bitz..... You dream at night for games workshop to come out with thunder blades so you may replace the hammers and fists. (We're a knight army for thrones sake!!!!) You correct your friends when they mistake crusader squads for some retarded unit they call a Tack-ti-kall squad or something like that. You take 3 hours on a single initiate under the resolute belief that each initiate is a hero of his own and deserves that respect. You play a Black Templar assault marine in Death Watch and sacrifice all your other wargear just for a power sword and STILL be the best player in the squad. You laugh when your Space Wolf ally runs away with their tails between their legs after losing combat. What part of FEARLESS don't you understand pup!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Mook Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when... you scoff at the notion of allies in apocalypse... Because there are always enough Black Templar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rohr Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) I use allies in Apocalypse! Its more fun when their Codex Squads dont perform as well as our 'inflexible' Crusader Squads :) Edited January 24, 2011 by Marshal2 Crusaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zynk Kaladin Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when caps lock is your indoor voice. You know you're a Black Templar when you don't walk to places, you CRUSADE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Vespasian Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) ...you condition yourself do get some work done by rewarding yourself with painting Edited January 24, 2011 by Marshal Vespasian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Laeroth Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when.... Your chapter upgrade sprue to tactical marine box is 1-1... because you use that many bitz..... More like 2:1. lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 ...the song "Paint it Black" causes you sexual arousal As an Ordo Hereticus damned heretic, I can say with authority that the Emperor's Children may have infiltrated your ranks. :P ...Ah, crud. I've really got to stop admitting I'm a heretic when I'm around Loyalists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th!rdeye Posted January 24, 2011 Author Share Posted January 24, 2011 ...the song "Paint it Black" causes you sexual arousal As an Ordo Hereticus damned heretic, I can say with authority that the Emperor's Children may have infiltrated your ranks. :teehee: ...Ah, crud. I've really got to stop admitting I'm a heretic when I'm around Loyalists. *picks up Black Sword* What was this about Heresy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kassill Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when.... Your chapter upgrade sprue to tactical marine box is 1-1... because you use that many bitz..... More like 2:1. lol! Yup! You thought Season of the Witch was another 40k movie about the Black Templars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticFox Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when... ...You regard a Lascannon as a waste of points ...Your opponents are sick of hearing the phrase "Accept any challenge, no matter the odds!" ...Your friends are sick of hearing the phrase "Accept any challenge, no matter the odds!" ...Your opponent is appalled at the size of your Terminator squads ...You regard the Land Raider Crusader as YOUR chapter's exclusive vehicle and those Ultrachumps stole it Thomas Aquinas 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) you scoff at the notion of allies in apocalypse. What kind of Templar would you be if you needed the aid of lesser beings to purge the galaxy of the Emperor's enemies. It is not often that I quote a foul xeno, but I thought it was fitting: "'cept for One-eye Yarrick. He knows how ter fight." -Ghazghkull Thraka Edited January 25, 2011 by KhorneHunter57x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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