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"I'll try"

 

*drop kicks Arez into the wall, smashing his back into it*

 

"Still there"

 

*picks Arez up and slams him to the floor on his back*

 

"Nope, still there. Hold on and lay still."

 

*holding an axe above Arez and about to bring it down full force*

O heck no.*rolls over and gets up*

Any Iron Priest or Grey Hunters here?

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But he was so cute sitting on your shoulder. Maybe he could get the teleporter off. *slapping a sign on both Arez and Forte's backs that reads "kick me, i punted a squig"*

 

*then attempting to give them both a clap on the shoulder*

 

Let's go see what the bartender has on tap, shall we?

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But he was so cute sitting on your shoulder. Maybe he could get the teleporter off. *slapping a sign on both Arez and Forte's backs that reads "kick me, i punted a squig"*

 

*then attempting to give them both a clap on the shoulder*

 

Let's go see what the bartender has on tap, shall we?

I felt that Crazywolf.i'm not allowed to drink ale only milk

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descends from the heavens bearing milk for Arez (cue Gregorian chanting and angels blowing trumpets)

 

Fresh from the cow! hands Arez a mug full of fresh milk

 

sapphire wings dissolve and melt into a blue-purple fire, eyes return to normal

 

What'd I miss? Oh right, my teleporter. Punches a few keys on my vambrace and the teleporter falls off the greenhorn's power unit[/i]

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descends from the heavens bearing milk for Arez (cue Gregorian chanting and angels blowing trumpets)

 

Fresh from the cow! hands Arez a mug full of fresh milk

 

sapphire wings dissolve and melt into a blue-purple fire, eyes return to normal

 

What'd I miss? Oh right, my teleporter. Punches a few keys on my vambrace and the teleporter falls off the greenhorn's power unit[/i]

*drains milk in a few gulps*thanks.Why did you put the teleporter on me in the first place?

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But he was so cute sitting on your shoulder. Maybe he could get the teleporter off. *slapping a sign on both Arez and Forte's backs that reads "kick me, i punted a squig"*

 

*then attempting to give them both a clap on the shoulder*

 

Let's go see what the bartender has on tap, shall we?

I felt that Crazywolf.i'm not allowed to drink ale only milk

 

Doesn't mean that you have to have anything be fresh milk. Who said he doesn't have that on tap. * taking the sign off of Arez * maybe we should go find that squig though. He wasn't exactly the runt of the litter but the wolves might not like the taste of that snack.

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But he was so cute sitting on your shoulder. Maybe he could get the teleporter off. *slapping a sign on both Arez and Forte's backs that reads "kick me, i punted a squig"*

 

*then attempting to give them both a clap on the shoulder*

 

Let's go see what the bartender has on tap, shall we?

I felt that Crazywolf.i'm not allowed to drink ale only milk

 

Doesn't mean that you have to have anything be fresh milk. Who said he doesn't have that on tap. * taking the sign off of Arez * maybe we should go find that squig though. He wasn't exactly the runt of the litter but the wolves might not like the taste of that snack.

bah let him be.if the wolves complain send them to me

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"Who does like the taste of squig. No one surely!"

never tasted one.can't remember what they are either.hmmm maybe i should go get that Squig............

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"Sure we can get another from the mead hall. Where there's orks there's squigs."

I'll see if that ones alive.If it is it can be my pet

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"You do like your pets don't you. At least a squig can be used as a football when your bored."

or a ball if someone uses me as a Arezbat :P

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"I'll pitch....where's Nrth and Postal?"

I was not suggesting it now.it takes a tank of milk to repair the damage from when you guys use me as an Arezbat.I've only drank a few glasses

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-smirks- Arez is a good bat after all and i recommend finding the squig, found out that Astartes dont liek squigs running aroud loose and the bartender does have milk in the tap Arez

We are not normal Astartes :) My Milk or Wolf Milk(Ale)?

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*throws his now empty barrel of ale in the middle of the room*

*Gets up grabs a new one*

*walks over to the weapon rack*

*Stands there thinking what to pick*

"hmmm do I pick the axe, the hammer, the sword, the claws, the girly knife or am I going to use my fists"

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