Marshal Hadrarius Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when... 3 other subforums take the idea of this topic and all falter and die at about 2 pages long... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2632978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durfast Spiritwolf Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when... 3 other subforums take the idea of this topic and all falter and die at about 2 pages long... Perhaps that's because it's like saying, my small space soldier toys are better than your small space soldier toys. It's almost as tragic as the thread about the 'correct' music for SW we had in the Fang a while back ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2633006 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Juan Juarez Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when... 3 other subforums take the idea of this topic and all falter and die at about 2 pages long... Don't forget the one about "You know you play too much 40k when..." ;) Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2633007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Hadrarius Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 It's almost as tragic as the thread about the 'correct' music for SW we had in the Fang a while back ;) Lol i believe we covered that one two a few months ago though my sugestion of "sk8er boy" by Avril Lavigne didnt go down to well... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2633038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Vader Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Perhaps that's because it's like saying, my small space soldier toys are better than your small space soldier toys. ;) You know you're a Black Templar when your small space soldier toys are better than everyone else's small space soldier toys. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2633056 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 You know you're a Black templar... - When you're Techmarine has killed nearly as many Independants and monsters as your Emperor's Champion, so much in fact that you begin reffering to him as your 'Machine Champion'. - When you won't ever take a normal wound from shooting on your Champion despite his 2+ save, because he will ALWAYS fail it. - You read the thread from start to finish without a break. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2633149 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argon Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 ...the song "Paint it Black" causes you sexual arousal As an Ordo Hereticus damned heretic, I can say with authority that the Emperor's Children may have infiltrated your ranks. :tu: ...Ah, crud. I've really got to stop admitting I'm a heretic when I'm around Loyalists. *picks up Black Sword* What was this about Heresy? Umm...nothing. Nothing at all. I was...erm....testing you. Yes, that's it. This was a test from the High Marshal, and you've passed. *flees quickly* Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2633155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Vespasian Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Perhaps that's because it's like saying, my small space soldier toys are better than your small space soldier toys. :tu: You know you're a Black Templar when your small space soldier toys are better than everyone else's small space soldier toys. +1 made my day. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2633169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 You know your a Black Templar when.... ~Playing a 2000 point list you have three LRC with troops and see no need to fill in the rest of the points even though you have enough to buy predators. ~You do buy the Predator or Vindicator and the other person yells at you for having to many heavy supports until you show him that LRC are dedicated transports for your troop choiced. ~Laugh when the same guy's jaw drops. ~When you have a Chaos Space Marine Army, and think about converting the LR to BT and selling the rest to buy more templars because you have "Found your True calling and brethern."(Guilty, my punishment is 1000 crusades in honor of Dorn. Only 400 more to go.) ~When you kill an entire inqustion force because they "questioned your numbers and faith in the emperor" ~Smile at a bunch of imperial guard units with their guns and laugh when you assault in the first turn by moving your LRC 12 getting out 2 and assaulting 6 for a grand total of 30 Knights of the Emperor destroying the entire platoon with rightous fury. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2633968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Sibrand Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when.... -Annihilate is your only victory condition. -Your regular opponents don't bother to field close combat units anymore. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when.... -Annihilate is your only victory condition. -Your regular opponents don't bother to field close combat units anymore. I seem to be finding myself in this thread. You know your a Black Templar when.... You find yourself with this thread. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th!rdeye Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 Umm...nothing. Nothing at all. I was...erm....testing you. Yes, that's it. This was a test from the High Marshal, and you've passed. *flees quickly* ;) Silly heretics. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarl Kjaran Coldheart Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 you know your a templar when: you create a thread to say how cool you believe your are... and need 6 pages to do it. WLK Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rohr Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 The most vast Librarium in the Imperium couldn't hold all the books needed to describe how awesome the Templars are. As opposed to say, the Space Wolves, who need a whole army of skjalds just to remember what happened in the battle they just fought in... Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634191 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhorneHunter57x Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 (edited) You know you are a Space Wolf when you just can't comprehend our awesomeness. <_< You know you are a Black Templar when you know that Hurricane Bolters > Flamestorm Cannons. Edited January 26, 2011 by KhorneHunter57x Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rohr Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Purifying flame has its place. 6000 rounds a minute does too. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Mook Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Purifying flame has its place. 6000 rounds a minute does too. :P Ah, that had me laughing. You know you're a Black Templar when... Betcher can keep his ;) -ing gland. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th!rdeye Posted January 26, 2011 Author Share Posted January 26, 2011 Good job Knights! This thread is full of great Templar goodness. Every other forum is copying my idea... -___- Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Talon Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Chuck Norris once spent the night in a SOB Convent. The next morning, the entire Black Templars Chapter was born. ( ok not a You know you're....sue me) Paladin777 1 Back to top Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Wilhelm Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 you know your a templar when: you create a thread to say how cool you are... and need 6 pages to do it. WLK You know you are a Space Wolf when.... A] more than a grunt, let alone six pages, is confusing B] you don't get what those 'scratches' on parchment mean C] you would shave, but are there any instructions amidst those 'scratchings' that came with it? D] you are reluctant to put a helmet on. It could be some xenos creature in disguise E] you really want to follow Ultramarines. You even added Blue to your armour's colour. But the written words thing again.... F] when trying to jeer the Emperor's favourite Chapter, you compare your Chapter to Coke. A soft drink that is sweet and bubbly that makes you round and unhealthy. Awooooh! Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matis Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 We know we are Templars when... ... our lists start with 'EC - 140' ... our figure cases are custom-cut for all the swords to fit in and each model is labeled to fit in the exact slot ... we deploy the models in 15 seconds (we don't have to think hard about positioning few rhinos and LRCs) ... we dont even consider starting a Templar-succesive chapter, because we know that anything apart Black Templars is just not as good ... we check the B&C forum every day, looking forward to new additions to this thread ... we simply are Templars Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyustukyi Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 You know your a Black Templar when..... You can walk onto the battlefield and don't need a big hairy mount to do it. Fifteen of you defeat a entire ork force, of two boyz and a Warboss and the rest of your army has to go releave other space marine chapters for the same Orc player. (When that happens) You only loose seven models from each fifteen man sqauds. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634623 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drac0 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 You know you're a Black Templar when your High Marshal, yes Helbrecht, picks up a legion relic and chaces a warhound in a game of apoc to destroy it in close combat. -- True story Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roesor Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Along the same lines... You know you're a Black Templar when your Master of Sanctitiy picks up a Legion Relic and beats a Reaver to death. Twice. Totally changed Darren's opinion of infantry in apoc. Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2634892 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarl Kjaran Coldheart Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 you know your a templar when: you create a thread to say how cool you are... and need 6 pages to do it. WLK You know you are a Space Wolf when.... A] more than a grunt, let alone six pages, is confusing B] you don't get what those 'scratches' on parchment mean C] you would shave, but are there any instructions amidst those 'scratchings' that came with it? D] you are reluctant to put a helmet on. It could be some xenos creature in disguise E] you really want to follow Ultramarines. You even added Blue to your armour's colour. But the written words thing again.... F] when trying to jeer the Emperor's favourite Chapter, you compare your Chapter to Coke. A soft drink that is sweet and bubbly that makes you round and unhealthy. Awooooh! nice list. forgot one though: you know your a space wolf when your bitz are so awesome people use them to make their marines look scary. :) WLK Link to comment https://bolterandchainsword.com/topic/219921-you-know-youre-a-black-templar-when/page/6/#findComment-2635553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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