Honda Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 @Son_of_Dorn: That.Was.Awesome And now I'm imagining a Templar from down under saying, "Eh mate, why don't you toss another witch on the barbie?" I think you won the Internet. The_son_of_Dorn 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyWalrus Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 When you are asked to critique a list and you have literally no idea what any of the Librarian's Filthy Witch's wargear or rules do. But when looking it up you see that he has no invul save and that makes you smile When you actually have the entry for a Librarian and Tigurius expunged from your Codex. The entry for what now? Marshal_Roujakis 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) "I Will Crusade" At first I was a fistI was my primarchs sideKept thinking I could never crusade without Rogal Dorn by our legions sideBut then I spent so many nightsthinking how you attacked The cage all wrongAnd I grew strongAnd learned the pain glove was all i needed all along!and so you're backfrom outer spaceI just walked in to find you here'did you know Imperial fists worship your severed hand in a case?'I thought you were with the Lion in the Rock?or visiting Gulliman you see,If I had known for just one secondyou'd be back from the warp so randomllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyGo on now go walk out the door get the keys to your phalanx and Dust of your giant chainswordHeretics must not be enduredweren't you the one who tried to leave us when you went missing on that chaos ship filled with deamons we had heard but actually full of slaneeshi girls and whipsDid you think we would crumbleDid you think we'd lay down and dieOh no, not weUs precious fewOh as long we just keep crusading I just know we'll make it through!I've got heretic lives takeI've got to burn witches at the stake!and I'll crusadeI will crusade (hey-hey) It took all the strength I hadnot to fall apartbut then Helbrecht came along and again the crusade did start!and I spent oh so many nightsjust feeling sorry for myselfI used to cryBut now I hold our banner high! and you see us templars renewedI'm not that chained up little personstill lusting after Pertuabo just like youand so you felt like dropping inand just expect us to serve againbut Dorn I'm saving all my zeal!so I can crusade in the Emperors naameeee!!!!!!!!! Edited March 11, 2015 by The_son_of_Dorn Armfelt, Brother Christopher, Psykic_scribe and 2 others 5 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Chaplain Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 At first I was afraid I was petrified Change that first line and you're golden-- And they shall know no fear remember? AndrewChristlieb 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChristlieb Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 At first I was afraid I was petrified Change that first line and you're golden-- And they shall know no fear remember? How about: "At first I was enraged, I was mortified". Honda and Marshal Mattias 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Or at 'first i was A fist at my primarchs side?' and i used that line to demonstrate my rip of of aretha franklins song haha Edited March 11, 2015 by The_son_of_Dorn Marshal Mattias 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honda Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 You mean Donna Summers, don't you? I give you props for an admirable attempt, but if you ever even think about the the Bee Gees, the Carpenters, or ABBA, I will hunt you down and tie you to a stake and start a fire. On my honor as a fellow dyslexic. The_son_of_Dorn 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChristlieb Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 You mean Donna Summers, don't you? I give you props for an admirable attempt, but if you ever even think about the the Bee Gees, the Carpenters, or ABBA, I will hunt you down and tie you to a stake and start a fire. On my honor as a fellow dyslexic. you can hack, you can slash, having the time of your life.... stab that Ork, burn that witch, digging the crusader guys.... :D Just for you sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyWalrus Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 You mean Donna Summers, don't you? I give you props for an admirable attempt, but if you ever even think about the the Bee Gees, the Carpenters, or ABBA, I will hunt you down and tie you to a stake and start a fire. On my honor as a fellow dyslexic. Lastrati - they were defeated we won the war Lastrati -Templars struck hard when they went too far Lastrati - couldn't escape if they wanted to Lastrati - burning the heretics down for You Lastrati - Templars resplendant at Lastrati Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armfelt Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Awesome work with the song! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I next intend to rip of a song from Queen :P Honda 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 You mean Donna Summers, don't you? I give you props for an admirable attempt, but if you ever even think about the the Bee Gees, the Carpenters, or ABBA, I will hunt you down and tie you to a stake and start a fire. On my honor as a fellow dyslexic. Yeah sorry - mind was all over the place when I was writing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FortesMastery Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I next intend to rip of a song from Queen I'm not sure "We are the Champions" can be made more Templar other then replacing World with Emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 We are the Templar's my friend and well keep on crusading till the end, We are the templars, WE ARE THE TEMPLARS no time for traitors cuz we are are templars TO THE ENDDDDDDD...............times Honda and Bjorn Firewalker 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) "We Will PURGE You" Buddy you're a Neophte make a big noisePlayin' in the void gonna be a big Astartee somedayYou got ork blood on yo' faceYou big disgraceKickin' your gene seed all over the placeSingin'We will we will BURN YOU! We will we will BURN YOU!Buddy you're a Sword brother, one bad witch burnerShoutin' in the street gonna take on the Warp some dayYou got Dark Eldar blood on yo' faceYou big disgraceWavin' that Templar banner all over the placeWe will we will PURGE YOU(Sing it!)We will we will PURGEBuddy you're an Emperors Champion, then a CastellanPleadin' with your eyes gonna bring the heretics to the pyre some dayYou got Abaddons blood on your face made him look a disgrace But the battle left you broken So now your rocking dreadnought armor in your body's place!We will we will BURN YOU(Sing it!)We will we will BURN YOU(Everybody)We will we will PURGE YOUWe will we will PURGE YOU(Alright) Last one for a while me thinks. Edited March 12, 2015 by The_son_of_Dorn Bjorn Firewalker, Barrogh and Honda 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sete Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Why? Whyyyyyyyy? Is this black templar mtv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandwen Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) At first I was ok, I was interested. But then came song two... and three... and dang...Moor ZEAL, less squeal. Mod edit: ZEAL is spelled with a red. Edited March 12, 2015 by Honda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Hmmm...Chaos dances and the Black Templars sing. I sense a Broadway production in the making! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I'm not sure who I should choose first for paddlin's, but they're definitely well earned. Marshal_Roujakis, SWORD BROTHER RYAN and Acebaur 3 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyWalrus Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Whoa, we dun' goofed nooow, Whoa, bringing out the Paddleum! Emp'ror be praised, and smite the wicked, whoa, bringing out the Paddleum! Surely there are holy chants for the application of the Paddleum, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firepower Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Surely there are holy chants for the application of the Paddleum, no? The customary prayer is "BLAAAAAAAARGH!" followed by a rapid, heavy percussion, and often a warbling soprano on the part of the recipient. Marshal_Roujakis 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acebaur Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Surely there are holy chants for the application of the Paddleum, no? The customary prayer is "BLAAAAAAAARGH!" followed by a rapid, heavy percussion, and often a warbling soprano on the part of the recipient. SSHHHHHhhhhh!!! Don't say it too loud, you might awaken Chaplain Jasper. Who knows what kind of rampage he might go on if he's woken up Kastor Krieg and Firepower 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andhil Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 (edited) I leave for a couple of weeks, and people start singing? It was awesome though. Edited March 15, 2015 by Andhil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_son_of_Dorn Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 when even your dinner inspires you! http://www.marinmamacooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sausage-and-arugula-skillet-pizza.jpg librisrouge, Marshal Mattias, Firepower and 3 others 6 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FashaTheDog Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Pizza with extra zeal toppings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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