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BEHOLD THE CHOOM IN ALL ITS GLORY!

 

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

 

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Behold! The Mighty Charger!

 

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/catalog/product/600x620/99550101289_VolkiteCaliverSet01.jpg

The Stalwart Caliver, Blessed be they!

 

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/catalog/product/600x620/99550101346_LegionVolkiteCulverinSet01.jpg

The Devastating Culverin! Mightiest of the Man-Portables!

BEHOLD THE CHOOM IN ALL ITS GLORY!

 

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

 

...

 

Behold! The Mighty Charger!

 

...

 

The Stalwart Caliver, Blessed be they!

 

...

 

The Devastating Culverin! Mightiest of the Man-Portables!

 

...and don't forget the Terrifying Demi Culverin!

 

(Commercial Plug)

 

When you just have to render opponents to bloody ash covered giblets there's only one vehicle you should be driving:

 

The Chevrolet Choomerado

 

(Ask your local Chevy dealership for the estimated street and highway mpg...because we sure as hell aren't going to list it here.)

 

http://i.imgur.com/wNhxEmQ.png

It would seem Volkite Chargers are officially back in stock at Forgeworld!!!

 

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-US/Volkite-Charger-Set

 

Excellent news!

 

http://i.imgur.com/MlfBimB.jpg

It would seem Volkite Chargers are officially back in stock at Forgeworld!!!

And without hands, apparently. Hm. Gonna need to track Lyra Heartstrings down and steal all the hands she's collected since she became a stupid meme.

I knew there was a good reason I was hesitant to paint the Tactical Auxilia bodyguards with their standard grenade launcher/melta gun equipment.  It looks like my hobby knife and I have an appointment with the bodyguards to ensure they are Choom-Compliant!  The other weapons were cramping the Rust Scorpion Volkite Style!

 

I also created a recruitment poster using a Helghast poster as my base and then modifying the hell out of it to get Volkite weaponry & a Visor into it.  As it's CHOOM! related, I figured I would post it in here as well!

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/2TRwy50.png

Tales from the front: a combined force of the 7th Saturnyne Rams and loyalist elements of the III Legion inflicted great CHOOMing upon the twisted follower of tzeentch, doubly heinous for their subscription to a thing called "40k." 

Where whole squads of flamers inflicted but a single wound upon a unit of Warp Talons, the CHOOM of the Veletaris Storm Section annihilated the entire unit, and not content with their accomplishment proceeded to destroy an entire unit of Rubricae and the foul sorcerer who commanded the force. 

Elsewhere on the field, a Leman Russ Incinerator would rend unto ash two units of Havocs, a dozen assorted marines and various foul warpspawn - perishing only when the entire unholy mass of the enemy army committed itself to its destruction in an assault of epic proportions. 

And lastly, the Astartes Praetor, having seen his entire bodyguard and escort slain by a Lord of Change and exacted revenge in combat would lay waste to several Heralds of Tzeentch and many times his number of Horrors using little more than his trusty Volkite Charger. 

While the battle was not a resounded success, the volume of CHOOM would make even the most dedicated of servants of the Red Planet pleased by their devotion. 

CHOOM is our shield against betrayal. 

It would seem Volkite Chargers are officially back in stock at Forgeworld!!!

 

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-US/Volkite-Charger-Set

 

I ordered my very first Volkites this weekend, a set of Chargers to modify some BaC Cataphractii in to some lovely Lernaean Terminators :)

CHOOM is our shield against betrayal. 

 

Indeed it is, brother! Good to hear news from the front! Hopefully you had fun spreading ashes to the wind. :wink:

 

Edit - Bloody autocorrect. <_<

Edited by Olis

 

 

CHOOM is our shield against betrayal.

"But traitors use volkites as we-"

"Shut up."

Lol I still love ADB's writing on why chaos space marines don't use any heresy specific things anymore like volkites XD

 

Got a link? I can't remember whether or not I read that.

 

 

 

 

CHOOM is our shield against betrayal.

"But traitors use volkites as we-"

"Shut up."

Lol I still love ADB's writing on why chaos space marines don't use any heresy specific things anymore like volkites XD

Got a link? I can't remember whether or not I read that.

I wish I did...I know someone on here has it saved.

 

I just remember Abaddon grinning when asked and pretty much say the reason was "just because" or he wanted to melt them down to make more defilers/dinobots :D

 

It's been lost to the annals of B&C history, just like most of the important info in the Inperium's bureaucracy.

Is it this?

 

"Dude, Horus just croaked. What now?"

Abaddon re-tied his topknot. He totally had an idea. "I totally have an idea," he said. The Traitor Legions looked on expectantly. "Here's what we do. We run away."

Many helmed heads nodded. This seemed a wise course of action.

"Good idea," said Erebus.

'Hush." Abaddon frowned at the interruption. "But I think we should leave behind our jetbikes, Dreadclaws, Whirlwinds, Landspeeders - pretty much all anti-grav technology, really - as well as our bikes, attack bikes, and pretty much anything else we've used so far."

Fewer helms nodded this time. "Dude," said Lucius the Eternal, "we might need all that stuff. Some of that stuff is rad."

"Nah, I've made up my mind. Let's just go."

"But..."

"Let's. Just. Go." Abaddon waved the Talon of Horus. Its scythe-blade fingers made clickety-click sounds.

"Okay, let's just go," agreed Lucius.

Khârn wasn't so easily placated. "What about Cyclone Launchers? Because I saw those in Horus Heresy: Collected Visions, so we must be using th--"

"I feel like I'm talking to myself, here." Abaddon pointed a claw at the World Eater. It poked Khârn in the eye.

"Ow, Jesus, man. Okay, okay. We'll go."

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

Abaddon pimp-walked from the room, strutting like he owned the place.

"Hey, what about this conversion beamer?" asked Typhus. "Couldn't we use these in Rogue Trader? These are awesome. They go, like, FWOOOOOSH."

"Leave it!" Abaddon's voice called from the other room. Typhus put it down, grumbling.

Fabius Bile sort of shrugged. "So, uh, can I come with you guys? Because I was checking the passenger lists, and none of the Legions are taking their Apothecaries. I mean... don't you need us?"

Lucius patted his brother on the shoulder. "It's okay, man. We'll allude to the Apothecaries in the background text. I mean, you won't get to ever do anything, but you'll sort of be there in the fluff, y'know? A bit? Maybe?"

"Balls to this. I'm leaving the Legion. I'll make my own rules."

Khârn snorted. "Your rules will be lame for competitive play. Just watch. And people will call you Fabulous Bill."

The Traitors walked from the chamber, out to the landing pad. It was deserted.

"Uh, Abbs?"

Abaddon turned to Ahriman. "S'up?"

"Um." The Thousand Son gestured to the empty landing pad. "Where are all our gunships?"

Abaddon ignored him. "Weren't you red a minute ago?"

"We're blue now. It's... it's this whole... thing. Look, seriously, where are our Thunderhawks?"

"Oh, right. Them." Abaddon toyed with his topknot, swishing it back and forth, like a kitten with a fluffy toy. "We won't need those. We can run everywhere and stuff. Or push Rhinos out of hangers and ride them through the atmosphere. It'll be cool."

The Traitors shared a glance. This wasn't going well. Abaddon noticed their hesitation, and sought to calm them. "Relaaaaax. I'll invent new stuff. Like... spider robots with daemons in, and they have claws and stuff. They'll defile things. Maybe they can be called Defilotrons. It'll be sweet. And they'll have a gun on their chests, and tiny little heads. What? Why are you looking at me like that? You just wait. We'll rock this place all to hell."

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