Slips Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 BEHOLD THE CHOOM IN ALL ITS GLORY! CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM http://happyshop012.gotoip2.com/images/201502/goods_img/2763_P_1424830994143.jpg Behold! The Mighty Charger! http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/catalog/product/600x620/99550101289_VolkiteCaliverSet01.jpg The Stalwart Caliver, Blessed be they! http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/catalog/product/600x620/99550101346_LegionVolkiteCulverinSet01.jpg The Devastating Culverin! Mightiest of the Man-Portables! Interrogator-Chaplain Ezra 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Those top ones look plastic and got me excited for a second... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slips Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Probably a Recasters Image. The one on the FW site has the SOLD OUT Watermark over it v_v it was also the First image to pop up on google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audemus Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 BEHOLD THE CHOOM IN ALL ITS GLORY! CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM ... Behold! The Mighty Charger! ... The Stalwart Caliver, Blessed be they! ... The Devastating Culverin! Mightiest of the Man-Portables! ...and don't forget the Terrifying Demi Culverin! (Commercial Plug) When you just have to render opponents to bloody ash covered giblets there's only one vehicle you should be driving: The Chevrolet Choomerado (Ask your local Chevy dealership for the estimated street and highway mpg...because we sure as hell aren't going to list it here.) http://i.imgur.com/wNhxEmQ.png Flint13, Olis, Skalpynock and 6 others 9 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_out Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 It would seem Volkite Chargers are officially back in stock at Forgeworld!!! http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-US/Volkite-Charger-Set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Choooooom! Praise the forges of Mars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 It would seem Volkite Chargers are officially back in stock at Forgeworld!!! http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-US/Volkite-Charger-Set Excellent news! http://i.imgur.com/MlfBimB.jpg Nomus Sardauk, Loquille, nevindar and 4 others 7 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevindar Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Might mean I should go stock up on some portable Choom. New army idea and the old armies kinda need more... and I'm down to my last 4 Chargers and 5 Calivers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 It would seem Volkite Chargers are officially back in stock at Forgeworld!!! And without hands, apparently. Hm. Gonna need to track Lyra Heartstrings down and steal all the hands she's collected since she became a stupid meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audemus Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I knew there was a good reason I was hesitant to paint the Tactical Auxilia bodyguards with their standard grenade launcher/melta gun equipment. It looks like my hobby knife and I have an appointment with the bodyguards to ensure they are Choom-Compliant! The other weapons were cramping the Rust Scorpion Volkite Style! I also created a recruitment poster using a Helghast poster as my base and then modifying the hell out of it to get Volkite weaponry & a Visor into it. As it's CHOOM! related, I figured I would post it in here as well! http://i.imgur.com/2TRwy50.png Ramell, Memento Of Prospero, GodEmperorOfMankind and 12 others 15 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted November 19, 2015 Author Share Posted November 19, 2015 Very nice. :tu: Audemus 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_out Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I think I have a new screen saver and I don't even play Auxilia! Wicked cool poster Audemus 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlo Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Awesome. Audemus 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgoff Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Yeah Audemus 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stofficus Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Tales from the front: a combined force of the 7th Saturnyne Rams and loyalist elements of the III Legion inflicted great CHOOMing upon the twisted follower of tzeentch, doubly heinous for their subscription to a thing called "40k." Where whole squads of flamers inflicted but a single wound upon a unit of Warp Talons, the CHOOM of the Veletaris Storm Section annihilated the entire unit, and not content with their accomplishment proceeded to destroy an entire unit of Rubricae and the foul sorcerer who commanded the force. Elsewhere on the field, a Leman Russ Incinerator would rend unto ash two units of Havocs, a dozen assorted marines and various foul warpspawn - perishing only when the entire unholy mass of the enemy army committed itself to its destruction in an assault of epic proportions. And lastly, the Astartes Praetor, having seen his entire bodyguard and escort slain by a Lord of Change and exacted revenge in combat would lay waste to several Heralds of Tzeentch and many times his number of Horrors using little more than his trusty Volkite Charger. While the battle was not a resounded success, the volume of CHOOM would make even the most dedicated of servants of the Red Planet pleased by their devotion. CHOOM is our shield against betrayal. Gorgoff, Hesh Kadesh, Slips and 1 other 4 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halandaar Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 It would seem Volkite Chargers are officially back in stock at Forgeworld!!! http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-US/Volkite-Charger-Set I ordered my very first Volkites this weekend, a set of Chargers to modify some BaC Cataphractii in to some lovely Lernaean Terminators :) Olis 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) CHOOM is our shield against betrayal. Indeed it is, brother! Good to hear news from the front! Hopefully you had fun spreading ashes to the wind. Edit - Bloody autocorrect. <_< Edited November 23, 2015 by Olis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 CHOOM is our shield against betrayal. "But traitors use volkites as we-" "Shut up." Hesh Kadesh and DarkApostle7 2 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 CHOOM is our shield against betrayal."But traitors use volkites as we-""Shut up." Lol I still love ADB's writing on why chaos space marines don't use any heresy specific things anymore like volkites XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olis Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 CHOOM is our shield against betrayal."But traitors use volkites as we-""Shut up." Lol I still love ADB's writing on why chaos space marines don't use any heresy specific things anymore like volkites XD Got a link? I can't remember whether or not I read that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depthcharge12 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 CHOOM is our shield against betrayal."But traitors use volkites as we-""Shut up." Lol I still love ADB's writing on why chaos space marines don't use any heresy specific things anymore like volkites XD Got a link? I can't remember whether or not I read that. I wish I did...I know someone on here has it saved. I just remember Abaddon grinning when asked and pretty much say the reason was "just because" or he wanted to melt them down to make more defilers/dinobots :D It's been lost to the annals of B&C history, just like most of the important info in the Inperium's bureaucracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of the Raven Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Is it this? "Dude, Horus just croaked. What now?"Abaddon re-tied his topknot. He totally had an idea. "I totally have an idea," he said. The Traitor Legions looked on expectantly. "Here's what we do. We run away."Many helmed heads nodded. This seemed a wise course of action."Good idea," said Erebus.'Hush." Abaddon frowned at the interruption. "But I think we should leave behind our jetbikes, Dreadclaws, Whirlwinds, Landspeeders - pretty much all anti-grav technology, really - as well as our bikes, attack bikes, and pretty much anything else we've used so far."Fewer helms nodded this time. "Dude," said Lucius the Eternal, "we might need all that stuff. Some of that stuff is rad.""Nah, I've made up my mind. Let's just go.""But...""Let's. Just. Go." Abaddon waved the Talon of Horus. Its scythe-blade fingers made clickety-click sounds."Okay, let's just go," agreed Lucius.Khârn wasn't so easily placated. "What about Cyclone Launchers? Because I saw those in Horus Heresy: Collected Visions, so we must be using th--""I feel like I'm talking to myself, here." Abaddon pointed a claw at the World Eater. It poked Khârn in the eye."Ow, Jesus, man. Okay, okay. We'll go.""Yeah, that's what I thought."Abaddon pimp-walked from the room, strutting like he owned the place."Hey, what about this conversion beamer?" asked Typhus. "Couldn't we use these in Rogue Trader? These are awesome. They go, like, FWOOOOOSH.""Leave it!" Abaddon's voice called from the other room. Typhus put it down, grumbling.Fabius Bile sort of shrugged. "So, uh, can I come with you guys? Because I was checking the passenger lists, and none of the Legions are taking their Apothecaries. I mean... don't you need us?"Lucius patted his brother on the shoulder. "It's okay, man. We'll allude to the Apothecaries in the background text. I mean, you won't get to ever do anything, but you'll sort of be there in the fluff, y'know? A bit? Maybe?""Balls to this. I'm leaving the Legion. I'll make my own rules."Khârn snorted. "Your rules will be lame for competitive play. Just watch. And people will call you Fabulous Bill."The Traitors walked from the chamber, out to the landing pad. It was deserted."Uh, Abbs?"Abaddon turned to Ahriman. "S'up?""Um." The Thousand Son gestured to the empty landing pad. "Where are all our gunships?"Abaddon ignored him. "Weren't you red a minute ago?""We're blue now. It's... it's this whole... thing. Look, seriously, where are our Thunderhawks?""Oh, right. Them." Abaddon toyed with his topknot, swishing it back and forth, like a kitten with a fluffy toy. "We won't need those. We can run everywhere and stuff. Or push Rhinos out of hangers and ride them through the atmosphere. It'll be cool."The Traitors shared a glance. This wasn't going well. Abaddon noticed their hesitation, and sought to calm them. "Relaaaaax. I'll invent new stuff. Like... spider robots with daemons in, and they have claws and stuff. They'll defile things. Maybe they can be called Defilotrons. It'll be sweet. And they'll have a gun on their chests, and tiny little heads. What? Why are you looking at me like that? You just wait. We'll rock this place all to hell." Audemus, Gorgoff, Quixus and 13 others 16 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomus Sardauk Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 CHOOM is our shield against betrayal."But traitors use volkites as we-"*CHOOOOOM* FTFY. ;) Quixus 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hesh Kadesh Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 'ow, jesus, man' Gets me every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_out Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Khârn snorted. "Your rules will be lame for competitive play. Just watch. And people will call you Fabulous Bill." The single greatest thing I've ever read. BrotherAtrox 1 Back to top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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