You know you're a Black Templar when....

[Roesor]

...when the leader of you chaos marines army is an ammesia stricken Black templar seduced by a Slaaneshi lady. He's called The Dreaming Knight, and whole heartedly believes he's leading a crusade.

 

That sounds familiar.... Dragon Age Circle of Magi quest perhaps?

 

Along those lines...

 

You play Dragon Age and are excited that you can wear Templar armor, but are disappointed when it isn't black.

 

You like your Warrior to wear the Legion of the Dead armor because it makes him look like a medieval Black Templar.

 

 

I din't think about that! :P But yeah that's a good comparison. I love dragon age. Haven't bought two though, looked like crap....going through it again, funnily enough as templar champion with morrigen :o

[Link2edition]

When you declare your home in minecraft a fortress monastery, leave it for 2 days, log back in to find another player in it, and kill him over and over untill he leaves... with swords of course. (happened today) Edited April 12, 2011 by Link2edition

[Makers]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

...you wish you had a Neophyte to take your place during a argument with the girlfriend.

 

This Contest is over, We have a Winner.

[Eberious]

...when the PC you use at work knows this is about BT's and that this thread is so awesome that it crashes the web browser I use at work.

 

Not really a "You know you're a Black Templar when".. but yeah all the same...sorta.

[Roesor]

...you know you're a Black Templar when being 'surrounded' fills you not with fear, but mild relief that you won't have to look for your enemy.

[Chaplain Joyuese]

You know you're Black Templar when:

 

A thread goes on for pages and pages and pages in the BT forum arguing and discussing and debating as each brother tries to find that last word to determine how and when we can get into someone's face and smash it in! <.< >.> :D

[waaanial00]

You can only see black and white!

[Makers]

...You root for the Empire in Star Wars because they follow tradition, and they because they are Black and White.

 

And of course, Jedi are witches.

[Roesor]

You know you're Black templar when you go to the same tailor as Darth Vader :D

[Link2edition]

You know you are a black templar when you refuse to put your gadgets in the trunk rather than in the cab so you wont anger the machine spirits.

[Eberious]

You know you are a black templar when you refuse to put your gadgets in the trunk rather than in the cab so you wont anger the machine spirits.

 

 

I don't get it? :huh:

[Link2edition]

You know you are a black templar when you refuse to put your gadgets in the trunk rather than in the cab so you wont anger the machine spirits.

 

 

I don't get it? :)

 

When I was leaving a lan party last night my friend was going to put his computer in the trunk of his car. I told him that lack of respect would anger the machine spirit, and that he should strap it into a seat just like he would anyone else.

 

thats what it means. Sorry its not that good, but I did post this late at night after getting home from a 9 hour party.

Edited April 16, 2011 by Link2edition

[Link2edition]

oh and too keep this thread going...

 

When you bought a Vannilla marines codex with your models but have to this day never used it.

 

If your mom has ever woken you up for school and you muttered something about being the Emperor"s champion in a sleepy stupor (she thought I had lost it, it has happened 2 consecutive days now)

[Nyustukyi]

....when you get hit by a drunk driver and yell that in this "Death or Glory" battle the glory will be yours.

[Firepower]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

...you wish you had a Neophyte to take your place during a argument with the girlfriend.

 

This Contest is over, We have a Winner.

 

It never ends...not even if you shoot it in the face. Trust me.

 

And since I can't kill the thread, I may as well make a long overdue contribution.

 

You know you're a Black Templar when....

 

~nightly prayers include requests for SCT blueprints which describe how to build a Bolter capable of shooting swords....exploding swords.

 

~you own at least 3 pairs of chainmail underwear. Boxers or briefs.

 

~you have sentenced at least 5 dice to penance in the Pain Glove.

 

~change is the enemy, even when it pertains to a new codex. We've been sticking to the same plan for 10,000 years already and it should stay as such.

 

~the words "noncombatant" and "coward" are considered synonymous.

 

~black, white, and the scarlet of spilled enemy blood are the only colors you can see.

 

~the Grim Reaper loathes you for the amount of paperwork you force him to fill out with each deployment.

 

~you consider the Codex Astartes the most eloquent roll of toilet paper in the galaxy.

 

~Inquisitors refer to you as "that damn crazy fanatic."

 

~Plasma Cannons, Heavy Bolters, Multi Meltas, Missile Launchers, and Lascannons are all considered overly complicated clubs.

[Eberious]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

...you wish you had a Neophyte to take your place during a argument with the girlfriend.

 

This Contest is over, We have a Winner.

 

It never ends...not even if you shoot it in the face. Trust me.

 

And since I can't kill the thread, I may as well make a long overdue contribution.

 

You know you're a Black Templar when....

 

~nightly prayers include requests for SCT blueprints which describe how to build a Bolter capable of shooting swords....exploding swords.

 

~you own at least 3 pairs of chainmail underwear. Boxers or briefs.

 

~you have sentenced at least 5 dice to penance in the Pain Glove.

 

~change is the enemy, even when it pertains to a new codex. We've been sticking to the same plan for 10,000 years already and it should stay as such.

 

~the words "noncombatant" and "coward" are considered synonymous.

 

~black, white, and the scarlet of spilled enemy blood are the only colors you can see.

 

~the Grim Reaper loathes you for the amount of paperwork you force him to fill out with each deployment.

 

~you consider the Codex Astartes the most eloquent roll of toilet paper in the galaxy.

 

~Inquisitors refer to you as "that damn crazy fanatic."

 

~Plasma Cannons, Heavy Bolters, Multi Meltas, Missile Launchers, and Lascannons are all considered overly complicated clubs.

 

Indeed you cant resist it FP, and some goods ones there.

 

....you know you are a BT player when you cant resist posting more, even when vowed not to. :sweat:

[Th!rdeye]

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

....like your Crusade, this thread will never end.

 

 

My thread. IT DIES WHEN I SAY SO!

 

 

:sweat: :lol:

[Link2edition]

When you go out and buy helsreach even though your friend would have let you borrow it next week... because you cannot wait that long to read of the glories of a crusade.

[Marshal Rohr]

When you hear Phil Kelly is writing your codex and all is write with the world. Just no Thunderknights, please.

[Marshal Rohr]

Darth Vader, the Dragon Age Templars, and the Teutonic Knights are my favorite sources of inspiration for modelling.

 

My Marshal conversion is an all black armored badass with an all black tabard and all black cloak. I dont know how to paint it yet.

 

He is the Black Knight. It's pretty ballin.

[Sn4k30r]

+1 MArshal 2 Crusaders!

[Zincite]

(These have probably been done already. But heyho)

 

You know you're a Black Templar when...

 

... You have to be extra careful when going to the toilet, lest you forget that you've got a bolter chained to your hand.

 

... You have a Powerarmorcalveryopobia.

 

... Your codex is the only one where the pictures are in full color.

[Nyustukyi]

When your Chaplin and Champion take out a entire squad of force of Guants(close combat ones) and beats them all. I love my Chaplin. Six attacks on the charge with a power weapon and rerolling? I call him.....Spot.

 

As in spot the enemy, kill the enemy.

[T14]

When you spend your precious free time making BT propaganda ^_^

[DasPanzerIstUber]

T14 is THE Eternal Crusader. :)